Author Topic: Where is Chris Cook?  (Read 11100 times)

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Re: Where is Chris Cook?
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2007, 04:11:17 PM »
Chris Cook is pathetic.  While Ron's defense of his friend is admirable, the facts don't support his case.  Chris is not a smart man, and chances are better than 50-50 that he is either working a very unenviable low paying manual labor job, doing G4P, or a combination of both.  I wouldn't trade a bucket of shit for that guy's life.
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Re: Where is Chris Cook?
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2007, 04:13:08 PM »
Chris Cook is pathetic.  While Ron's defense of his friend is admirable, the facts don't support his case.  Chris is not a smart man, and chances are better than 50-50 that he is either working a very unenviable low paying manual labor job, doing G4P, or a combination of both.  I wouldn't trade a bucket of shit for that guy's life.
you talk about facts and then summerize with chances? 

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Re: Where is Chris Cook?
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2007, 04:15:43 PM »
you talk about facts and then summerize with chances? 

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Re: Where is Chris Cook?
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2007, 05:26:36 PM »
Hey Chris, those Weider Publication picture-shoots always had the old-guys lurking in the shadows!  They loved your blonde hair, bloated quads and oil...... didn't they? 

Chris, it must be humbling to know, that you fulfilled many fantasies, for those old-blokes at Weider!

-Yes, it appears Chris does have a Grandfather-complex; he always enjoyed running the odd errand for those arthritic creeps!

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Re: Where is Chris Cook?
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2007, 05:27:01 PM »
dead in a ditch