You don't have to convince you're wife, just drug her and when she wakes up, tell her that there's no going back, because "THEY are looking" for you...
Now Krazee tell me more about this, it sounds like a nice career...
Ah, the drug thing won't work how do you explain that at customs. Although it is a phenominal idea and kudos for that.
Sleeping with women thing, ya great career, might even get sponsored by KY or Trojan, haven't you seen the new porno stars they have the sponsor stickers on there asses now...hard to keep them on though.
Rim, sell you house you say....just have a bunch of Bodybuilders over tell them there is juice in the walls and collect the insurance when the house falls down....