Author Topic: Why are women so unrealistic? (Read 2005 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** August 03, 2007, 08:06:55 AM »

why is it that average looking women believe they deserve guys who make 7 figures a year, are 6'4" 290 pounds at 2 percent bodyfat, have faces like models, have both a medical and law degree, do charity work on the side, have 11 inch penises and can fucck for hours, why don't they understand that these guys are looking for perfect women like them?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:18:48 AM »

They are and end up with some trashy guy anyways hahahaha

Miss out on a lot of nice guys.

drkaje · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:34:36 AM »

SF,

Magic mirrors.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:38:29 AM »

hahahha, exactly, guys tend to be much more realistic.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:44:46 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 03, 2007, 08:38:29 AM

hahahha, exactly, guys tend to be much more realistic.

hahahahahahhahaa oh brother.

Always Sore · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:13:54 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 03, 2007, 08:06:55 AM

why is it that average looking women believe they deserve guys who make 7 figures a year, are 6'4" 290 pounds at 2 percent bodyfat, have faces like models, have both a medical and law degree, do charity work on the side, have 11 inch penises and can fucck for hours, why don't they understand that these guys are looking for perfect women like them?

Those women are called whores. There are plenty of normal girls that have normal wants and dislikes...Plus I am not chopping an inch of my cock for any women...

drkaje · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:38:53 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 03, 2007, 08:38:29 AM

hahahha, exactly, guys tend to be much more realistic.

Hard to say. Guys have a different reality where looks don't matter as much. Unless you're talking about construction workers yelling at chicks, I'd generally say men are a little better with physical self-assessment than women. Not saying a few men don't have magic mirrors but we generally know what level of chicks are realistic to get.

But the funny thing is.. a fat, busted, broke chick with three kids and 2 baby daddies really thinks Brad Pit would find her interesting/bangable if she only had the chance to meet him.

Jessica Beal wouldn't notice me even if I were a millionaire and really hot.

candidate2025 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:42:35 AM »

women love me.

i guess i am just that "perfect" guy they have been always thinking of.

but i am the same way as you are saying they are...i dont talk to or mess around with girls that arent sexy, intelligent, and UNIQUE. the money thing i dont give a shit about....and i can fuck for quite a long time, but i dont think it matters how "Long she can go"..

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:43:25 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on August 03, 2007, 09:38:53 AM

Hard to say. Guys have a different reality where looks don't matter as much. Unless you're talking about construction workers yelling at chicks, I'd generally say men are a little better with physical self-assessment than women. Not saying a few men don't have magic mirrors but we generally know what level of chicks are realistic to get.

But the funny thing is.. a fat, busted, broke chick with three kids and 2 baby daddies really thinks Brad Pit would find her interesting/bangable if she only had the chance to meet him.

Jessica Beal wouldn't notice me even if I were a millionaire and really hot.

Hahaha! That's so true.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2007, 10:04:37 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on August 03, 2007, 09:38:53 AM

Jessica Beal wouldn't notice me even if I were a millionaire and really hot.

that woman is trying so hard to be the next Scarlett Johannson (too bad that train left the station about six years ago) she'd go Christy Canyon on your ass if she thought you could help her.

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2007, 10:42:21 AM »

Whatever, dude. Beil blows Scarlett out of the water if you ask me.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:19:36 AM »

I'm sure she'd rather have your validation than be considered a "serious" actress.

when you've already made millions, it's all about the oscar nominations and shit.

candidate2025 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:59:01 AM »

puffy likes jessica biel

Slin1 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2007, 12:47:09 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 03, 2007, 08:06:55 AM

why is it that average looking women believe they deserve guys who make 7 figures a year, are 6'4" 290 pounds at 2 percent bodyfat, have faces like models, have both a medical and law degree, do charity work on the side, have 11 inch penises and can fucck for hours, why don't they understand that these guys are looking for perfect women like them?

So true

This is the time of the feminist whores

This fat western whores don't know how good they have it

Lets kill all them whores and bring in the real women

Asian and African women knows how to treat there worriers

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2007, 02:08:19 PM »

Quote from: candidate2025 on August 03, 2007, 11:59:01 AM

puffy likes jessica biel

Jessica- ""Oh, Puffy are you staring at my cleavage?"

Puffy- "Yeah, we can slip into my Maybach and avoid my girl Kim Porter, we can...You know, you kinda remind me of Jennifer Lopez."

Jessica- "Oh, stop (giggle)..."

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2007, 03:01:54 PM »

biel was at a bar i was at a couple months ago, she was pretty short and kinda stocky looking, nowhere near as hot as she looked in the trailer for Chuck and Larry...but i guess thats to be expected.

and she was with 2 girls, no guys. couple guys went up to her and dropped a line or something that i couldnt hear, but they left pretty quick and went back to their buddies for high fives.

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:49:26 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on August 03, 2007, 03:01:54 PM

couple guys went up to her and dropped a line or something that i couldnt hear, but they left pretty quick and went back to their buddies for high fives.

yeah, we tried our best and she shit all over every line we spit at her.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:44:52 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 03, 2007, 08:06:55 AM

why is it that average looking women believe they deserve guys who make 7 figures a year, are 6'4" 290 pounds at 2 percent bodyfat, have faces like models, have both a medical and law degree, do charity work on the side, have 11 inch penises and can fucck for hours, why don't they understand that these guys are looking for perfect women like them?

bitter much?? $:-\$

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2007, 09:46:00 PM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on August 03, 2007, 08:44:46 AM

hahahahahahhahaa oh brother.

if i ws realistic..my ugly ass would hide in a hole...

$:-\$

Euro-monster · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2007, 04:31:14 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on August 03, 2007, 09:46:00 PM

if i ws realistic..my ugly ass would hide in a hole...

$:-\$

Who took over Junaids account?... $:-\$

dizzleman06 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2007, 09:03:18 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on August 03, 2007, 09:46:00 PM

if i ws realistic..my ugly ass would hide in a hole...

$:-\$

ROFL! you can't be that bad...right?

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:05:24 PM »

Quote from: candidate2025 on August 03, 2007, 09:42:35 AM

women love me.

i guess i am just that "perfect" guy they have been always thinking of.

but i am the same way as you are saying they are...i dont talk to or mess around with girls that arent sexy, intelligent, and UNIQUE. the money thing i dont give a shit about....and i can fuck for quite a long time, but i dont think it matters how "Long she can go"..

monster hubris

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Cavalier22 on August 05, 2007, 04:05:24 PM

monster hubris

naw, it's just someone who's still a fattie in his mind overcompensating . . .

candidate2025 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:28:59 PM »

i had to wikipedia to find out what he was trying to say about me with the "hubris".

yeah, i agree.

and yesh...it is probably because i am not used to being this attractive, that i overstate it. but hey...what can i say??? everywhere i go the ladies love me.