Author Topic: Ladies and gentlemen, THE FUTURE OF BODYBUILDING (Read 14265 times)

columbusdude82 · « **on:** July 24, 2007, 10:40:29 AM »

Bodybuilding.com's version of myspace is a treasure chest of such gems, but this one surely has to place in the top ten of any Most Delusional category.

Possibly the best-ever "ab-thigh" pose!!!

A few quotes from his "blog":

"I been talking to a few companies that are interested in possible sponsoring me! Wish me luck as I give them all I got, and show them the FUTURE OF BODYBUILDING!"

"This is the physique I hope to have one day. THE NEXT GENERATION OF BODYBUILDING. Sunday is my day of rest. the day I give my body a full rest. I usually take this day to center myself, and get myself ready for the week ahead. I keep focused by getting inspired by my results, my lifts, and friends and family."

" I am really hitting it hard to make the gain I know I can make to get myself ready for the 2008 Southern States. I really lookign forwad to hitting the stage in 100% peak condition. I think If I can I will be the guy coming out of the wood work, want to be the next bodybuilding phenomona!!"

"Bodybuilding is a fan sport, and I do this for myself, but I also do this cause I know the fans of bodybuilding want MUSCLE FREAKS. i am all natural and want to show them a Massive NATURAL bodybuilder."

Go here for 9 minutes of endless laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJNQHKH1UXM
I laughed so hard my chest hurts. This one's even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvGM-JB7BSE

SS · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:42:48 AM »

and that's the reason why i don't post shirtless pics

davidpaul · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:43:19 AM »

looking thick there columbusdude

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:43:56 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on July 24, 2007, 10:43:19 AM

looking thick there columbusdude

Thanks bro. I managed to stand up from my wheelchair just long enough to take those pics

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:44:09 AM »

face looks like rampage jackson

probably wont look too bad dieting down got some size there

rockyfortune · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:44:13 AM »

someone call the vince goodrum center for delusional studies.

SS · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:44:24 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on July 24, 2007, 10:43:19 AM

looking thick there columbusdude

columbus is in your head.

Big Worm · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:45:12 AM »

You've made some great improvements CD..Keep at it ,and maybe someday you can look as good as SF?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:47:01 AM »

Quote from: Big Worm on July 24, 2007, 10:45:12 AM

You've made some great improvements CD..Keep at it ,and maybe someday you can look as good as SF?

Thanks bro. Far be it for an inferior being, a mere mortal, such as I to ever look like the mighty Squadfather, but one can only dream, right?

affeman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:47:01 AM »

Quite good shape for off-season....

kyomu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:49:15 AM »

........................ .had better go to hospital but now......

Mars · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:49:20 AM »

He might look decent when he would lose a lot of fat. why people do this to themselves?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:17:11 AM »

Quote from: Mars on July 24, 2007, 10:49:20 AM

He might look decent when he would lose a lot of fat. why people do this to themselves?

Shut up you puny little runt. Don't you see he is a massive 300 pound bodybuilder with 40 inch quads?

You are just jealous of him!!!!!!!

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:27:40 AM »

looks like a big dude - it'll be interesting to see what he looks like dieted down

Playboy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:30:10 AM »

No comment on those photos. Someone is obviously delusional bigtime.

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:43:34 AM »

is that vince goodrum's big sister?

Pollux · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:49:01 AM »

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...

Now this guy takes the cake by far!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:02:03 PM »

From his site:
Goal (Short):    Sponsorship - Looking to WIN THE 2009 NATIONALS. On bodybuilding.com Supersite Main Page as "MoreMsclXXX: Is a 28 yo Monster"
Goal (Long):    I want to get to 315 - 320lbs, then compete in the Southern States and win OVERALL. This will make me eligible for NPC Nationals. I will go back again and try to get to 325 - 330lbs, then compete and win my PRO Card at NPC NATIONALS!!!
Weight Goal:    I want to GAIN 25 lb
Bodyfat Goal:    10%
Upcoming Contest:    2008 Southern States

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:05:24 PM »

Unreal.

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:09:03 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on July 24, 2007, 12:02:03 PM

From his site:
Goal (Short):    Sponsorship - Looking to WIN THE 2009 NATIONALS. On bodybuilding.com Supersite Main Page as "MoreMsclXXX: Is a 28 yo Monster"
Goal (Long):    I want to get to 315 - 320lbs, then compete in the Southern States and win OVERALL. This will make me eligible for NPC Nationals. I will go back again and try to get to 325 - 330lbs, then compete and win my PRO Card at NPC NATIONALS!!!
Weight Goal:    I want to GAIN 25 lb
Bodyfat Goal:    10%
Upcoming Contest:    2008 Southern States

ok, this guy is the complete opposite of leafy bug, shifted shapes and adonis.

bbing is nothing if not extreme.

so what's he going to do after he gains the 25lbs and he's got to get to 10% bodyt fat? go on a hunger strike for the following 20 years?

wood · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:28:59 PM »

dude carries some size for sure, i'm curious to see the transformation pix.

genrommel74 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:38:13 PM »

This dude lives in fantasy land

MadCroc29 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2007, 01:59:31 PM »

why would u own a pair of posing trunks if you have never even competed before??

Luv_2build · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2007, 02:07:25 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on July 24, 2007, 10:40:29 AM

A few quotes from his "blog":

"I been talking to a few companies that are interested in possible sponsoring me! Wish me luck as I give them all I got, and show them the FUTURE OF BODYBUILDING!"

"This is the physique I hope to have one day. THE NEXT GENERATION OF BODYBUILDING. Sunday is my day of rest. the day I give my body a full rest. I usually take this day to center myself, and get myself ready for the week ahead. I keep focused by getting inspired by my results, my lifts, and friends and family."

" I am really hitting it hard to make the gain I know I can make to get myself ready for the 2008 Southern States. I really lookign forwad to hitting the stage in 100% peak condition. I think If I can I will be the guy coming out of the wood work, want to be the next bodybuilding phenomona!!"

"Bodybuilding is a fan sport, and I do this for myself, but I also do this cause I know the fans of bodybuilding want MUSCLE FREAKS. i am all natural and want to show them a Massive NATURAL bodybuilder."

Go here for 9 minutes of endless laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJNQHKH1UXM
I laughed so hard my chest hurts. This one's even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvGM-JB7BSE

The only company interested in sponsoring him is Jenny Craig

sandpiper · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2007, 02:08:53 PM »

is he retarded?

great laugh material though