How to balance my Goldman Sach's CFO position and bodybuilding?

[Taint]

Hi guys, I'm in quite the predicament. I'm the CFO at a investment banking firm. Perhaps you've heard of Goldman Sachs. I became CFO at 24. Anyways, while making millions and driving my Enzo is nice, my first love is bodybuilding. As of right now, I stand at 6'3 295 and roughly 6% bodyfat. All natural of course. My real problem is that with all of these multi-million dollar deals I've been brokering lately, I haven't had time to hit the gym. I really miss the feel of repping 455 for 6 for incline. I'm wondering if anyone has advice on how to balance business and pleasure, while getting the best of both worlds. I'm thinking of purchasing another home in Cali so I can be near the many gyms they have, but with the 7 I already have, I'm not too sure. Thanks and looking forward to the replies!

- Taint
      - Goldman Sach's CFO

[Joey Tito]

Hi guys, I'm in quite the predicament. I'm the CFO at a investment banking firm. Perhaps you've heard of Goldman Sachs. I became CFO at 24. Anyways, while making millions and driving my Enzo is nice, my first love is bodybuilding. As of right now, I stand at 6'3 295 and roughly 6% bodyfat. All natural of course. My real problem is that with all of these multi-million dollar deals I've been brokering lately, I haven't had time to hit the gym. I really miss the feel of repping 455 for 6 for incline. I'm wondering if anyone has advice on how to balance business and pleasure, while getting the best of both worlds. I'm thinking of purchasing another home in Cali so I can be near the many gyms they have, but with the 7 I already have, I'm not too sure. Thanks and looking forward to the replies!

- Taint
      - Goldman Sach's CFO

No offense, but you should leave this kind of humor to Squadfather.  You're simply no good at it.

[Taint]

No offense, but you should leave this kind of humor to Squadfather.  You're simply no good at it.

Humor? Why are you following me around now? It's August 6th, surely you must have something better to do than bother someone much more successful than you? Perhaps your Church group is putting on a play soon, and you can put the 600 hours you've spent impersonating some New Zealander to better use?

I could still use some advice. The more the merrier.

[sandpiper]

No offense, but you should leave this kind of humor to Squadfather.  You're simply no good at it.

tru dat!

[Joey Tito]

Humor?

Yes, Mr. Pathetic Attempt at Being a Gimmick, I said "humor."  Did I stutter?  You tried to be funny, nobody thinks you're funny, now you pretend you weren't trying to be funny.

BTW, over 50 views and 3 replies to this whopping great success of a thread.  Pity bump.

[Taint]

Thanks for the bump. Still needing advices! Perhaps one will give Joey Tito some help on leaving his parents house at 40 and that Arby's job in the dust? 

Joey Tito seems like a very bitter person full of 13 year old angst. He should try working out like me. 

[Luv_2build]

CFO?  So what kind of licensing/education do you have?  What kind of profits did you pull in for the 3rd quarter last year.  What kind of return is your stock currently giving?  Being CFO you should be able to answer these in seconds

[Joey Tito]

Thanks for the bump. Still needing advices!

What, are you refreshing the page every ten seconds, frantically checking to see if anyone replies to your pathetic attempt at being funny?  You should disappear for a few months and come back under another gimmick--you know, one that's actually funny.  You wanted advice (or "advices" as you call it), so there it is.

[Luv_2build]

What, are you refreshing the page every ten seconds, frantically checking to see if anyone replies to your pathetic attempt at being funny?  You should disappear for a few months and come back under another gimmick--you know, one that's actually funny.  You wanted advice (or "advices" as you call it), so there it is.

Also, being CFO he would be a very educated person.  Someone that would not use grammar like advices

[Taint]

You seem very angry. Calm down and take a valium. It will all be alright. It's almost 3 pm, time for your local Jack in the Box shift. I heard Linkin Park is all the rage these days!

Perhaps you should stop investing so much time into a gimmick account and take up a new hobby. Knitting maybe?

[Joey Tito]

Perhaps you should stop investing so much time into a gimmick account and take up a new hobby.

Brutal irony in the statement you just made, 'taint'

[Taint]

Brutal irony in the statement you just made, 'taint'

Try learning from it. I'm sure you still understand what I said, even with your GED.

Time to wrap it up for a day. Can't wait to hop in the Enzo for the ride home! Have fun in your '84 Pinto!

[Luv_2build]

I thought you were the CFO?  well if that is the case you would work in NYC at the corporate headquarters not on the west coast

[Joey Tito]

I thought you were the CFO?  well if that is the case you would work in NYC at the corporate headquarters not on the west coast

Naw, 'taint' is just another gimmick account who crashed and burned before even reaching 30 posts.  It's really pretty sad and pathetic when you think about it.  This twit was probably plotting for months about 'his' bursting on the scene of Getbig, and look at the quivering mess he has turned into.

[ag2]

http://www2.goldmansachs.com/our_firm/corporate_information/the_leaders/executive_officers/david_viniar.html


So is this you ?

[Luv_2build]

This was the worst attempt at a gimmick account i have seen in a long time

[Luv_2build]

It didn't take long to get rid of that clown

[Fury]

hahaha, this thread is an assorted collection of terrible gimmicks starting with this taint moron, through "luv2build" and joey tits.

[Camel Jockey]

Relax guys. Our investment banker is probably busy smoking a H. Upmann churchill and drinking scotch.

[Luv_2build]

hahaha, this thread is an assorted collection of terrible gimmicks starting with this taint moron, through "luv2build" and joey tits.

Oh boy you really hurt my feelings 

[Fury]

Oh boy you really hurt my feelings 

You should take up punching your pillow instead of venting your feelings on the internet because I surely could care less as to whether I hurt your feelings or not.   

[GigantorX]

Lame attempt at humor. Now please cease your operations on this board. Thanks.

And "taint" oh brother.....

[bigdumbbell]

sorry i missed that guy..  i would have zapped him too!   hahaaa

[Joey Tito]

Lame attempt at humor. Now please cease your operations on this board. Thanks.

And "taint" oh brother.....

And what a name, too, eh?  'taint'

Yes, that clown ran for the hills.  We won't be seeing 'him' again.

[dseiler]

Hi guys, I'm in quite the predicament. I'm the CFO at a investment banking firm. Perhaps you've heard of Goldman Sachs. I became CFO at 24. Anyways, while making millions and driving my Enzo is nice, my first love is bodybuilding. As of right now, I stand at 6'3 295 and roughly 6% bodyfat. All natural of course. My real problem is that with all of these multi-million dollar deals I've been brokering lately, I haven't had time to hit the gym. I really miss the feel of repping 455 for 6 for incline. I'm wondering if anyone has advice on how to balance business and pleasure, while getting the best of both worlds. I'm thinking of purchasing another home in Cali so I can be near the many gyms they have, but with the 7 I already have, I'm not too sure. Thanks and looking forward to the replies!

- Taint
      - Goldman Sach's CFO

Brutal misuse of that apostrophe. Probably should have had your secretary check it.