Author Topic: THIS GUY CLAIMS TO BE A LADIES MAN!!!!! (Read 11505 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** July 21, 2007, 12:49:22 PM »

hahahaha, what do you think? he claims to get more women than just about anybody on the board.

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:51:21 PM »

i loved him in addams family

tweeter · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:51:35 PM »

Epic zipper down shirt

JasonH · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:53:23 PM »

Epic terrorism waiting to happen.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:53:55 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on July 21, 2007, 12:53:23 PM

Epic terrorism waiting to happen.

hahahahahahaaaaaa.

tweeter · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:54:27 PM »

brutal puckered-up lips

The Squadfather · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:54:42 PM »

you guys better watch it, he claims he can get anyone banned from here if he wants to, aren't you terrified?

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:54:54 PM »

is that Eddie Munster strung out on crack?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:57:50 PM »

epic inside knowledge of the workings of the Taliban and knowing Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:59:56 PM »

Can't tell if he likes camel steak or a big bowl of pasta.

garraeth · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:01:50 PM »

I believe him

Dballn247 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »

Jihad Sleeper cell.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on July 21, 2007, 01:03:37 PM

Jihad Sleeper cell.

hahahahaha, are you suggesting that his parents 7 Eleven is just a front, Dballin?

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:06:43 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on July 21, 2007, 01:04:50 PM

hahahahaha, are you suggesting that his parents 7 Eleven is just a front, Dballin?

the 7-11 and the taxi company and also that one guy at the swapmeet with the incense, I watching that dude too

garraeth · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:07:08 PM »

It's Quickie Mart, not 7-11. Get that right.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:07:34 PM »

Deadly overbite....

The Squadfather · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:07:48 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 21, 2007, 01:06:43 PM

the 7-11 and the taxi company and also that one guy at the swapmeet with the incense, I watching that dude too

hahahahahaha, it always smells like urine and garlic in their taxi cabs doesn't it? hahahaha more decorations than a turkish bazaar.

musclehedz · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:29:27 PM »

Squadfather, how much do you think his arms measure?

garraeth · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:36:48 PM »

Quote from: musclehedz on July 21, 2007, 01:29:27 PM

Squadfather, how much do you think his arms measure?

I know you asked SF, but I'd like to take a stab at it.

Left arm: 11"
Right arm: 11.5" (due to daily masturbation efforts)

JaggyShortBuff · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:45:36 PM »

I can imagine this douchebag walking around the gym bird chest puffed up, giving all the women he sees that creepy stalker stare, thinking in his own mind that he knows they just want to fuck him and that is the real reason they are all ignoring him and all his noodle arm glory....

Fury · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:55:40 PM »

Toxic is fabulously wealthy while still living with his mujahedeen parents at 31 years old, drives a beat to shit Civic and lives in in one of the poorest sections of Maryland.

He also had to take 750 mg of sust and tren in order to barely squat 225 for a triple. He's the epitome of man! Hear him roar!!!!!!!!

He needs to ship himself back over to Pakistan and shake hands with a haji suicide bomber.

figgs · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:04:27 PM »

Quote from: JaggyShortBuff on July 21, 2007, 01:45:36 PM

I can imagine this douchebag walking around the gym bird chest puffed up, giving all the women he sees that creepy stalker stare, thinking in his own mind that he knows they just want to fuck him and that is the real reason they are all ignoring him and all his noodle arm glory....

lmfao

Fury · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:05:19 PM »

Toxic claims to have squatted 455 for a single at 17 years old while weighing 119 pounds.

Apparently, he also claims that women don't mind him bringing them home to his parent's house to blow lines off his mujahedeen father's dick.

Bluto · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:08:13 PM »

~flower~ talks to him on the phone. i cant imagine why

clownbaby · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:41:20 PM »

if by ladies man you mean this guy puts peanut butter on his balls and has his dog lick it off then yes by all means he is a ladies man