christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we goEpic (from left to right):1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it
BUMP. Any more candidates?
These guys kinda have the same gay face
How is Billy Gunz not the runaway favorite for this??anyway, I nominate that tool
We can't nominate Billy Gunz, Vince Goodrum, or Derek Anthony so that everyone else can have a chance.
Squadfather:
how about this guy---------------
If I ever see that guy, I'll murder him.
Man I just watched Fat Bastard's 5 minute youtube video of him posing his rolls of lard and my chest hurts because I laughed so hard...