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I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« on: July 25, 2007, 04:25:22 AM »
As soon as I get married in August the 11 this year I will start taking as many Steroids as possible, I will not train anymore just eat shoot eat shoot eat shoot and pop some pills.
Furthermore I wil take any highly toxic oral Steroids that is on the market to date just to proove the point that Steroids have nothing to do with organ failure.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 04:28:54 AM »
As soon as I get married in August the 11 this year I will start taking as many Steroids as possible, I will not train anymore just eat shoot eat shoot eat shoot and pop some pills.
Furthermore I wil take any highly toxic oral Steroids that is on the market to date just to proove the point that Steroids have nothing to do with organ failure.

August 11th??

I'm getting married August 31st. Gonna stay natural though.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 04:30:39 AM »
August 11th??

I'm getting married August 31st. Gonna stay natural though.  ;D ;D ;D

hahah awesome, you scared yet?




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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 04:31:13 AM »
Nice.  Remember, you can take many steroids and barely work out or diet...and you WILL get bigger and gain muscle.  It's about the easiest thing you can do in life.  Probably a good break after getting married.
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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 04:31:44 AM »
hahah awesome, you scared yet?





Nope, why should i be? Everythings perfect, can't wait to get some kids too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 04:33:39 AM »
Nice.  Remember, you can take many steroids and barely work out or diet...and you WILL get bigger and gain muscle.  It's about the easiest thing you can do in life.  Probably a good break after getting married.

Hey excactly, the reason I wait AFTER my wedding is, I want to only concentrate on shooting eating sleeping cycle and do that for 1 + year and n o t come off for one day.
She will go to work provide me with food and drugs and if she asks why I don't work and insted choose to be a vain steroid shooting asshole I tell her that Boduybuilding is my future and that I will compete next year in a local show in Ireland and god knows what happens next.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 04:34:15 AM »
Nope, why should i be? Everythings perfect, can't wait to get some kids too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Same here not scared at all, but kids.... uhh no buddy, I'm a 32 year old kid myself :D

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 04:36:15 AM »
Hey excactly, the reason I wait AFTER my wedding is, I want to only concentrate on shooting eating sleeping cycle and do that for 1 + year and n o t come off for one day.
She will go to work provide me with food and drugs and if she asks why I don't work and insted choose to be a vain steroid shooting asshole I tell her that Boduybuilding is my future and that I will compete next year in a local show in Ireland and god knows what happens next.

lol, there's quite a few of that sort in my gym...

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Same here not scared at all, but kids.... uhh no buddy, I'm a 32 year old kid myself :D

Yeah, i'm sick of playing nintendo alone! Have to raise the kids fast to get some worthy contestants in DonkeyKong Jet Race! ;D ;D

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 04:38:25 AM »
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Yeah, i'm sick of playing nintendo alone! Have to raise the kids fast to get some worthy contestants in DonkeyKong Jet Race! ;D ;D

Thats easy, I have this Mod downloaded, it's a cheat building mod, you can speed up the grows of your kids or even slow it down so that you can enjoy the most of the Triouble free years.
I plan to keep my daughter at the age of 14 for a couple of years and than speed it up to pass the dredded 16, 17 years quick.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 04:42:50 AM »
ill bet you will be divorced in a year
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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 04:46:54 AM »
ill bet you will be divorced in a year


Shut your hole Du dummer guy

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 04:50:29 AM »
ill bet you will be divorced in a year


monster jealousy of an eternal single...

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2007, 04:50:43 AM »
August 11th??

I'm getting married August 31st. Gonna stay natural though.  ;D ;D ;D

So you haven't told her that you've registered at GNC yet?  I was going to get you the silver protein shaker engraved with a picture of Uncle Joe. :)

ill bet you will be divorced in a year


Oh poo poo Bluto. :P

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2007, 04:58:44 AM »
Be sure to inject your veins, as this will cause faster uptake of your gear.  Also, be sure to get a large air bubble in the syringe everytime as this will facilitate faster ingestion of the gear on a cellular level.  Hope this helps. ;)

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 05:01:04 AM »
Be sure to inject your veins, as this will cause faster uptake of your gear.  Also, be sure to get a large air bubble in the syringe everytime as this will facilitate faster ingestion of the gear on a cellular level.  Hope this helps. ;)

Good point.

I have a good beginners cycle here:


250 mg sustanon per day

250 mg testopan (enanthate) per day

1000 Deca Durabolin

Humatrope Growth Hormone, 6 units per, 6 times a day!! (Five times a week)

Long-Acting Insulin 100 units in the morning

Fast Acting insulin 25 units per meal (he is now to scared to eat without insulin)

Oxymethelone (whatever type he can get) 5x50mg tabs

300 mcg T3 per day

200-mcg clen (taken five days on 2 days off)

Nubain 5 ml a day, 3 times a week (supposedly to reduce the addictiveness)

Glucophage, taken before workouts, 4,000mg

He does do IGF-1 but he limits it to 4 week cycles as he believes that most of the research on this shows limited length of time of effectiveness. He will then follow this up with a 4-week break

80 mg fluxoetine (prozac) to help with the chemical imbalances and to assist him to keep stress from the drugs down

180 mg Ephedrine Hydrochloride, before workouts

6-2 WEEKS OUT:

4,000 mg Testosterone Propionate

2 vials of Masteron

2 vials of Parabolan

10 tabs of halotestin per day, before training

DNP for a week in weeks 6,4 and 2

Clenbuterol on alternating weeks at 400mcg per day

T3 400mcg per day

Nubain as above

Insulin as above

Growth Hormone 6 units 6 times per day

IGF-1 for the four weeks to week 2 at 100 mcg per day.

100mg of fluxoetine (prozac)

Ephedrine as above

I estimate the mg’s at somewhere around 6,500 to 7,000 mgs a week

WEEKS 2 AND FIRST HALF OF WEEK 1:

Same as above except the Nubain is dropped, as it is unnecessary, as well as the IGF-1 is dropped.

Also one extra ampoule of Parabolan and Masteron per day.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2007, 05:02:07 AM »
test and dbol kickstart should be enough for first cycle.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 05:04:21 AM »
only reason you're getting married is you finally got a girl and are afraid to lose her and return to your lonely nerd life

entrapment
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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 05:10:08 AM »
I really hope shes worth it to be your wife Stark.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 05:11:02 AM »
i bet their wives look like dogshit

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2007, 05:12:18 AM »
I don't think i want to be with one woman all my life. always the same old pussy.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2007, 05:13:02 AM »
i bet their wives look like dogshit



haahaaa, monster jealousy. Your desperation starts to show.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2007, 05:13:24 AM »
theyre not. theyre gonna be divorced like most fools

only pussy whipped losers get married. this is a fact.

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2007, 05:13:55 AM »
only reason you're getting married is you finally got a girl and are afraid to lose her and return to your lonely nerd life

entrapment

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 05:14:10 AM »
haahaaa, monster jealousy. Your desperation starts to show.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

jealous of what? im currently seeing 2 girls every week

you on the other hand has the same ugly bitch year after year, what have i got to be jealous of? your prison?

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Re: I'm going to cross over to the dark side...
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2007, 05:15:14 AM »
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haha bigcyp to the rescue, this pussy whipped clown hasnt had sex for years because his gf say they should wait til they get married! + the poor little idiot have to save for months and months to be able to afford a 2000 dollar ring!

what a fucking loser.
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