Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique

[The Luke]

At the moment I'm 5'5'' and 225 lbs (20% bf) with long hear and a full Jesus beard (movie part).... so no one ever asks me anything because of my physique....

Although random strangers are heard to scream: "Look! It's an Ewok!"



The Luke

[SteelePegasus]

1. Can I lick my own s**t off your c**k?

2. Are you sure i'll fit in that trunk?  It's only a Jaguar.

3.  How do you plead, Mr Titus?

post of the day...classic

[SteelePegasus]

Q: how often to you work out
A: every two weeks or so for 10 minutes I will do a couple of wind sprints..before that Taebo every 5th day

Q: What do you eat?
A: A handfull of skittles every 3 hours, and for dinner a couple pieces of twizzlers

Q: how much do you bench?
A: I don't know, I only use 2 soup cans for strength training.

answer with a straight face

[candidate2025]

Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ...
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.

[kiwiol]

your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.

Are you giving us your feminist perspective here, Candyass?

[onlyme]

1.  Are you a Triathlete
2.  Are you a Porn Star
3. When are you due

[jaejonna]

your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.

hahahaha ok acne andy ...... you could be covered in kibbles n bits and your dog still wouldnt droll over you hahahahah

[candidate2025]

jaejonna is jealous.
plain and simple.


i dont have to prove anything to you guys.   

everywhere and anywhere i go i always pick out the hottest female in sight, and they always dig me.
this is what i know to be fact.



your opinions dont effect me.

you guys seriously need to just start respecting and worshipping what i say; because what i say is infallible. who i am is 5 times better than who any of you are. and what i think is 20 times more intelligent than what you think.



 :)hope this helps, douchebags.

[Livewire]

Q: What do you eat?
A: A handfull of skittles every 3 hours, and for dinner a couple pieces of twizzlers

Actually, if you add ungodly amounts of insulin to the mix, you have Michael Lockett's diet.

[onlyme]

Top 3 questions I get ask by the hottest dudes:

1. Do you want to see my tits ?

2. Could you fuck me all night long?

3. Can I suck your cock and ask nothing in return ?

There I fixed it for you.

[jaejonna]

hahahaha you were fat five years ago, your pimples were with you since yesterday, now you think your accomplished and intellectual but resist folding clothes at 'moms' ...so tell me...when during all this did you fu ck models and earn your phD ?
 hahahahaha  I make more than your mom and dad....i spend more on weed for the week than your do for groceries all month( i mean your mom does)....

[Livewire]

There I fixed it for you.

Good work, onlymen

[Stavios]

Good work, onlymen

hahaha 

[Option D]

how much do you lift?

can i touch your arms?

What do you eat?

[j3di3]

do you train? 
you train for HOW LONG and thats what you look like after all those years!?! 

 

[SWOLETRAIN]

People never ask about diet/training

Always...
What do you take?
How long have you been lifting?
Why are you so vascular?

[SteelePegasus]

People never ask about diet/training

Always...
What do you take?
How long have you been lifting?
Why are you so vascular?

that is because they are not actually planning to work out or eat appropriately

[SWOLETRAIN]

that is because they are not actually planning to work out or eat appropriately

very true.

[Kegdrainer]

your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.

are you saying that mass beasts cant get any action?  Who gives a shit if theres 15 girls a night trying to grope you or 5?  youre getting action either way.  regardless, swimmers look in envy at bigger guys and wish they had another 40 pounds of lean mass on their frames.

[gh15]

Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ...
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

if the guy in pic is 19 year old and stick to bodybuilding and constant use of hormones he will get his pro card in the next 10 years,,all a matter of what he will put into it,,he got to fill up the physiqe and as a pro bodybuilder i am in the opinion that before 30 he will look 3 times better than canadian frank,,

this is 30 year old development on a 20 year old body that is not fully hormonized and still learning how to diet,,train and what products to use,,

pro potential
mark date

[Man of Steel]

"Pardon me sir, but would you please take your penis out of my girlfriend?"

"I know you squat for your legs, but how'd you get your cock so big?"

"Where'd you get those sweetass cutoff jean shorts and ankle hight Otomix boots?"

[Ursus]

cos my glasses tec people always shout out

superman

clark kent

dop yo do weights/what can you lift/ do you take protein shakes/ do you workout everyday etc

i also get slagged pea head lol

also do you take steroids when i say no they say liar

[spinnis]

also do you take steroids when i say no they say liar

When Billy said he used steroids the told him the same thing

[jaejonna]

if the guy in pic is 19 year old and stick to bodybuilding and constant use of hormones he will get his pro card in the next 10 years,,all a matter of what he will put into it,,he got to fill up the physiqe and as a pro bodybuilder i am in the opinion that before 30 he will look 3 times better than canadian frank,,

this is 30 year old development on a 20 year old body that is not fully hormonized and still learning how to diet,,train and what products to use,,

pro potential
mark date

gh15,

he has the back of Gary strydom....do you want to reconsider those remarks ?

[Bluto]

 "wow your fingers are the most well developed ive ever seen, do you post on getbig.com a lot?"