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« on: August 06, 2007, 12:35:54 PM »
it was on another board, hahaha, another lean 320 pound powerlifter with a V taper drug free getting his PhD.

I have to agree that I was once like that myself! Then I realize that I needed to work on my life! I have 3 beautiful children, a career teaching, 2 degrees, and looking to work on my PHD. I still train very hard because lifting weights is not just for bodybuilding. It is designed to be healthy and pro long your life! I used to compete in bodybuilding but once I saw how much the drugs play a role I knew I had to get away from it! I have been competing in powerlifting I have won 2 world drug free championships in the AAU organization and currently training for 2007 worlds. I currently weigh 320lbs without taken a drug & have a V-taper! I get more respect by competing in powerlifting believe or not from the children and co-workers than I did bodybuilding! The idiots who walk around with arms pushed out or try too play the bad guy roles makes it bad for bodybuilders. The first thing when pepole see me they think I am a bouncer or some bad guy! Once I tell them I am a teacher, teach science, and have master's in education they are amazed!
Put your head phones and train!

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 01:13:18 PM »
Its amazing how these guys with perfect physiques, hot wives, million dollar jobs and PHDs all reside on the internet ...
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 01:15:01 PM »
If they have PhD's, then they are from shitty online schools.. hahaha

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 01:15:11 PM »
Its amazing how these guys with perfect physiques, hot wives, million dollar jobs and PHDs all reside on the internet ...
hahahaha, they're all out there terrorizing people just being quiet and walking down the street and then all of a sudden they surprise everyone with how they have a PhD, a supermodel wife, billion dollar a year income and perfect kids.

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 01:15:31 PM »
Its amazing how these guys with perfect physiques, hot wives, million dollar jobs and PHDs all reside on the internet ...

Don't forget the cage fighting...

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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 01:17:47 PM »
how can he be 320, drug free, and still consider himself 'healthy'?


He's a fat bloated heart attack waiting to happen.
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 01:17:57 PM »
1.  He is LOOKING to go to work on his PhD - means nothing really.

2.  Claims to have a V-Taper - not impressive, you are a fat joke and I'm sure you think you have one.

3.  The guy is a school teacher and lifts weights.

4.  He NEVER said he was "lean"

Yeah - Totally unbelievable...

Not only are you a pathetic internet addict, but you don't fucking read either.  That WOULD explain your extreme stupidity.

it was on another board, hahaha, another lean 320 pound powerlifter with a V taper drug free getting his PhD.

I have to agree that I was once like that myself! Then I realize that I needed to work on my life! I have 3 beautiful children, a career teaching, 2 degrees, and looking to work on my PHD. I still train very hard because lifting weights is not just for bodybuilding. It is designed to be healthy and pro long your life! I used to compete in bodybuilding but once I saw how much the drugs play a role I knew I had to get away from it! I have been competing in powerlifting I have won 2 world drug free championships in the AAU organization and currently training for 2007 worlds. I currently weigh 320lbs without taken a drug & have a V-taper! I get more respect by competing in powerlifting believe or not from the children and co-workers than I did bodybuilding! The idiots who walk around with arms pushed out or try too play the bad guy roles makes it bad for bodybuilders. The first thing when pepole see me they think I am a bouncer or some bad guy! Once I tell them I am a teacher, teach science, and have master's in education they are amazed!
Put your head phones and train!

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM »
Don't forget the cage fighting...


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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 01:24:19 PM »
There are specific formulas to being an internet prodigy.

Add 200 lbs to current bench, claim to have an advanced graduate degree, and either pick cage fighting or real estate development as an occupation/hobby. Just subtract 20 from current bf percentage and you are a certified internet badass!

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 01:26:33 PM »
There are specific formulas to being an internet prodigy.

Add 200 lbs to current bench, claim to have an advanced graduate degree, and either pick cage fighting or real estate development as an occupation/hobby. Just subtract 20 from current bf percentage and you are a certified internet badass!

Yeah, don't forget to mention your multiple homes and million dollar bank account.

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 01:28:16 PM »
There are specific formulas to being an internet prodigy.

Add 200 lbs to current bench, claim to have an advanced graduate degree, and either pick cage fighting or real estate development as an occupation/hobby. Just subtract 20 from current bf percentage and you are a certified internet badass!
you forgot claiming huge world class powerlifting all time record lifts and then to take attention away from your lie say "it's not really all that much, i'm sure a lot of 132 pound guys bench 700 for 8-10 reps, there are 12 guys in my gym who do more than that".

