Author Topic: Montreal Pro: Milos Sarcev 3 weeks out (Read 126815 times)

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #325 on:** August 22, 2007, 08:50:35 AM »

Quote from: New York on August 22, 2007, 08:45:23 AM

1 miiillllion dollars!

I'll take that...if you insist...
What time are you available?

danielson · « **Reply #326 on:** August 22, 2007, 08:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 08:49:11 AM

In Yugoslavia he was paid by the government (read: next to nothing) and was known NEVER TO ACCEPT GIFTS OF ANY KIND...and that could be confirmed in my native city of Becej - anytime (even now 16 years after his death).

Some people do have honor, values, ethics and morals...and my father was one of those!

So why do you charge so much? Did the apple really fall that far from the tree? I am sure there are plenty of trailer trash that wants to get in shape too. How about a few pro-bono clients?

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #327 on:** August 22, 2007, 08:59:49 AM »

Quote from: danielson on August 22, 2007, 08:53:01 AM

So why do you charge so much? Did the apple really fall that far from the tree? I am sure there are plenty of trailer trash that wants to get in shape too. How about as few pro-bono clients?

BECAUSE I AM WORTH EVERY PENNY (AND THAN SOME)...
I had more pro-bono clients than paying clients by far...by farthest of the far...

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #328 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:01:50 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 08:48:45 AM

Is this the Christmas special...Milos has dropped his rate.

I hear for charity it is only 500,000 per minute

It is - Christmass special for you ONLY...and I'll give you 100 hours for the price of one minute - anytime you want.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #329 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:03:30 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:01:50 AM

It is - Christmass special for you ONLY...and I'll give you 100 hours for the price of one minute - anytime you want.

why not! i always can learn more

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #330 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:04:58 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 09:03:30 AM

why not! i always can learn more

That's for sure...and I can always earn more...

Dave Czech · « **Reply #331 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:07:06 AM »

hi milos

where did you studied trainer school ?in california ?

also on massage ?

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #332 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:12:23 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on August 22, 2007, 08:47:42 AM

Then see you within one month and check my abs dude.

It is perfectly OK to hope and have dreams Miyoko...Tapioca...or what's your name again.

Donkey help me out here...what's your boyfriends name?

Which one?

OK...I didn't know you have many (could of/should of guess...my bad)...Well - the fat, ugly Japanese who lives in Spain and has not1, not2, not 3..but 4

psychiatrist, fat ass, no abs and no class....but does swallow...sushi...

That's right - Kyoto...I mean - Kiyomu...

Liposuction is serious thing...be careful.

Good luck anyway.

kyomu · « **Reply #333 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:19:05 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:12:23 AM

It is perfectly OK to hope and have dreams Miyoko...Tapioca...or what's your name again.

Donkey help me out here...what's your boyfriends name?

Which one?

OK...I didn't know you have many (could of/should of guess...my bad)...Well - the fat, ugly Japanese who lives in Spain and has not1, not2, not 3..but 4 psychiatrist, fat ass, no abs and no class....but does swallow...sushi...

That's right - Kyoto...I mean - Kiyomu...

Liposuction is serious thing...be careful.

Good luck anyway.

Dont worry partialy white hair old man. Just I recomend you that you dont say many excuse and stupid crazy things about my body in front of my spanish friends. And My dad and mom will be there this time.
Wow I can own you officialy!! cant wait

kyomu · « **Reply #334 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:20:19 AM »

1 week before,even i can give you my cell phone number.No need my name.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #335 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:21:51 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on August 22, 2007, 09:20:19 AM

1 week before,even i can give you my cell phone number.No need my name.

do u guys seriously want to meet up and fight LOL.

u should record it on video and put it on youtube.com

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #336 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:22:21 AM »

Quote from: Mons Venus on August 20, 2007, 11:46:36 AM

Does Milos still have a penis ?

What's penis?
Do we need one?

Didn't you read about my pythons?
Who needs penis when you have 15 (or 16

)inches...of the mightiest pythons - EVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR?

nycbull · « **Reply #337 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:23:55 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 08:27:33 AM

hahaha funniest shit i ever read.

I am trying to be nice to Milos, but he seems to want to Rumble with this Bodybuilding fan from down under.

I advocate peace to Milos....It soothes the soul.

like one zen monk once said 'follow the way of the oil, and all will prevail'

hahaha, thanks DL5, Looks like Milos is doing a good job of deflecting criticism by taking the funny road. How long can that last?

Eventually he has to face the man in the mirror holding the can of oil. Nothing funny about that.

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #338 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:26:21 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on August 22, 2007, 09:19:05 AM

Dont worry partialy white hair old man. Just I recomend you that you dont say many excuse and stupid crazy things about my body in front of my spanish friends. And My dad and mom will be there this time.
Wow I can own you officialy!! cant wait

Wow...how are you going to do that - as I wipe Spanish floor with your fat ass - in front of crying sushi Sheff and his wife?

