Author Topic: Fucking friday bring the funny (Read 5651 times)

Always Sore · « **on:** August 17, 2007, 05:57:23 AM »

I have no intention of doing any real work today and think we need to bring the funny and amusing shit to the table today.

B R · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:58:25 AM »

thewickedtruth · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:15:52 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 17, 2007, 05:57:23 AM

I have no intention of doing any real work today and think we need to bring the funny and amusing shit to the table today.

Dude! Same old shit today! At the office with nothing to do beyong making ridiculous poundage claims and trying to get SF on these nutz! IT'S COLD TODAY IN THIS BITCH! Seriously though, as long as we don't have another puppy thread in here, it's going to be a good day!

Always Sore · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:19:00 AM »

Quote from: thewickedtruth on August 17, 2007, 06:15:52 AM

Dude! Same old shit today! At the office with nothing to do beyong making ridiculous poundage claims and trying to get SF on these nutz! IT'S COLD TODAY IN THIS BITCH! Seriously though, as long as we don't have another puppy thread in here, it's going to be a good day!

Cold is fantastic, Thankfully I am the boss and control the thermostat and it's set now at 67.

Ok how about a joke?

Whats the deference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!!!!

thewickedtruth · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:19:52 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 17, 2007, 06:19:00 AM

Cold is fantastic, Thankfully I am the boss and control the thermostat and it's set now at 67.

Ok how about a joke?

Whats the deference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

HERE'S A JOKE!

you think you're FUNNEH!!!

The taste!!!!

jaejonna · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:20:36 AM »

Not a joke but I was sittin in my office, farted a smelly fucking fart..then people came in....kinda embarrassed.. hahah

Always Sore · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:22:48 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 17, 2007, 06:20:36 AM

Not a joke but I was sittin in my office, farted a smelly fucking fart..then people came in....kinda embarrassed.. hahah

Ahhaa I hate that. I droped a air biscut the other day at the gym while on the bike and nobody was around then next thing you know like 3 people showed up and it was bad. I just acted like I had no idea where it came from.

thewickedtruth · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:28:17 AM »

here's something funny! how much do you clowns shoulder press?!

We dont' have our very own shoulder press thread in here. It's getting a little lax!

Always Sore · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:32:46 AM »

Quote from: thewickedtruth on August 17, 2007, 06:28:17 AM

here's something funny! how much do you clowns shoulder press?!

We dont' have our very own shoulder press thread in here. It's getting a little lax!

How heavy is the clown you are talking about pressing?

CalvinH · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:29:16 AM »

Ah yes Friday,after work is softball followed by beer.Saturday morning is golf followed by beer.Saturday night going out with my friend beer and maybe his buddy vodka.Sunday is hangover with a nice stop over at my grandmothers for a heaping helping of pasta.

Always Sore · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:36:23 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on August 17, 2007, 07:29:16 AM

Ah yes Friday,after work is softball followed by beer.Saturday morning is golf followed by beer.Saturday night going out with my friend beer and maybe his buddy vodka.Sunday is hangover with a nice stop over at my grandmothers for a heaping helping of pasta.

Guess the diet was put on hold for you..

CalvinH · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:53:35 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 17, 2007, 07:36:23 AM

Guess the diet was put on hold for you..

It's only a 5 day a week diet

A man's gotta live a little bit

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:05:12 AM »

tryin to get tickets to the Yankee game on Sat..... even if it is in the bleachers..

The Squadfather · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:06:41 AM »

epic hanging out at 161st St. and River Ave. offering blowjobs for tickets.

CalvinH · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:07:44 AM »

Quote from: Monster_Everything on August 17, 2007, 08:05:12 AM

tryin to get tickets to the Yankee game on Sat..... even if it is in the bleachers..

Good man!
only been to 1 game so far this year

but I had the best seats in my life,4 rows behind the visitors dugout.it was the game Clemens announced he was coming back.

CalvinH · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:08:34 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 17, 2007, 08:06:41 AM

epic hanging out at 161st St. and River Ave. offering blowjobs for tickets.

Hahahaha!

Always Sore · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:12:35 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on August 17, 2007, 07:53:35 AM

It's only a 5 day a week diet
A man's gotta live a little bit

Had a minor slip last night but back on track.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:16:05 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on August 17, 2007, 08:08:34 AM

Hahahaha!

are you inferring that "monster everything" is known in the South Bronx as the finest penis puffer that Yankees Tickets can buy, Calvin?

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:18:13 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 17, 2007, 08:16:05 AM

are you inferring that "monster everything" is known in the South Bronx as the finest penis puffer that Yankees Tickets can buy, Calvin?

hahahah jesus christ sf , no one is safe ...hahah

Always Sore · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:19:34 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 17, 2007, 08:16:05 AM

are you inferring that "monster everything" is known in the South Bronx as the finest penis puffer that Yankees Tickets can buy, Calvin?

I'l play...

I am saying the Monster everything has a longer streak then Micky Mantle for consecitive cocks sucked. He is the Ironman of pole lapping known in the bronx as "ol ready lips"...

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:20:34 AM »

Bmacsys is going to be upset that you guys are claiming that there is a king of cocksucking in the bronx and its not him ...

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:28:01 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 17, 2007, 08:16:05 AM

are you inferring that "monster everything" is known in the South Bronx as the finest penis puffer that Yankees Tickets can buy, Calvin?

Hahaha I'm saying that the"The Bronx is burning" is really about how "monster everything's" ass feels after being gang-banged in the men's room at the stadium.

Always Sore · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:28:51 AM »

Quote from: Monster_Everything on August 17, 2007, 08:20:34 AM

Bmacsys is going to be upset that you guys are claiming that there is a king of cocksucking in the bronx and its not him ...

Epic attempt to brush off your "hard" earned title on another. Take pride in your brokeback ways and suck another frosty facefull strait from the tap with a smile as you know you are alone at the top of the man butter cravers...

Always Sore · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:32:01 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on August 17, 2007, 08:28:01 AM

Hahaha I'm saying that the"The Bronx is burning" is really about how "monster everything's" ass feels after being gang-banged in the men's room at the stadium.

Monster Everything is to gonad gobbling as reggie was to being Mr. October. Funny they both like to hit the high hard one and loved the big stick...

CalvinH · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:53 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 17, 2007, 08:32:01 AM

Monster Everything is to gonad gobbling as reggie was to being Mr. October. Funny they both like to hit the high hard one and loved the big stick...

Are you saying"monster everything"would be a willing recipient of Arods rod if he was able to blow his way into the clubhouse?