Official Getbig Theme Song!

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Brad Paisley - Online

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Here are the lyrics:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[Stark]

Good song

[MAXX]

haha spot on 

[Stark]

haha spot on 

hahah I love the start were that "Blond all MR American" calls him a jerk... That;s how we in Europe think all American (i have everything) Bullies are

[The Ugly]

I like the "Joanie Loves Chachi" opener.

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It just needs an extra verse with something like "I'm 240 pounds, 6% bodyfat, all natural" in there

[Stark]

the sad thing is.... there are seriously people like that, I should know I have some of these guys at work, super overweight, scifi fanatic, or fantasy, and they have no clue how to combine all these things still look respectable and have fun, girl friends and so forth... an it is possible to be or to do all these things and still have a social life.

[The Coach]

I think a good theme song for womens bodybuilding should be "Lola" by the Kinks!!

[The Ugly]

I think a good theme song for womens bodybuilding should be "Lola" by the Kinks!!

... and in a dark brown voice, she said Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.

[The Coach]

... and in a dark brown voice, she said Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.

 

[youandme]

WOW talk about narcissist, haha damn Paisley might be worse than some of these bitches in hollywood

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WOW talk about narcissist, haha damn Paisley might be worse than some of these bitches in hollywood

Why do you say that?

[Livewire]

country music makes me puke

[Andre Nickatina]

country music makes me puke

country is weak. my dog died and my wife left me. oooh.

[youandme]

Why do you say that?

Did you watch the music video?

I liked the song until I saw the video.

country is weak. my dog died and my wife left me. oooh.

and I got drunk off some moonshine...bubba went crazy...in lone places...dogs have faces

[The Ugly]

my dog died and my wife left me. oooh.

You should write a country tune.