Are your 4 psychiatrist coming as well? How about your plastic surgeon? Urologist? Ginecologist? Hypnotist?

How about Donkey?

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #339 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:28:01 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on August 22, 2007, 09:23:55 AM

hahaha, thanks DL5, Looks like Milos is doing a good job of deflecting criticism by taking the funny road. How long can that last?

Eventually he has to face the man in the mirror holding the can of oil. Nothing funny about that.

well all i can say is 'fuck milos'! i tried to be nice to him but fuck it.

if he cant take a joke which is based on reality (his supplements are overpriced to the point of being fuckin ludicrous mockery of consumers intelligence)

He did not accept the olive branch of peace....so as Hollywood says "THE SHOW MUST GO ON"

IN THIS CASE "THE SNAKE OIL SHOW MUST GO ON"

All the supporter of Snake Oil, u will be proud to know the campaign continues...

Milos resists reality...

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #340 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:28:24 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on August 22, 2007, 09:23:55 AM

hahaha, thanks DL5, Looks like Milos is doing a good job of deflecting criticism by taking the funny road. How long can that last?

Eventually he has to face the man in the mirror holding the can of oil. Nothing funny about that.

Can of oil?
How about Ocean full?

"Take my oil - or die..."

Do you think this add would work?

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #341 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:30:03 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 09:28:01 AM

well all i can say is 'fuck milos'! i tried to be nice to him but fuck it.

if he cant take a joke which is based on reality (his supplements are overpriced to the point of being fuckin ludicrous mockery of consumers intelligence)

He did not accept the olive branch of peace....so as Hollywood says "THE SHOW MUST GO ON"

IN THIS CASE "THE SNAKE OIL SHOW MUST GO ON"

All the supporter of Snake Oil, u will be proud to know the campaign continues...

Milos resists reality...

What happened?
I thought we made a peace?

What about your PM?

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #342 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:31:21 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:28:24 AM

Can of oil?
How about Ocean full?

"Take my oil - or die..."

Do you think this add would work?

yes, well if many took ur oil they would die, cos they would be broke and not be able to eat or pay bills.

ahhhhhh, maybe u should incorporate these slogans in ur 'real' campaign. u are better when 'trying' to be funny...emphasis on the word 'trying'. keep following my lead, ur humour is improving.

"FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.....WHICH LEADS TO MILOS'S POCKETS...A WORLD WHERE 'PYTHON ACID' AND SNAKE OIL TRANSFORM UR WALLET TO DUST, AND UR MUSCLES TO RUST"

ENTER: SNAKE OIL!

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #343 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:31:59 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:30:03 AM

What happened?
I thought we made a peace?

What about your PM?

THE ONE WHERE U WANT TO PORK 'MY GIRLFRIENDS'

kyomu · « **Reply #344 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:32:41 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:26:21 AM

Wow...how are you going to do that - as I wipe Spanish floor with your fat ass - in front of crying sushi Sheff and his wife?

Are your 4 psychiatrist coming as well? How about your plastic surgeon? Urologist? Ginecologist? Hypnotist?

How about Donkey?

Dont worry about my friends. Better worry about not forgeting your slin and needle. By the way, Insulin injected BBer are considered as natural?

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #345 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Milos_Sarcev on August 22, 2007, 09:30:03 AM

What happened?
I thought we made a peace?

What about your PM?

YOU ARE CONFUSING ME

STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES...THIS IS NOT BATMAN FOREVER AND U ARE NOT THE RIDDLER

kyomu · « **Reply #346 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:34:07 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 09:33:35 AM

YOU ARE CONFUSING ME STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES...THIS IS NOT BATMAN FOREVER AND U ARE NOT THE RIDDLER

Hahahaha.

Milos_Sarcev · « **Reply #347 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:34:12 AM »

Quote from: D.L. 5 on August 22, 2007, 09:31:21 AM

yes, well if many took ur oil they would die, cos they would be broke and not be able to eat or pay bills.

ahhhhhh, maybe u should incorporate these slogans in ur 'real' campaign. u are better when 'trying' to be funny...emphasis on the word 'trying'. keep following my lead, ur humour is improving.

"FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.....WHICH LEADS TO MILOS'S POCKETS...A WORLD WHERE 'PYTHON ACID' AND SNAKE OIL TRANSFORM UR WALLET TO DUST, AND UR MUSCLES TO RUST"

ENTER: SNAKE OIL!

Can you make it into a song?
I would play it on my www.koloseum.com

BTW - did you guys see all the training pics in training galleries?

Garaeth's been doing GREAT JOB at that...

davidpaul · « **Reply #348 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:36:05 AM »

All bullshit aside, Milos looks phenominal.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #349 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:36:17 AM »

SO WE ARE AT PEACE?