Diet Coke and Fat People

[El Diablo Blanco]

Today during lunch I made an interesting observation.  Every fat ass I saw was drinking a diet soda while a lot of skinny people were drinking regular soda.  What's the deal with this? 

[BroadStreetBruiser]

okay, i'll type slow for you..

if you're skinny you don't need diet soda's. If you are fat you are trying to cut calories. Get it?

[spinnis]

okay, i'll type slow for you..

if you're skinny you don't need diet soda's. If you are fat you are trying to cut calories. Get it?

hahahahahahahahaha +1

[SWOLETRAIN]

yes hi,
Can i get a double bacon cheeseburger,
lagre fry,
cheesecake,
and a DIET COKE?




WTF difference does 120 calories make at that point?

[spinnis]

yes hi,
Can i get a double bacon cheeseburger,
lagre fry,
cheesecake,
and a DIET COKE?




WTF difference does 120 calories make at that point?

if you eat it twice a day, 365 days a year, then you have saved 876,000 kcal in 10 years, now thatīs 273 pounds of pure fat homie!

All from diet coke!

[Captain Equipoise]

Exact words I heard at a McDonald's few months back from a 600lb. obese blob...  two double big mac's, extra sauce, two upsized fries, two quarter pounders, 4 apple pies a DIET COKE, I'm on a diet

the person actually said this with all sincerity.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

yes hi,
Can i get a double bacon cheeseburger,
lagre fry,
cheesecake,
and a DIET COKE?




WTF difference does 120 calories make at that point?

obviously you don't eat like a real man so I'll break it down.

The soda is only to lubricate the delicious processed beef in your mouth. So why bother trying to enjoy the soda. Might as well get diet

[No Patience]

Today during lunch I made an interesting observation.  Every fat ass I saw was drinking a diet soda while a lot of skinny people were drinking regular soda.  What's the deal with this? 

another trick the fatties use:

when around friends/family, eat light so people just think you are unlucky and genetically fat, then go home and throw down
a gallon of ice cream when no one is looking

i always hear people say, "she is a big girl but she never eats very much" or "she jogs every week but never loses weight, she must
have a bad metabolism"

 

[hipolito mejia]

Today during lunch I made an interesting observation.  Every fat ass I saw was drinking a diet soda while a lot of skinny people were drinking regular soda.  What's the deal with this? 

"interesting observation"

I wonder if "fat"  people worries about what "bodybuilders" eat, as much as bodybuilders do about them'.

[hipolito mejia]

another trick the fatties use:

when around friends/family, eat light so people just think you are unlucky and genetically fat, then go home and throw down
a gallon of ice cream when no one is looking


 

Are you a private detective or something?

[Bluto]

"interesting observation"

I wonder if "fat"  people worries about what "bodybuilders" eat, as much as bodybuilders do about them'.

most bodybuilders ARE fat people

[SteelePegasus]

most bodybuilders ARE fat people

you are not a bodybuilder and your are fat...what is the correlation?

[Bluto]

you are not a bodybuilder and your are fat...what is the correlation?

im not fat, never been over 10% bf in my life

hope this helps

[onlyme]

yes hi,
Can i get a double bacon cheeseburger,
lagre fry,
cheesecake,
and a DIET COKE?




WTF difference does 120 calories make at that point?

hahaha thats sounds like how i order.  But I never drank sodas till I moved to Hawaii.  If I did it was always Orange Crush.  But  had a girlfriend here ho had me try it and I like it and it is the only soda I drink.  I have tried regular coke and don't like it.  I do it cause I like it.  I can give a shit about the calories.  Thats why I order two cheesecakes.

[SteelePegasus]

hahaha thats sounds like how i order.  But I never drank sodas till I moved to Hawaii.  If I did it was always Orange Crush.  But  had a girlfriend here ho had me try it and I like it and it is the only soda I drink.  I have tried regular coke and don't like it.  I do it cause I like it.  I can give a shit about the calories.  Thats why I order two cheesecakes.

some how we knew this already

[G o a t b o y]

yes hi,
Can i get a double bacon cheeseburger,
lagre fry,
cheesecake,
and a DIET COKE?




WTF difference does 120 calories make at that point?

Let's see....   120 cals/meal times three meals/day times 365 days in a year equals 131,400 calories, or 37 pounds of fat in a one-year period.   

[Camel Jockey]

Drinking regular soda is stupid.

[SteelePegasus]

Drinking regular soda is stupid.

I agree but somehow rum and diet coke doesn't taste same though

[bigdumbbell]

Today during lunch I made an interesting observation.  Every fat ass I saw was drinking a diet soda while a lot of skinny people were drinking regular soda.  What's the deal with this? 

i'm guessing you eat at cafeteria and not restaurants.  

[Camel Jockey]

I agree but somehow rum and diet coke doesn't taste same though

Try vodka. Rum = stiff, shitty and for loud hispanics.

Diet Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew kick ass.. Also try Monster sugar free energy drink. The sugar free Redbull is kinda crappy and more expensive than Monster.

[Bluto]

Let's see....   120 cals/meal times three meals/day times 365 days in a year equals 131,400 calories, or 37 pounds of fat in a one-year period.   

but what how much is it in a year doesnt matter

[SteelePegasus]

Try vodka. Rum = stiff, shitty and for loud hispanics.

Diet Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew kick ass.. Also try Monster sugar free energy drink. The sugar free Redbull is kinda crappy and more expensive than Monster.

dude, costco has the 32 pack of diet dr.pepper for $8

I bought 2 packs...almost out

[WOOO]

Today during lunch I made an interesting observation.  Every fat ass I saw was drinking a diet soda while a lot of skinny people were drinking regular soda.  What's the deal with this? 

consuming artificial sweetners causes a hunger spike

[tleilaxutank]

if they were drinking regular soda people would say, "hey can you believe that fat fuck is drinking regular soda?! get a diet one fatass!!"

Fat people can't win...

[Old-Skool]

New research showing that aspartame (sweetener in most diet sodas) actually screws up fat metabolism.