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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2007, 10:52:29 AM »



christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go

Epic (from left to right):

1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
8) empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it

ROFLMAO
INSTANT CLASSIC!!! ;D ;D

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2007, 09:04:29 PM »
Everytime I see the picture of Dreamer I bust out laughing.  Dreamer rules.

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2007, 04:31:53 PM »
BUMP. Any more candidates?

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2007, 04:38:28 PM »

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2007, 05:06:39 PM »
HAHAHAHHAAA good photoshop. but he is nowhere near delusional enough. I mean, just look at the competition, they would crush him!

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2007, 05:32:25 PM »
This contest needs TWO divisions...Amateur and Pro

My Pro Division nominations...

1. Eryk Bui

2. Jocelyn Pelletier
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2007, 05:46:50 PM »
Good point. I think the competition above would still crush Bui, but Jocelyn is a good candidate!!!

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2007, 06:37:04 PM »
How is Billy Gunz not the runaway favorite for this??

anyway, I nominate that tool
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2007, 06:43:46 PM »

These guys kinda have the same gay face

  Define "gay face". ???

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2007, 06:44:41 PM »
How is Billy Gunz not the runaway favorite for this??

anyway, I nominate that tool

We can't nominate Billy Gunz, Vince Goodrum, or Derek Anthony so that everyone else can have a chance.

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2007, 06:48:59 PM »
We can't nominate Billy Gunz, Vince Goodrum, or Derek Anthony so that everyone else can have a chance.

 ;D  8) ;D
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2007, 07:04:53 PM »
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2007, 07:14:27 PM »



christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go

Epic (from left to right):

1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
8) empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it

 ;D Strong, very strong.
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2007, 07:15:59 PM »
Squadfather:





Can anyone please give a name for this guy so he can enter the contest?

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2007, 07:32:41 PM »
The Cruuuuusher!

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2007, 07:54:18 PM »
how about this guy--------------- ;D

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2007, 07:55:31 PM »
how about this guy--------------- ;D

HHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

That is a MONUMENTAL FIND!!! He will definitely be on the list!!!

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2007, 08:00:01 PM »
If I ever see that guy, I'll murder him. :)
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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2007, 08:03:47 PM »
If I ever see that guy, I'll murder him. :)
he is one creepy son of a bitch >:(

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2007, 08:05:55 PM »
another one ???

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2007, 08:08:02 PM »
not a Bber but WTF!!

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2007, 08:09:42 PM »
HAHAHAHAA thanks Nordic, but sorry they have to be bbers :)


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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2007, 08:10:46 PM »
ah well :-\

we can still laugh at that poor bastard though ;) ;D ;D

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2007, 08:12:29 PM »
Man I just watched Fat Bastard's 5 minute youtube video of him posing his rolls of lard and my chest hurts because I laughed so hard...

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Re: Submit your nominees for the 2007 Most Delusional Award
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2007, 08:19:34 PM »
Man I just watched Fat Bastard's 5 minute youtube video of him posing his rolls of lard and my chest hurts because I laughed so hard...
haha post the link

that deserves to be on this thread ;D