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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 01:28:31 PM »
Actually, I need to come clean everyone.
I work as an assistant to one of the world's most powerful men.  My current relationship of 3 years is blossoming into a love I never dreamed imaginable.  This girl is smart, beautiful, trust worthy, and has a pair of 36 E's...real and firm.  Her waist is about 22" and has a sweet thick ass, no fat though.  I have many land investments, which are seeming to pay off handsomely now that the real estate market is booming!  Plus, I day trade and if you know how to trade with a trendy market, you can do very well in that too.
My natural pursuit of the perfect body has finally been realized.  I'm just about 240lbs at 5' 8" and roughly 6% bodyfat.  I just benched 485lbs for a clean 7 reps and squat about 6 plates.  People I know think call me the "white" Ronnie Coleman, it's flattering to say the least.  I would do the Olympia, but figure, I already make more money on my investments...why take money from people who need it more than me.
Thanks for understanding everyone.
The Croatch ;)
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 01:30:15 PM »
If they have PhD's, then they are from shitty online schools.. hahaha

yes maybe they have their "PHD" from the same "esteemed" school as Franco Columbu hahahaha

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2007, 01:34:01 PM »
yes maybe they have their "PHD" from the same "esteemed" school as Franco Columbu hahahaha

bwhahahahahahaahahaaaaaa a

doesn't everyone have a phd.?  ::)

I heard they are real cheap in romania, maybe spermastase can hook us all up.

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2007, 01:36:10 PM »
Its amazing how these guys with perfect physiques, hot wives, million dollar jobs and PHDs all reside on the internet ...

yeah the internet is only for those people without any of the above...no one else.

i mean, what more could you want if you have that lot?...surely the internet is nothing but a waste of time?..

great insight JJ....very good deduction. ::)

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« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 01:37:48 PM »
hahahahaha, sounds like "disco stu" got his feelings hurt. ;D

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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 01:40:14 PM »
hahahahaha, sounds like "disco stu" got his feelings hurt. ;D

how could he?

He has a supermodel wife, 3 rocket scientist male model triplets, 5 houses in malibu and ny, ten ferraris that are washed by Michael Schumacher every weekend and a 32 mbit flatrate into the internet.

Ohh, and he's a cage fighter on friday nights.

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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 01:40:47 PM »
Actually, I need to come clean everyone.
I work as an assistant to one of the world's most powerful men.  My current relationship of 3 years is blossoming into a love I never dreamed imaginable.  This girl is smart, beautiful, trust worthy, and has a pair of 36 E's...real and firm.  Her waist is about 22" and has a sweet thick ass, no fat though.  I have many land investments, which are seeming to pay off handsomely now that the real estate market is booming!  Plus, I day trade and if you know how to trade with a trendy market, you can do very well in that too.
My natural pursuit of the perfect body has finally been realized.  I'm just about 240lbs at 5' 8" and roughly 6% bodyfat.  I just benched 485lbs for a clean 7 reps and squat about 6 plates.  People I know think call me the "white" Ronnie Coleman, it's flattering to say the least.  I would do the Olympia, but figure, I already make more money on my investments...why take money from people who need it more than me.
Thanks for understanding everyone.
The Croatch ;)


ahahahahaha you sound familiar!!

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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 01:41:24 PM »
Its amazing how these guys with perfect physiques, hot wives, million dollar jobs and PHDs all reside on the internet ...

The internet is also a place for trolls with multiple accounts (YOU) and losers who have to morph their pics just to get 18" arms (YOU) ::)

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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2007, 01:42:57 PM »
The internet is also a place for trolls with multiple accounts (YOU) and losers who have to morph their pics just to get 18" arms (YOU) ::)

bwahahaahaahaaa, i guess getbig's own spring roll has been owned again.  ;D ;D

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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 01:44:59 PM »
The internet is also a place for trolls with multiple accounts (YOU) and losers who have to morph their pics just to get 18" arms (YOU) ::)

Not that bad considering you've apparently spent the last 3 months trying to impersonate some 180 pound New Zealander while having a very unhealthy obsession with these "Squad" guys.

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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 01:45:54 PM »
Not that bad considering you've apparently spent the last 3 months trying to impersonate some 180 pound New Zealander while having a very unhealthy obsession with these "Squad" guys.

There you are coming to stalk me again.  I love it, I have my very own guy! ;D

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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 01:46:55 PM »
Not that bad considering you've apparently spent the last 3 months trying to impersonate some 180 pound New Zealander while having a very unhealthy obsession with these "Squad" guys.

monster gimmick yourself...

only 17 posts but following the last 3 months...

epic internet stalking.

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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2007, 01:47:11 PM »
There you are coming to stalk me again.  I love it, I have my very own guy! ;D
are you suggesting that this clown picked a username based on the favorite bodypart of his boyfriend?

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« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2007, 01:48:19 PM »
are you suggesting that this clown picked a username based on the favorite bodypart of his boyfriend?

haha!  Yes 'taint' is quite the little pillow biter, isn't 'he'?