Dude.....hate to say this but everyone is right. Your threads are really kind of annoying....
Heres the top 5 suggestions for your next thread to save you the trouble..
1) My lats are so big I had to turn sideways to get through a door
2) My biceps are so big I cant get my glass of water to my mouth and I am getting dehydrated
3) My calves are so big that I cant find any jeans to wear and thus I am forced to wear a kilt
4) I am forced to pee in the shower because my chest is so big I cant see over it to see if I am hitting the toilet
5) My ego is so large that I think making stupid threads on here is harrrrrdcooooorrrrrrrrre