Squadfather: The Getbig InterviewFor years, denizens of the Getbig boards have been intrigued by the musings of poster and moderator Bob Bloaty, AKA The Squadfather. Who is this person? What does he do for a living? Does he actually lift weights? Finally, the answers come out in this Getbig interview.
GB: Squadfather, you are a legend in your own mind on Getbig. Tell us, how did you come up with your screen name?
SF: From the Godfather, of course. I am the Don Corleone of Getbig, the father over the Getbig squad. I originally chose The Squadfucker, but that just didn’t seem to have the same connotations and kind of tipped my hat, you know?
GB: I got you. Getbiggers everywhere wonder what your background is and how you became the Squadfather. Clear up the mystery.
SF: Well, I started lifting when I was 15, about the time I hit puberty. I wanted big muscles to impress the kids at high school. I worked out hard for 3 weeks and ate tons of food (you know what Arnold and the other pros say, “Bodybuilding is 10% training and 90% nutrition”) and gained an impressive 40 lbs! I would guess at least 10% of that was pure, rock hard muscle. Most of that was in my forearms, know what I’m saying? Made Lee Priest’s forearms look puny. I impressed them at school, I can tell you. They couldn’t miss me. I think that I learned more in that 3 weeks than I’ve ever learned in 15 years of reading bodybuilding magazines and trolling the web. In fact, I achieved everything I set out to do during that three weeks and haven’t worked out since. I am still as buff and strong as I was at 15. I’ve been sharing my training secrets ever since.
GB: Incredible! Can you tell us a little more? What do you do for a living?
SF: I am in between jobs right now, but I am hoping to get a job working for an online bodybuilding web site offering my advanced training advice to all the uneducated bodybuilding wannabees. In the meantime, it gives me lots of time to post my opinion on Getbig and my mom’s got pretty good DSL connection, so I can really get my posts up fast. I think the connection is even better here in the basement.
GB: How about a significant other? What’s your love life like?
SF: Oh, I’ve had my share, let me tell you. Blonds, brunettes, red heads, midgets...you name it and I’ve fucked it. But I don’t have anyone at the moment. I like to play the field, you know? Share the beef around.
GB: And beef you have to spare as we’ve seen from your pictures on Getbig. The babes must love you.
SF: Oh yeah! I get PMed all the time by people on MySpace. They can’t get enough. We hook up online all the time and they always leave satisfied (and so do I!).
Find out more about The Squadfather, when the Getbig interview returns. Coming soon! (SEE
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=163811.msg2310182#msg2310182 for part 2.)
