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Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« on: August 15, 2007, 05:53:41 PM »
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 05:55:45 PM »
at first i thought this was a funny joke with a picture linking up to billy guns, then I saw it was a real study, lol, even better
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 06:00:23 PM »
How teh fcuk is this helping?

Vince Basile is a Canadian fugitive Australian.
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 06:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on August 15, 2007, 06:00:23 PM
How teh fcuk is this helping?

Vince Basile is a Canadian fugitive Australian.


Vince Basile is too fat bulky to commit suicide as well.
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 06:24:22 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on August 15, 2007, 06:22:24 PM

Vince Basile is too fat bulky to commit suicide as well.

I bet those Speedos wish they were dead.
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 08:55:15 PM »
Quote from: CARTEL on August 15, 2007, 06:24:22 PM
I bet those Speedos wish they were dead.


HAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 08:58:19 PM »
hahah Vince is a fugitive
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 09:59:32 PM »
here is an easy way to do it, even for the fatties....Extremely peaceful...
 
1.  Start drinking heavily all day...
2.  Write all the necessary goodbys in a dunk'n stup'r
3.  Get small plastic bag and duck tape ready
4.  Pour yourself a final drink of 10mls of ghb/gbl ect.

wait about 10 minutes or until you start to feel the effects of the Ghb...Meaning you are about to G'out...

Put bag over your head and duck tape in tight around your neck...

You will be dead in minutes after G'ing out...


simple/easy/peaceful....









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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 01:11:31 AM »
Quote from: Wombat on August 15, 2007, 09:59:32 PM
here is an easy way to do it, even for the fatties....Extremely peaceful...
 
1.  Start drinking heavily all day...
2.  Write all the necessary goodbys in a dunk'n stup'r
3.  Get small plastic bag and duck tape ready
4.  Pour yourself a final drink of 10mls of ghb/gbl ect.

wait about 10 minutes or until you start to feel the effects of the Ghb...Meaning you are about to G'out...

Put bag over your head and duck tape in tight around your neck...

You will be dead in minutes after G'ing out...


simple/easy/peaceful....


Too clean for my taste. What's wrong with putting their immobility to good use? Fat person drives to gas station, gets a jerrycan filles with gas, upturns it in the car, lights match.

I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 04:43:40 PM »
Quote from: Wombat on August 15, 2007, 09:59:32 PM
here is an easy way to do it, even for the fatties....Extremely peaceful...
 
1.  Start drinking heavily all day...
2.  Write all the necessary goodbys in a dunk'n stup'r
3.  Get small plastic bag and duck tape ready
4.  Pour yourself a final drink of 10mls of ghb/gbl ect.

wait about 10 minutes or until you start to feel the effects of the Ghb...Meaning you are about to G'out...

Put bag over your head and duck tape in tight around your neck...

You will be dead in minutes after G'ing out...


simple/easy/peaceful....


















its "DUCT" tape...not 'DUCK' tape.
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 04:46:52 PM »
Quote from: eastcoastbbman on August 16, 2007, 04:43:40 PM







its "DUCT" tape...not 'DUCK' tape.


.... not if it's the DUCK brand
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 07:43:43 PM »
Quote from: eastcoastbbman on August 16, 2007, 04:43:40 PM







its "DUCT" tape...not 'DUCK' tape.
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thanks fatty!
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 07:56:29 PM »
Quote from: eastcoastbbman on August 16, 2007, 04:43:40 PM







its "DUCT" tape...not 'DUCK' tape.
"DUCK tape" bwahahaha!  :D
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 08:56:03 PM »
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 12:42:56 AM »
I knew i've seen that brand before... ;)
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2007, 02:16:08 AM »
back to topic: who here will volunteer to be the first fat people Kevorkian?
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 02:33:22 AM »
Cant they just by a gun and do it messy, Like brains all over the bathroom tub
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Re: Study: Many Americans too Fat to Commit Suicide...
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 02:47:00 AM »
Quote from: KillerMonk on August 17, 2007, 02:33:22 AM
Cant they just by a gun and do it messy, Like brains all over the bathroom tub
If they had brains, they wouldn't be 123873287469 Lbs to begin with. And getting a gun is probably hard if you can't leave the house. Do they do mail order for guns in the US? (wouldn't surprise me)
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