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JOHN MATRIX

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real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« on: July 20, 2007, 10:46:32 PM »
have any of u guys ever seen someone like this? i saw a douche today at the store that took the cake, hahaha i went to best buy to get some CD's and what do i see passing the video game section, but a 32-year old 'guy' with long hair pulled back into a tightly-greased pony tail, big dark sunglasses (while indoors), an ankle-length black trenchcoat, and an Agent-evading determined swagger with a stone cold Neo look on his face, i burst into laughter upon seeing this machine-battling warrior. there are few things as entertaining as seeing one of these people in real life.
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freespirit

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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 02:23:34 AM »
How did you know he was 32? Did you ask for his age? 
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 04:40:06 AM »
Quote from: freespirit on July 21, 2007, 02:23:34 AM
How did you know he was 32? Did you ask for his age? 

It's the typical "i have a friend that..." story.

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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 04:42:34 AM »
But anyways, there always was a guy in my university that ran around in a Cassock and sunglasses like Neo. Skinny bitch, no friends.

There were also several guys wearing "The PUnisher" T-shirts, none of them looking like he could even punish a hamster.  ;D ;D
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 05:23:34 AM »
John Matrix asking about people who thinnk that they are in the Matrix?

People have been dressing like that since I was in high school, especially when it was hot outside. And they typically had no friends, and if they did they never waled with each other in a group (gotta preseve the "individuality").
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 08:49:56 AM »
I haven't seen the Matrix.

It sounds a bit gay.
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 10:04:14 AM »
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They're both 32 I guess.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 01:30:57 PM »
Quote from: freespirit on July 21, 2007, 02:23:34 AM
How did you know he was 32? Did you ask for his age? 
it was a fuckin guess, i have to idea how old the guy was
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 05:17:49 PM »
Quote from: amc1980 on July 21, 2007, 08:49:56 AM
I haven't seen the Matrix.

It sounds a bit gay.

not a half bad movie mayne..i'd watch it..  :)

btw i'm one of em people thats always "the crow" on halloween... 8)
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 09:07:17 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 20, 2007, 10:46:32 PM
have any of u guys ever seen someone like this? i saw a douche today at the store that took the cake, hahaha i went to best buy to get some CD's and what do i see passing the video game section, but a 32-year old 'guy' with long hair pulled back into a tightly-greased pony tail, big dark sunglasses (while indoors), an ankle-length black trenchcoat, and an Agent-evading determined swagger with a stone cold Neo look on his face, i burst into laughter upon seeing this machine-battling warrior. there are few things as entertaining as seeing one of these people in real life.

Hahahaha! It's gotta be right up there with those bodybuilders who are so bloated they look like the Michelin Man.
You know the type... they think they're all bad ass. I've seen women in the thows of major PMS retain less water.
They're a real scream. All they like to do is rip on other people, ...especially ones that remind them of themselves.
It just reveals their deep insecurities to the world. btw ...what's your pseudonym again?  ;)
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2007, 01:44:45 AM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on July 21, 2007, 05:17:49 PM


btw i'm one of em people thats always "the crow" on halloween... 8)

I just grow a beard and go as Chuck Norris. A lot less hassle.
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 11:23:58 AM »
yeah, those matrix people are as funny as they are annoying.

the good thing is that acting the way they do, theyre not likely to hook up, and will leave more females for the non-matrix of us.
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 01:20:36 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 20, 2007, 10:46:32 PM
have any of u guys ever seen someone like this? i saw a douche today at the store that took the cake, hahaha i went to best buy to get some CD's and what do i see passing the video game section, but a 32-year old 'guy' with long hair pulled back into a tightly-greased pony tail, big dark sunglasses (while indoors), an ankle-length black trenchcoat, and an Agent-evading determined swagger with a stone cold Neo look on his face, i burst into laughter upon seeing this machine-battling warrior. there are few things as entertaining as seeing one of these people in real life.
hahahahahhaa, hilarious. ;D
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 01:21:23 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 20, 2007, 10:46:32 PM
have any of u guys ever seen someone like this? i saw a douche today at the store that took the cake, hahaha i went to best buy to get some CD's and what do i see passing the video game section, but a 32-year old 'guy' with long hair pulled back into a tightly-greased pony tail, big dark sunglasses (while indoors), an ankle-length black trenchcoat, and an Agent-evading determined swagger with a stone cold Neo look on his face, i burst into laughter upon seeing this machine-battling warrior. there are few things as entertaining as seeing one of these people in real life.

hahahahahaha . . . so you met a typical Spurs fan. ;D
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2007, 01:25:18 PM »

Judi says she doesn't have a brother, but she did . . . unfortunately when he saw what Judi turned out like, he disowned her.  :'(

probably a good thing she doesn't have a son . . . he'd be one of those misfits traipsing around in a trench-coat, while claiming to know everyone from Adolf Hitler to Halle Berry.
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2007, 02:25:01 AM »

No sons, ...no brothers, ...but I have cousins. All boring & straight laced, ...except one of my little cousins who's a little rock star wannabe, ...but he keeps turning down all the record label offers 'cause he wants the deal on his terms. The offers keep pouring in, ...but he keeps turning them down.
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2007, 08:05:53 AM »
I like the 165lbs dudes that have ILS at my gym...especially on "back day"...LOL ;D


....ILS - Invisible Lat Syndrome...you know...walking with their arms bowed out cause they can't put them down being that their lats are so huge :-\
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Re: real-life people who think their 'in The Matrix'
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2007, 08:37:10 PM »
sounds like you ran into Kevin Smith
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