Author Topic: SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE!! Titanic was an inside job! (Read 3598 times)

Master Blaster · « **on:** July 28, 2007, 02:39:59 PM »

Thats right, Morons! Steel is stronger than ice, any school child knows that. This one is BIGGER than 9/11:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

"More Truth:
An iceberg was blamed for sinking the Titanic. Yeah right. Do they expect us to believe that ice--which is frozen water--is stronger than metal--the stuff they make swords out of? If icebergs are really that tough, then why don't people make boats out of icebergs instead?"

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:43:14 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on July 28, 2007, 02:39:59 PM

Thats right, Morons! Steel is stronger than ice, any school child knows that. This one is BIGGER than 9/11:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

"More Truth:
An iceberg was blamed for sinking the Titanic. Yeah right. Do they expect us to believe that ice--which is frozen water--is stronger than metal--the stuff they make swords out of? If icebergs are really that tough, then why don't people make boats out of icebergs instead?"

Fucking idiot, how could you put an engine and a kitchen inside an iceberg??

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:44:45 PM »

That is good stuff

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:45:21 PM »

Now THIS makes more sense to me!!

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Here's what they don't want you to know: if you take the word "TITANIC" and you remove the letters T, I, and T, and then you add the letters C, O, S, P, R, and Y, then it spells:

dr.chimps · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:49:22 PM »

Calling 240; 240 are you responding? Come in Rob: we got a conspiracy emergency, here.

CARTEL · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:54:14 PM »

Once the Commies on the politics board to get wind of this, it's over for the powers that be.

DK II · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:54:37 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 28, 2007, 02:49:22 PM

Calling 240; 240 are you responding? Come in Rob: we got a conspiracy emergency, here.

He's gonna say that George W. maneuvered the titanic into the iceberg via remote control from the future...

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:01:13 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 02:54:37 PM

He's gonna say that George W. maneuvered the titanic into the iceberg via remote control from the future...

Not a bad start DK but we gotta work in Al Quaeda somehow and then some melting points of steel and maybe some collapse co-efficients of structures and then we're talking.

DK II · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:06:39 PM »

Ninjas sank the titanic AND kicked the WTC towers about.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:16:15 PM »

Its the first time in history ~~fire~~ ice ~~melted~~ punctured steel!

Bluto · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:18:28 PM »

dont tell 240

he'll end up making a few hundred posts about it

canadaphiliac · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »

Jews did WTC

DK II · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:22:03 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 28, 2007, 03:18:28 PM

dont tell 240

he'll end up making a few ~~hundred~~ thousand posts about it

fixed. he'll have a meltdown over it. I mean, it's 2007 and 240 isn't done posting about 9/11/2001.

WetWorker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:35:01 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 03:06:39 PM

Ninjas sank the titanic AND kicked the WTC towers about.

Flex must have found out about this and thats why they tried to silence him!!

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:37:03 PM »

Quote from: WetWorker on July 28, 2007, 03:35:01 PM

Flex must have found out about this and thats why they tried to silence him!!

Yes, he told them he would hide in NY, so they started to kick over buildings to find him. It;s all Flex's fault! If he had had the ballz to fight the ninjas...

Stark · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:39:36 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 02:43:14 PM

Fucking idiot, how could you put an engine and a kitchen inside an iceberg??

HAHHAHA bahahaha

koho · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on July 28, 2007, 02:39:59 PM

Thats right, Morons! Steel is stronger than ice, any school child knows that. This one is BIGGER than 9/11:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

"More Truth:
An iceberg was blamed for sinking the Titanic. Yeah right. Do they expect us to believe that ice--which is frozen water--is stronger than metal--the stuff they make swords out of? If icebergs are really that tough, then why don't people make boats out of icebergs instead?"

LOLOLOL...that site is an awesome spoof on Loose Change..lololol..good stuff..

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:41:13 PM »

Quote from: canadaphiliac on July 28, 2007, 03:21:39 PM

HAHAHAHHH omg fucking stupid shit funny

WetWorker · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:45:24 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 03:37:03 PM

Yes, he told them he would hide in NY, so they started to kick over buildings to find him. It;s all Flex's fault! If he had had the ballz to fight the ninjas...

I heard the government teleported flex back in time and tried to sail him across the atlantic on the titanic.....but the ninjas were on to him so they sank it.....little did they know flex survived.......then when flex got back to the future...... they tried to hide him at the wtc......... the ninjas used there super computers to track flex using a complicated process involving spy satelites and his myostatin genes.......though they couldn't tell which building he was i so they blew them both up........little did they know flex grabbed an old woman an jumped from the towers and used her to cusion the fall..... yet again the ninjas fail.......after that they shut down his kidneys using alien laser beam technology.......yet flex still lives..........it all makes sense now........this proves things are not what they seem........and those ninjas......man those fucking ninjas..

hifrommike · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:45:55 PM »

The Blaster must have discovered this ancient document, waited for the ink to dry, then posted it here.

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on July 28, 2007, 02:39:59 PM

Thats right, Morons! Steel is stronger than ice, any school child knows that. This one is BIGGER than 9/11:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

"More Truth:
An iceberg was blamed for sinking the Titanic. Yeah right. Do they expect us to believe that ice--which is frozen water--is stronger than metal--the stuff they make swords out of? If icebergs are really that tough, then why don't people make boats out of icebergs instead?"

This is old news...JP MORGAN wanted a number of wealthy bankers DEAD to lessen the competition and increase his own wealth. He too was to be on the Titanic that fateful day, but didn't show at the last minute...kinda like the Jews didn't show up at the company Odigo the day the World Trade Collapsed. They claimed they received a text message that said don't come to work on 9/11 and therefore were saved. Morgan knew of the bombing that would happenon the Titanic and stayed away...as a matter of fact he funded the bombing.

phyxsius · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:51:05 PM »

I blame Vince B for inventing the steel that was weaker than the iceberg.

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:52:58 PM »

Quote from: phyxsius on July 28, 2007, 03:51:05 PM

I blame Vince B for inventing the steel that was weaker than the iceberg.

I blame Vince B for inventing the iceberg.

phyxsius · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:54:56 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 03:52:58 PM

I blame Vince B for inventing the iceberg.

LOL!

Stark · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2007, 03:55:20 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 28, 2007, 03:52:58 PM

I blame Vince B for inventing the iceberg.

yeah fuck that, what's up with that?

But I have another theory...

Get me a dirty guy + Some used needles + a soiled thong and I can proove to you that black people are in fact to blame for the loss of the Titanic.