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Guys, I'm taking the leap
« on: July 16, 2007, 07:43:56 PM »
I'm going to my doctor tomorrow.  I'm gonna ask him for a referral to a urologist to get that extra skin removed.

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I hope I can get a female urologist, so a man doesn't have to touch me in my special place.

I wonder if I should tell my boss about this if I need vacation days for the healing process?

My old doctor told me it would take 4 weeks to heal.  :-\

Hope you enjoyed the update on the status of my legendary penis.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 07:45:27 PM »
when I read the thread title I got all excited, I thought you were on a bridge :'(
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 08:42:11 PM »
when I read the thread title I got all excited, I thought you were on a bridge :'(

dude stop pm-ing me, asking me for pictures of my dick.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 08:45:45 PM »
dude stop pm-ing me, asking me for pictures of my dick.
hhahahah ok ::)

as long as you stop pm-ing me asking for pictures of my butthole ::)
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 08:50:00 PM »
I'm going to my doctor tomorrow.  I'm gonna ask him for a referral to a urologist to get that extra skin removed.

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I hope I can get a female urologist, so a man doesn't have to touch me in my special place.

I wonder if I should tell my boss about this if I need vacation days for the healing process?

My old doctor told me it would take 4 weeks to heal.  :-\

Hope you enjoyed the update on the status of my legendary penis.

OUCH
are you fucking crazy

why would you do that to yourself  :o

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 08:51:03 PM »
hhahahah ok ::)

as long as you stop pm-ing me asking for pictures of my butthole ::)

hey man, do you have pictures of your penis,  i'm just curious what it looks like

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 08:51:59 PM »
OUCH
are you fucking crazy

why would you do that to yourself  :o

because the skin gets stretched too much during use, can be uncomfortable.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 08:54:26 PM »
Just jack off with the jergens, quit free styling it.


You can do this surgery yourself you know? with minimal scaring....well just did Adonis to suck you off.....he can take the chrome off a bumper so I'm not sure why he couldn't take skin off a wang

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 09:14:51 PM »

basturd you know when I clicked on my bottom quote, the one I supposedly pm'd you, it took me to the beast's profile, wonder why ::)


if you're going to lie at least be good at it, you're as bad as Adonis :-\



and you have a deformed penis, someone, somewhere, doesn't want you to breed.
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 09:17:24 PM »
basturd you know when I clicked on my bottom quote, the one I supposedly pm'd you, it took me to the beast's profile, wonder why ::)


if you're going to lie at least be good at it, you're as bad as Adonis :-\



and you have a deformed penis, someone, somewhere, doesn't want you to breed.

lol, don't play with me.  i'll own you every time.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 09:32:15 PM »
lol, don't play with me.  i'll own you every time.
::) my penis is normal looking, yours is deformed, this makes you less of a man than me.


and I have calves......... ;)
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 09:50:33 PM »
Sebastian, this is exactly the kind of thread Jeff would've advise against.

This thread cries more for attention than a 14yo girl with a nose ring.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 09:52:49 PM »
Sebastian, this is exactly the kind of thread Jeff would've advise against.

This thread cries more for attention than a 14yo girl with a nose ring.
or a 14 year old girl with a baby bump..........
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 10:05:15 PM »
I'm going to my doctor tomorrow.  I'm gonna ask him for a referral to a urologist to get that extra skin removed.

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I hope I can get a female urologist, so a man doesn't have to touch me in my special place.

I wonder if I should tell my boss about this if I need vacation days for the healing process?

My old doctor told me it would take 4 weeks to heal.  :-\

Hope you enjoyed the update on the status of my legendary penis.

I hope she sucked you..

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 10:37:30 PM »

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I

how did she react lol
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2007, 10:48:24 PM »
how did she react lol

The same way every woman reacts when she is presented with Fromunda Cheese from one of these "uncut hunks"

She puked.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2007, 10:58:09 PM »
let me know how it goes bast.
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2007, 05:18:13 AM »
What xtra skin you talkin about?  Circumcision or what?
Most are all show no go!

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2007, 05:22:03 AM »
I'm going to my doctor tomorrow.  I'm gonna ask him for a referral to a urologist to get that extra skin removed.

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I hope I can get a female urologist, so a man doesn't have to touch me in my special place.

I wonder if I should tell my boss about this if I need vacation days for the healing process?

My old doctor told me it would take 4 weeks to heal.  :-\

Hope you enjoyed the update on the status of my legendary penis.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2007, 05:26:47 AM »
Sebastian, this is exactly the kind of thread Jeff would've advise against.

This thread cries more for attention than a 14yo girl with a nose ring.

Exactly.....why dont you just go talk to your dad if you are so desperate for attention. internet attention wont fix your obvious deep issues.

and go squat 'cause your sad legs aint gonna build themselves.

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 05:28:02 AM »
I'm going to my doctor tomorrow.  I'm gonna ask him for a referral to a urologist to get that extra skin removed.

I had my old doc (female) examine my wang, and I got an erection.   I hope I can get a female urologist, so a man doesn't have to touch me in my special place.

I wonder if I should tell my boss about this if I need vacation days for the healing process?

My old doctor told me it would take 4 weeks to heal.  :-\

Hope you enjoyed the update on the status of my legendary penis.

I thought that most american males got snipped at birth or shortly there after

how much does this cost? and does insurance cover it?
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2007, 05:55:38 AM »
hahahaha bast got hard when his male uroligist check out his chaffed cock hahah
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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2007, 06:20:41 AM »
Way to keep your internet friends updated!

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Re: Guys, I'm taking the leap
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2007, 06:24:37 AM »
are you jewish  ???