Author Topic: NEW SNAKE OIL CAMPAIGN SLOGAN (competition)...UR INPUT WOULD BE APPRECIATED. (Read 5487 times)

D.L. 5 · « **on:** July 31, 2007, 10:25:56 PM »

We are coming up with a new marketing approach for SNAKE OIL and I was hoping to get the input of the fans and the consumers (seeing as we make this 'OIL' for you).

Submit your slogan and suggestions and we may pick yours as the winner. Our current slogan we are thinking of using is: "dont underestimate snake oil....u just might find a bottle shoved up your ass!"

Suggestions for our new slogan will be appreciated. The winner 'may' win a cycle of SNAKE OIL at his expense of the shipping and a free duffel bag of proprietary GLUC-OS (Milos's revolutionary pure table sugar matrix)

OK GIVE US YOUR SUGGESTIONS.

gordiano · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2007, 01:48:33 AM »

I prefer Scamma-O, myself....

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2007, 01:53:55 AM »

I've been using both with my cell tech and I have to say you'll never need to touch a needle again if you get on this super stak.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2007, 01:57:21 AM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 01, 2007, 01:53:55 AM

I've been using both with my cell tech and I have to say you'll never need to touch a needle again if you get on this super stak.

ROFL... but did you stack it with the MASS TECH and DIET TECH ?

gordiano · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:00:44 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on August 01, 2007, 01:57:21 AM

ROFL... but did you stack it with the MASS TECH and DIET TECH ?

I heard it works best with Gay-Tech......

DK II · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:13:20 AM »

Wow! Y'all be Mr Olympia in no time!

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:48:54 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 01, 2007, 01:48:33 AM

I prefer Scamma-O, myself....

lol. i forgot about scamma-o! fuck ur cutting into our clientelle.

i know scamma-o has a better reputation but i think if I get MILOS in talks with Vince G then we could probably sell the stacks together. maybe even a deal like 'buy one cycle SNAKE OIL by Milos and get two free bottles of Scamma-o'.

i will consult the rest of the marketing team and get back to you all.

keep the slogans coming...if anyone else has a scam or snake oil related product post it here, u never know this could be ur lucky break and only chance to link up with 'THE MIND' MILOS SARCEV

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:53:36 AM »

those who are fans of the gay-tech range can try our new cream filled high protein chocolate bars:

"Nuts about Milos".

these protein bars are enriched with 'cream' direct from Milos' Nuts.

Please note - May contain traces of nuts. Those allergic to nuts be careful. Sexually transmitted Diseases can be transferred through semen. We will not be held liable if this occurs.

DK II · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:56:04 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 01, 2007, 02:53:36 AM

those who are fans of the gay-tech range can try our new cream filled high protein chocolate bars:

"Nuts about Milos".

these protein bars are enriched with 'cream' direct from Milos' Nuts.

Please note - May contain traces of nuts. Those allergic to nuts be careful. Sexually transmitted Diseases can be transferred through semen. We will not be held liable if this occurs.

bwaahahaahahahaaaa, i bet garraeth has already ordered two boxes.

Meso_z · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:05:01 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 01, 2007, 01:48:33 AM

I prefer Scamma-O, myself....

LOL!!! Man, i love the "ingredients: nobody fucking knows whats inside" again LOL!!!

Stark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:18:20 AM »

BAHAHAHA love all of it

Snakeoil

Who came up with that? Brilliant

DK II · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:36:30 AM »

Quote from: Stark on August 01, 2007, 03:18:20 AM

BAHAHAHA love all of it

Snakeoil

Who came up with that? Brilliant

Bah, snake oil is overrated.

the new kid in town is spider venom, straight from the claws. Better than CellTech!!

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:39:12 AM »

Quote from: Stark on August 01, 2007, 03:18:20 AM

BAHAHAHA love all of it

Snakeoil

Who came up with that? Brilliant

SNAKE OIL IS MY BRAIN CHILD. SNAKE OIL IS MY CALLING IN THIS INDUSTRY.

I CREATED IT (with the help of Milos) and I WILL CARRY ON THE NAME.

gordiano · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:29:50 PM »

Bump for over-priced POS supplements.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:31:19 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 01, 2007, 05:29:50 PM

Bump for over-priced POS supplements.

Thank you. Stay tuned for information.

garraeth · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:57:23 PM »

Funny thing is that they sold out.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:01:31 PM »

Quote from: garraeth on August 01, 2007, 05:57:23 PM

Funny thing is that they sold out.

Milos better thank me! I have been promoting

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:31:07 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on August 01, 2007, 10:28:15 PM

"SNAKE OIL BY MILOS SARCEV, only twice the cost of 2 rattlesanke bites to the testicles mother_fuckers!

lol. great slogan.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:31:52 PM »

here's another:

"I'M MILOS SARCEV. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH!"

Matt C · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:45:53 PM »

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:51:30 PM »

HERE IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF OUR 'SNAKE OIL TRANSFORMATIONS SERIES'!

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FIRST WINNER. WE WILL HAVE MORE WINNERS SOON.

WE HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF! WE HAVE RESULTS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THIS IS PROOF!

GLUC-OS BY MILOS...COMING SOON. ENJOY

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2007, 05:48:40 PM »

I love how everyone is just refering to it as simply "Snake Oil"(tm).

That beats "Milos Drink" and "Milos Milkshake".

Cuts right to the heart of it!

3Dkiller · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2007, 07:29:41 PM »

whats next gorilla oil?

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 01, 2007, 02:00:44 AM

I heard it works best with Gay-Tech......

Holy shit thats great stuff there haha

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:37:12 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on August 02, 2007, 05:48:40 PM

I love how everyone is just refering to it as simply "Snake Oil"(tm).

That beats "Milos Drink" and "Milos Milkshake".

Cuts right to the heart of it!

LOL. SNAKE OIL has become a staple in bodybuilding lingo now...it has only helped sell more tubs of the shit