Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?

[Royalty]

sounds like a good idea.  I feel Invisible Lat Syndrome (ILS) about to strike!

[SteelePegasus]

sounds like a good idea.  I feel Invisible Lat Syndrome (ILS) about to strike!

lol...85% of Getbiggers carb up before hitting the clubs.

most do pushups right before putting on their smallest shirt before hitting the local bar.

90% do biceps curls on the drive over to a club..

39.99% do site injection synthol while parking the car before entering a club

[Steve Pulcinella]

I did have a guy in my gym tell me that he was going to Vegas for the weekend and he was "dropping his water". Funny thing was this overweight/undertrained slob could have dropped 17 gallons of water and still looked like a drowning victom who just got drug out of a lake with a grappling hook.

[Van_Bilderass]

lol...85% of Getbiggers carb up before hitting the clubs.

most do pushups right before putting on their smallest shirt before hitting the local bar.

90% do biceps curls on the drive over to a club..

39.99% do site injection synthol while parking the car before entering a club

Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.

[Royalty]

Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.

the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!

[SteelePegasus]

the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!

I was wondering about that as well..

should you tan on the day of club night?...how much water should you drink..don't want to ruin the vascularity

[shiftedShapes]

the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!

use dream tan for the club.  Bronze shows up better under black light.

[danielson]

My friend MeatHead diets for weeks to go to concerts(with his wife usually). He one time said he didn't have that much fun cuz he said he wasn't ripped enough

[El Diablo Blanco]

A buddy of mine used to go to 24 hour fitness at 10:00 at night, then meet us at the clubs right after. He'd wear a cut-off shirt each time and it made us laugh.  He used to claim that was the only time he was free to go to the gym, yet the bastard doesn't work or go to school.  Probably too busy masturbating all day.

[Mongol]

Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.

Ahahaha!

[BEAST 8692]

the sad thing is, these guys will be that preoccupied with how they look that they won't enjoy themselves.

some useful tips though.

[local hero]

ive heard of one nut that wore 2 sets of elbow sleeves over his bis, so heis arms looked big in his shirt..... BEEF.......

[shiftedShapes]

ive heard of one nut that wore 2 sets of elbow sleeves over his bis, so heis arms looked big in his shirt..... BEEF.......

there was a guy in my old gym that always wore a sweatshirt....with hockey shoulder pads underneath

[Master Blaster]

My friend MeatHead diets for weeks to go to concerts(with his wife usually). He one time said he didn't have that much fun cuz he said he wasn't ripped enough

Thats the kinda cool shit he should be posting! Whats his post count??

[Royalty]

Ok Im One week out from the picnic. Today I begin restricting carbs. On Wednesday I will begin to taper my fluids, eliminate all sodium, and bump up the carbs. Im going easy on the carbs. I dont want to spill over at the picnic so I may be a bit flat. I will start the Lasix on Thursday Morning.

[SirTraps]

A man passed out in a NY disco, his pants were so tight the paramedics cut them off with scissors, they found a 12 inch salami taped to his inner thigh. 

       True story.

[gordiano]

A buddy of mine used to go to 24 hour fitness at 10:00 at night, then meet us at the clubs right after. He'd wear a cut-off shirt each time and it made us laugh.  He used to claim that was the only time he was free to go to the gym, yet the bastard doesn't work or go to school.  Probably too busy masturbating all day.

HOLY SHIT! I had a couple of buddies like that. Fucking posers, with shirts so small, they'd have to buy them at Baby Gap.....

[Stark]

imagine some guy or girl stumbling on this board and than this thread by accident and reading your posts

[youandme]

Ok Im One week out from the picnic. Today I begin restricting carbs. On Wednesday I will begin to taper my fluids, eliminate all sodium, and bump up the carbs. Im going easy on the carbs. I dont want to spill over at the picnic so I may be a bit flat. I will start the Lasix on Thursday Morning.

You may want to do a shit load bro, but I would watch out if your worried about spilling over, on the bright side, you would look wicked if you hit the bathroom every 15 minutes or so, and do some toilet dips, and those famous Milos toilet paper curls (make sure to burnout).

[JOHN MATRIX]

or you can just not do anything, and drink-once you drink you will become a giant muscle man as well as a fearless MMA fighter, and will become irresistable to the women since it will make you better looking as well