I'm glad to hear you "very rarely" intentionally violate state and federal drug laws. But this does help explain a lot.
how do you know I'm breaking any laws? Perhaps I only smoke when I'm in Amsterdam or Canada. Maybe I have a prescription. Maybe you just a really simple mind person and those possibilities never occured to you.
btw - don't you think it's the "Good New" of Jesus that even a sadistic fuck like the guy in your story can still accept Jesus as his personal saviour and avoid eternity in Hell?
Isn't that what the Good New's is all about??