don't forget you're eating for 3 now 
Lol, I just loaded up a new girl I met out on the boat a few days ago(same bitch as last night SS, she is perfect for a quick pop in and fuck), she just got new tits so I took a few pics, she says she is on the pill, but I am so stupid I fall for everything.

Ok, so I am 6 beers in, what am I supposed to eat?