Anyone doing anything exciting tonight?

[danielson]

I have been lame all week, watched TV with some chick last night, and might actually go to a trivial pursuit "party" tonight. I figure I can at least read about someone having some fun this weekend.

[chaos]

sleep is fun

[avesher]

in a nice change of pace for avesher, I gotta meet up with this 25 year old chick later tonite.  Best take my meds so nothing horror movieish happens.

[SS]

nothing special... head out wit the boys and probably hit the titty bars.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

wife gets off of work at 8pm. I got a new bike today so I might take it out for a ride.

[danielson]

in a nice change of pace for avesher, I gotta meet up with this 25 year old chick later tonite.  Best take my meds so nothing horror movieish happens.

Nice, what she look like? 

[danielson]

nothing special... head out wit the boys and probably hit the titty bars.

I wish I had someone to go to the titty bars with tonight My buddies want to go to the same bar we go to every time we go out, kind of sick of that place. Plus, they all have fkn curfews, they need to tell their wives to fuck off with their damn curfews.

[danielson]

I wish I had someone to go to the titty bars with tonight My buddies want to go to the same bar we go to every time we go out, kind of sick of that place. Plus, they all have fkn curfews, they need to tell their wives to fuck off with their damn curfews.

Lol, my buddy who only reads the Y board just called and was like why the fuck are you going to play Trivial Pursuit on a Saturday? He was like fuck it, I gotta work tomorrow, but we can hit up a titty bar for a few hours. I love getbig!

[SS]

wife gets off of work at 8pm. I got a new bike today so I might take it out for a ride.

what kinda bike?

[drkaje]

Went to an event and got to piss off a lot of people.

[danielson]

So I go to a strip club in Flint and I am getting a dance from a hot little whore. She tells me she is Native American, and I am like "sorry about that whole smallpox thing". Fkn whore flips out and starts yelling at me. Didn't really see the big deal tbh. Then when my buddy got 600$ in 20's and put them on the table the stupid cu nt got over it real quick and came back for some easy money, big surprise. Then we met some whores that wanted us to party with them after closing, so that was cool. Started talking about what I did, and she told me she didn't need a mortgage, she paid cash for her house. I asked her how much and she said 30 grand Oh well, she and her friend were cute so we followed them straight into the ghetto and partied a bit. I start fucking this whore and she mumbles "8 times". I am like lets work on your first one before we get to 8 baby. Her reply, "Bitch emailed me 8 fkn times". I kind of figured she was on drugs or passed out by then, but I moved on anyway. Then she mumbles(while I am fucking her), "God damn you Derek". That was it for me, she was on something or just passed the fuck out. So I get dressed and she passes out and I wait in her lavish 30 thousand dollar house for an hour or so waiting for my buddy to finish with her whore friend, all the while listening to her neighbors threatening to kill each other out the windows. Thanks for recommending the strip club SS!

[Luv2Hurt]

What did you expect in Flint??  The most depressing city in the nation.  I think I caught something just reading that story.

[danielson]

What did you expect in Flint??  The most depressing city in the nation.  I think I caught something just reading that story.

Hahahahahah, well it's either Flint or Detroit if you want to go to the titty bars around here. It's not like the whores live in the cities, some of the cunnnts live in nice areas but go there to work.

[chaos]

So I go to a strip club in Flint and I am getting a dance from a hot little whore. She tells me she is Native American, and I am like "sorry about that whole smallpox thing". Fkn whore flips out and starts yelling at me. Didn't really see the big deal tbh. Then when my buddy got 600$ in 20's and put them on the table the stupid cu nt got over it real quick and came back for some easy money, big surprise. Then we met some whores that wanted us to party with them after closing, so that was cool. Started talking about what I did, and she was told me she didn't need a mortgage, she paid cash for her house. I asked her how much and she said 30 grand Oh well, she and her friend were cute so we followed them straight into the ghetto and partied a bit. I start fucking this whore and she mumbles "8 times". I am like lets work on your first one before we get to 8 baby. Her reply, "Bitch emailed me 8 fkn times". I kind of figured she was on drugs or passed out by then, but I moved on anyway. Then she mumbles(while I am fucking her), "God damn you Derek". That was it for me, she was on something or just passed the fuck out. So I get dressed and she passes out and I wait in her lavish 30 thousand dollar house for an hour or so waiting for my buddy to finish with her whore friend, all the while listening to her neighbors threatening to kill each other out the windows. Thanks for recommending the strip club SS!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA awesome Danny, just awesome.
too bad about the "finish" though, did you at least crack one off on her face while she was passed out?

[danielson]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA awesome Danny, just awesome.
too bad about the "finish" though, did you at least crack one off on her face while she was passed out?

No, and from years of experience I know better than to try to take care of it when I get home wasted. Great forearm workout, but almost impossible to come.

[SS]

So I go to a strip club in Flint and I am getting a dance from a hot little whore. She tells me she is Native American, and I am like "sorry about that whole smallpox thing". Fkn whore flips out and starts yelling at me. Didn't really see the big deal tbh. Then when my buddy got 600$ in 20's and put them on the table the stupid cu nt got over it real quick and came back for some easy money, big surprise. Then we met some whores that wanted us to party with them after closing, so that was cool. Started talking about what I did, and she was told me she didn't need a mortgage, she paid cash for her house. I asked her how much and she said 30 grand Oh well, she and her friend were cute so we followed them straight into the ghetto and partied a bit. I start fucking this whore and she mumbles "8 times". I am like lets work on your first one before we get to 8 baby. Her reply, "Bitch emailed me 8 fkn times". I kind of figured she was on drugs or passed out by then, but I moved on anyway. Then she mumbles(while I am fucking her), "God damn you Derek". That was it for me, she was on something or just passed the fuck out. So I get dressed and she passes out and I wait in her lavish 30 thousand dollar house for an hour or so waiting for my buddy to finish with her whore friend, all the while listening to her neighbors threatening to kill each other out the windows. Thanks for recommending the strip club SS!

hahahaha! wlecome to my world

[sandpiper]

What did you expect in Flint??  The most depressing city in the nation.  I think I caught something just reading that story.

I don't know, have you been to Gary, IN?

[CalvinH]

Ooof,I'm paying the price for this weekend.
played softball in the pouring rain Friday night.the fucking idiot ump called the game after 5 innings because he said the field was a mess.no shit the field was a mess! we were playing in a fuckin rain storm .
as soon as he called the game it cleared up so we started drinking beer .
nothing like drinking beer on a summer night at the beach .from there we went to the bar that sponsors us.next day played golf real early .from there off to a free festival.anybody remember the Smithereens?they were playing.
more beers,more bars from about 2:30 in the afternoon till 2:00 in the morning.
the worst was 2 trips to Mcd's during the festivities
my stomach is a mess

Hahaha,at the end of the night I walked back to my car in the parking lot and my buddy was leaning against the car getting a blow job from some girl he had just met that night