I bet he demands to stock the sections with the heaviest things in order to get in a good forearm workout.
hahhaha I bet he carries a gym bag in the breakroom and slams it down just before he is taking out his Kre-Alklyn so that he can remind everyone that he is 3 weeks out.
After 3 weeks pass, 4 weeks pass, 8 weeks pass, still none of his co-workers at Wal-Mart ask about his competition. Nobody gives a shit and with each passing year, nobody gives a shit even more.