HOW EASY IS IT TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL BODYBUilDER?

[The Coach]

.........it's only easy if you have the right exposure!!

[G o a t b o y]

You said you were close to being a pro.....my question was,  a pro WHAT?

A professional Milos hanger-on.

[SteelePegasus]

so was I...whats wrong with you?

bob, why don't you run to the back of the bodybuilding.com warehouse and make sure that my order gets here ontime this time.

that is the only thing you are good for..

and make sure that they don't mess up order..ok bobby

[D.L. 5]

Well I'm a former pro-wrestler but that's because I did my job well.  Pissing off people to the point to where they would yell obsenities and throw large objects at me.  I have a way of doing that to people for some reason...


Anyway, if it was so easy becoming a pro bodybuilder, then there would be more of them

THE IFBB SHOULD GRANT U AN HONOURARY PRO CARD

[garraeth]

You said you were close to being a pro.....my question was,  a pro WHAT?

Would you rephrase the question?

[garraeth]

A professional Milos hanger-on.

A pro guy, maybe?

[G o a t b o y]

A pro guy, maybe?

A professional Snake Oil (tm) drinker!

[New Hank Wood]

The life of a Professional Bodybuilder; how fulfilling!

What is more fascinating is how they look when they come off the 'sauce'.....Levrone, resembles a recovering meth addict.  Lee is a short, fat blob of shit.  Sean, well he is just Sean....etc etc etc.


Yawn.

[brendan_192]

the only thing that seperates pro bodybuilders from the rest of the population is that their the only ones who WANT to be pro-bodybuilders. Bob do you honestly think that your genetics are superior to the average person...give me a fucking break, talk about delusions of grandeur. You think you work harder than everyone else...yea right . I laugh so hard when bodybuilders proclaim their genetics are elite or some bullshit. what about your genetic make up puts you head and shoulders abover the rest??? you think you have superior structure to the average person...fuck off, the average teenager i see has just as good a structure and muscle shape as any pro bodybuilder. You think that you all have super testosterone levels that enable you to build muscle far more quickly and to a greater level than the average person.

you have to laugh when bodybuilders just shrug every negative comment of as jelousy. yes we all want to be unnatractive, bloated, lazy, poor, delusional tossers that pose on stage in a g-string.

[G o a t b o y]

you have to laugh when bodybuilders just shrug every negative comment of as jelousy. yes we all want to be unnatractive, bloated, lazy, poor, delusional tossers that pose on stage in a g-string.

DA does and is that, and he isn't even a "pro"! 

[brendan_192]

DA does and is that, and he isn't even a "pro"! 

Yea hes living the dream that guy...im overwhelmed with jelousy

[gordiano]

Yea, like the average recreational juicer is on insulin, glucophage, cytomel, growth hormone, 15 different steroids, doesnt work for a living and jumps out of birthday cakes to make ends meet

           

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[New Hank Wood]

Watcha talkin' 'bout Willis?

As a proud American, i have grown up knowing that, if i dream big, anything is possible! 

Some dream of oiled-up bodies, thongs and parading to audiences of latent-homosexuals...Why knock Chick for being able to fulfill his boyhood fantasy?

[gh15]

you got to have a lot more than hormones and hormone related products in yoru system in order to win a pro card,,atleast when it comes to npc,,

first and formost you got to have the muscle shape and phenominal response to hormones,,then you have to have symetry especially in the npc you got to have symetry and that thing you are either born with or not,,cant do shit about it
thirdly you got to live bodybuilding 24/7 that includes eating enough,,training right and heavy when needed and that includes knowing your body,,and ofcourse have enough money and time to get the muscle mass and condition needed,,and that takes time even if you have the all drugs in the world sit infront of you,,

dedication is a big must part of it
symetry is a must part of it
muscle shape is a must part of it
hormones and enough food for your personal lean muscle mass is a must part of it

but most importantly is to be open to critiqe! you have to always aim at improving yourself even if you think you are perfect,,there is no perfect,,bodybuilding is a cruel sport and in many cases you pay heavily for little mistakes wther its hormones,,training,,nutrition,,not knowing how to pose,,etc

bodybuilding is the only sport that if everything is not in tune 100% you simply lose,,you can have all the muscle mass in the world but if you got no symetry you will end up like greg k,,and greg k is a  sucessful story since he did have what it take to get pro card,,there is a lot worse,,a lot worse!

[gordiano]

Watcha talkin' 'bout Willis?

As a proud American, i have grown up knowing that, if i dream big, anything is possible! 

Some dream of oiled-up bodies, thongs and parading to audiences of latent-homosexuals...Why knock Chick for being able to fulfill his boyhood fantasy?

As well as some older fellas' fantasies.....

