Author Topic: What's the shittiest job you can think of? (Read 6988 times)

danielson · « **on:** August 11, 2007, 02:58:23 PM »

My buddy is a roofer and he says it gets to be like 130 degrees on the roof some days(sounds like Getbig numbers to me

). He is a very nice family type guy and he doesn't even complain about it, he just does what he has to do, which I respect. Besides gay for pay, and of course low paying fast food type jobs, can you guys think of anything worse than doing that day in and day out?

CalvinH · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:06:37 PM »

Cleaning the booth of a peep show

Fury · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:10:32 PM »

95% of the jobs on Dirty Jobs. Whale Autopsy Technician was a pretty nasty one. The one working in the San Francisco waste treatment plant was a nasty one. Same with the San Fran recycling plant.

danielson · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:15:06 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on August 11, 2007, 03:10:32 PM

95% of the jobs on Dirty Jobs. Whale Autopsy Technician was a pretty nasty one. The one working in the San Francisco waste treatment plant was a nasty one. Same with the San Fran recycling plant.

I only saw one episode and a dude was cleaning a toilet that looked like it exploded. He was covered in shit

CalvinH · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:21:30 PM »

Hahahaha,following around your internet "enemy" around get big has to be a shitty job

Fury · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:29:30 PM »

There's a 99% chance that the stalkers on this site work at one of the jobs on that show, and that's why they're so bitter and angry towards everyone else. Unfortunately they usually can't come to terms with it and put the .45 to their head.

Bossa · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:51:06 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on August 11, 2007, 03:29:30 PM

There's a 99% chance that the stalkers on this site work at one of the jobs on that show, and that's why they're so bitter and angry towards everyone else. Unfortunately they usually can't come to terms with it and put the .45 to their head.

Are you saying we can expect the end of joey tito very soon Berzerk?

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2007, 04:26:06 PM »

People here seen too many Kevin Smith movies...

Dirtiest job? Manually masterbating caged animals for artificial insemination.

Bluto · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2007, 05:00:04 PM »

being a dentist then having berzerkfury show up $:-\$

Fury · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2007, 05:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 11, 2007, 05:00:04 PM

being a dentist then having berzerkfury show up $:-\$

Wouldn't that be a good thing because of all the money they can make? Don't worry Bluto, my teeth are perfectly straight and white. You're from Croatia. Do they even have electricity there let alone proper dental care?

It's alright, not like you'll post a pic or anything, uggo.

Bluto · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2007, 05:42:14 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on August 11, 2007, 05:11:50 PM

Wouldn't that be a good thing because of all the money they can make? Don't worry Bluto, my teeth are perfectly straight and white. You're from Croatia. Do they even have electricity there let alone proper dental care?

It's alright, not like you'll post a pic or anything, uggo.

straight or white was never the issue

Fury · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2007, 05:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 11, 2007, 05:42:14 PM

straight or white was never the issue

hahaha, if the worse thing I've got going for me is "buck teeth" then I can live with that. When I'm not drunk and smiling as wide as humanly possible they look fine.

Feel free to post a pic showing how awesome you look, big guy.

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2007, 10:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 11, 2007, 05:42:14 PM

straight or white was never the issue

so you're gay and black?

Bluto · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2007, 02:05:02 AM »

Quote from: chaos on August 11, 2007, 10:59:00 PM

so you're gay and black?

sounds like your worst nightmare

JasonH · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2007, 07:31:08 AM »

Alaskan crab fisherman - watched a program on the Discovery channel about it - apparently there stands a very good chance of you dying. $:-\$

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2007, 08:13:38 AM »

African American mother

Bossa · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2007, 08:49:25 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on August 12, 2007, 08:13:38 AM

African American mother

why? that sounds like a good deal to me...get knocked up then sit at home collecting welfare and having your home subsidized...

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2007, 10:23:44 AM »

Quote from: Bossa on August 12, 2007, 08:49:25 AM

why? that sounds like a good deal to me...get knocked up then sit at home collecting welfare and having your home subsidized...

nah, I don't think so. That sound like a rust belt white trash mom. Black moms have to work 3 jobs to support their kids since the men disappear

UK Gold · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:45:24 AM »

I had to work in a factory to fund myself through university, and it was the most degrading, humiliating, godforsaken, suicide inducing experience of my life. I don't know how most of you 'guys' can do it year after year.

Luolamies · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:59:58 AM »

The worst job i can think of is a BUS DRIVER. I would never EVER do that.

UK Gold · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:09:45 AM »

Quote from: Luolamies on August 13, 2007, 03:59:58 AM

The worst job i can think of is a BUS DRIVER. I would never EVER do that.

Why? You can check out the schoolgirls in the morning and laugh at the retards at night.

Luolamies · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:24:32 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on August 13, 2007, 08:09:45 AM

Why? You can check out the schoolgirls in the morning and laugh at the retards at night.

Yeah, but still if your a bus driver for few years you'll get seriously fucked up. I knew two bus drivers that started out as normal guys, but got weirder by the day, both got mental issues and bad alcoholism.

Other reasons for not being a bus driver...

1. Low income
2. No respect
3. long days
4. dangerous work enviroment

Fury · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2007, 09:37:16 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on August 13, 2007, 08:09:45 AM

Why? You can check out the schoolgirls in the morning and laugh at the retards at night.

Geez, another pedophile.

Couple that with your penchant for taking dildos/dicks up your ass, and you're as low as it gets.

UK Gold · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:21:12 AM »

Fury · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:25:03 AM »

I see a good looking dude who probably wrecked some pussy that night. Even better looking now with this dynomite tan I've got going on this summer. I should really get a sober pic of me up here so I can bring your little internet world crashing down on your head UK.

Nice reply though, completely avoiding the fact that you just admitted to being a pedophile. On top of the fact that you admitted to having your girlfriend fuck you in the ass, you're as low as it gets.

What's up with this site? That's like the fifth admitted pedophile in the last 4 months on here.