SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY VERIZON DSL LINE.. I DECIDED TO CALL CUSTOMER SUPPORT AND SOME DUDE PICKED UP! HE ASKED ME WHAT THE TIME WAS AND I ASKED WHY HE WOULD ASK THAT.. HE SAID, "SIR, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOU ARE IN," IN HIS GAY LITTLE ACCENT! I ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS FROM AND HE SAID THE PHILLIPINES!
JUST THEN I LOST MY TEMPER AND SCREAMED "HEY PUNK! MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT! WITHOUT IT HOW CAN I LOG ONTO GETBIG? HOW CAN I LEAD TEAM LEVRONE? YOU JUST FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND! OKAY?
HE WAS LIKE "BUT, SIR, WHAT IS TEAM LEVRONE AND GETBIG?" I LOST MY TEMPER AND SCREAMED, "DUDE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY STRESSING ME, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE CATABOLIC! AND NOT TO MENTION I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY WEDNESDAY CARDIO ROUTINE!"
I was so angry that I decided to hang up the phone.. Anyways, that call center punk was demoralized beyond belief.
BOOM!
NEXT WEEK, I WILL CALL THE HELP LINE FOR MY CITI DEBIT CARD AND PWN SOME FAG NAMEd JUGDISH! AFTER THAT, IT'LL BE TIME WARNER CABLE! DECLARE WAR ON OUTSOURCING!