[brendan_192]

you got to have a lot more than hormones and hormone related products in yoru system in order to win a pro card,,atleast when it comes to npc,,

first and formost you got to have the muscle shape and phenominal response to hormones,,then you have to have symetry especially in the npc you got to have symetry and that thing you are either born with or not,,cant do shit about it
thirdly you got to live bodybuilding 24/7 that includes eating enough,,training right and heavy when needed and that includes knowing your body,,and ofcourse have enough money and time to get the muscle mass and condition needed,,and that takes time even if you have the all drugs in the world sit infront of you,,

dedication is a big must part of it
symetry is a must part of it
muscle shape is a must part of it
hormones and enough food for your personal lean muscle mass is a must part of it

but most importantly is to be open to critiqe! you have to always aim at improving yourself even if you think you are perfect,,there is no perfect,,bodybuilding is a cruel sport and in many cases you pay heavily for little mistakes wther its hormones,,training,,nutrition,,not knowing how to pose,,etc

bodybuilding is the only sport that if everything is not in tune 100% you simply lose,,you can have all the muscle mass in the world but if you got no symetry you will end up like greg k,,and greg k is a  sucessful story since he did have what it take to get pro card,,there is a lot worse,,a lot worse!

yea but most people are born with symmetry and muscle shape, only unfortuante people are born with unsymmetrical bodies and shit muscle shape...and even some of them are still pro bodybuilders.

why is it that you think symmetry and muscle shape is some kind of special gift from god...thats how the body is designed you fuck..to be symmetrical.

[The Coach]

you got to have a lot more than hormones and hormone related products in yoru system in order to win a pro card,,atleast when it comes to npc,,

first and formost you got to have the muscle shape and phenominal response to hormones,,then you have to have symetry especially in the npc you got to have symetry and that thing you are either born with or not,,cant do shit about it
dedication is a big must part of it
symetry is a must part of it
muscle shape is a must part of it

I do agree that in the NPC you need symmetry but once you get your pro card, that goes right out the window (thanks to the judges).

About being born with bad symmetry, ok, I agree with that, but you know how to train, bad symmetry can be corrected and the first thing is to get rid of the insulin and GH.....in other words, keep your waist small, if you start getting a big waist because you try and play the size game, you'll make your already bad symmetry worse.

Now on the other side of that argument is the guy who was born with great symmetry and TOTALLY ruined it.......Ronnie Coleman comes to mind, back in the late 90's to early 2000's he went from having great symmetry to having the worst symmetry in bodybuilding from just about any Olympia winner.......sad really!

[Captain Equipoise]

the only thing that seperates pro bodybuilders from the rest of the population is that their the only ones who WANT to be pro-bodybuilders. Bob do you honestly think that your genetics are superior to the average person...give me a fucking break, talk about delusions of grandeur. You think you work harder than everyone else...yea right . I laugh so hard when bodybuilders proclaim their genetics are elite or some bullshit. what about your genetic make up puts you head and shoulders abover the rest??? you think you have superior structure to the average person...fuck off, the average teenager i see has just as good a structure and muscle shape as any pro bodybuilder. You think that you all have super testosterone levels that enable you to build muscle far more quickly and to a greater level than the average person.

you have to laugh when bodybuilders just shrug every negative comment of as jelousy. yes we all want to be unnatractive, bloated, lazy, poor, delusional tossers that pose on stage in a g-string.

The best rude-awakening/reality check for all the 'pro' bodybuilders out there in the world.. brilliant post.

[Chick]

the only thing that seperates pro bodybuilders from the rest of the population is that their the only ones who WANT to be pro-bodybuilders.

Bob do you honestly think that your genetics are superior to the average person...give me a fucking break, talk about delusions of grandeur.

Yes, I do...if my genetics were tha of the average guy, or even average BB...thats what I would have been.

 You think you work harder than everyone else...yea right . I laugh so hard when bodybuilders proclaim their genetics are elite or some bullshit.

I never claimed to work harder than everyone else...just smarter. Simply busting your as in the gym isn't good enough, training hard is merely one component thats a given...

 what about your genetic make up puts you head and shoulders abover the rest??? you think you have superior structure to the average person...

Were not talking about "structure"...were talking about genitic pre-disposition to training, gear, and the smarts to figure out the right gameplan over the course of years of consistancy...

fuck off, the average teenager i see has just as good a structure and muscle shape as any pro bodybuilder. You think that you all have super testosterone levels that enable you to build muscle far more quickly and to a greater level than the average person.

No we don't...we have better receptor sites that process it much better and more effeciently...this is what seperates the gym rats that take a shitload of gear and look like my balls, from the pro's that take much less and respond much better...


you have to laugh when bodybuilders just shrug every negative comment of as jelousy. yes we all want to be unnatractive, bloated, lazy, poor, delusional tossers that pose on stage in a g-string.

Most of us dont exhibit any of the items you listed, and make quite a nice living from being a pro BB and involved in the business of BB....

Someone here is delusional allright...it's that jackass you see in the mirror every morning...I'm a USA and World champion..who the fuck are YOU?

schools out, son......

[G o a t b o y]

I'm a USA and World champion..who the fuck are YOU?

USA champ because the NPC judges were tired of seeing you every fuccking year for two decades, and "world champ"....  well, do we really need to dredge that up again?   




Now, school is out.

[Chick]

Whatever makes you sleep better knowing you'll never achieve either....

At least you have your 10,000th post to brag about soon...!

[The Coach]

At least you have your 10,000th post to brag about soon...!

Hey, look at it this way, you're half way there!!

[Chick]

Yeah...difference is...my count is over 7 years.

[hazbin]

do you ever wonder why these people who detest bodybuilders so much spend so much of their time on a bodybuilding website??

[willie mosconi]

Yeah...difference is...my count is over 7 years.

looks like a little over 4 to me

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