Author Topic: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha  (Read 3213 times)

Havenbull

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
which magazine you got HB?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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which magazine you got HB?
Gay Truckers gloryhole pitstop.most likely  :o

chaos

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Gay Truckers gloryhole pitstop.most likely  :o
is your issue missing ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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is your issue missing ???
Are you offering to lend me a copy ,you queer candian sh1t eater

kiwiol

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine

Are you saying that when it comes to munching on dick, 'Pumphard' puts 'his' mom to shame, Have?

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
When one's hits desperation, out come the mother jokes...............

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
It obvious that the rape you experienced in prison is still having effects on you, why won't you tell me who it was, I may be able to help you out.

Havenbull

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which magazine you got HB?

Popular Science, of course

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It obvious that the rape you experienced in prison is still having effects on you, why won't you tell me who it was, I may be able to help you out.

Are you saying you are the 'guy' who identifies rapists by taste testing their semen, 'Pumphard'?

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Here I am offering you my help, to get those guys that raped , and your ignoring it.

Havenbull

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Are you saying that when it comes to munching on dick, 'Pumphard' puts 'his' mom to shame, Have?

I'm saying that pumphard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole

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I'm saying that pumphard hard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole

Hahahahaha I heard 'his' mouth has seen more cocks than all the chicken farmers in Kentucky put together. Hahahahaha gayer than Creatine loading

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Hahahahaha I heard 'his' mouth has seen more cocks than all the chicken farmers in Kentucky put together. Hahahahaha gayer than Creatine loading

hahahahahah I heard pumphard was the keynote speaker at the International Association of Linguistics and Vocabulary debate on whether or not the plural form of "penis" should be "penii"

He was losing the debate when he pulled out his wildcard, and told everyone how many cocks he had actually been with

He won convincingly

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hahahahahah I heard pumphard was the keynote speaker at the International Association of Linguistics and Vocabulary debate on whether or not the plural form of "penis" should be "penii"

He was losing the debate when he pulled out his wildcard, and told everyone how many cocks he had actually been with

He won convincingly


Hahahahahaha are you saying Pumphard is the kind of 'guy' who introduces 'him'self as an animal lover to other guys and then insists on petting their trouser snake, Have?

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Hahahahahaha are you saying Pumphard is the kind of 'guy' who introduces 'him'self as an animal lover to other guys and then insists on petting their trouser snake, Have?
Try to keep your posts down to a minimum, since you're the reason everyone left the V.

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I'm saying that pumphard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole
You're still ignoring my plea to help you, is it because its a sensitive topic for you.  Please let me know, and I will stop, just like I did with squadfatty's issue with his black loving girlfriend.

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Try to keep your posts down to a minimum, since you're the reason everyone left the V.

 8)

BTW

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tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
hahahahahaha, classic. ;D

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hahahahahaha, classic. ;D
you seem to be in a happy mood today, either you received your welfare check or your girlfriend decided just to take in 3 black cocks today.........

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hahahahahaha, classic. ;D
Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   

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Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   

ahahaha now that is classic  :D
I'm Nick's role model!

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Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   
hahaha True Story

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Popular Science, of course
excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

Havenbull

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excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?

All I know is, her fingers are reaching for my a-hole so she can lick them, dirty whore