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Man up motherfuckers!
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:45:43 AM »
Michael Phelps.

22 years old.

Swimmer.

6'4" 202 pounds.

Hitting the gym 3 times a week.

Swims 20 hours a week.

Eats between 7,000-10,000 caloriers per day.

And you think YOU train hard and eat a lot? Please...

Time to man up motherfuckers. You eat like little bitches and train like little bitches.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 07:47:42 AM »
you cant compare bodybuilders to swimmers.  I will say though that michael phelps has way more muscle than quite of few of the "hardcore" guys here on getbig

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 07:49:49 AM »
you cant compare bodybuilders to swimmers.  I will say though that michael phelps has way more muscle than quite of few of the "hardcore" guys here on getbig

It's the attitude I'm comparing.
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 07:56:31 AM »
Swimming is low-resistance training, as wisconsin suggests.

So it can't really be compared, in terms of hours trained.

One thing which is interesting with Phelps, is to note that he trains much fewer hours than swimmers of the 80's and even the 90's.

Michael Gross would swim 90 minutes in the morning, 90 minutes mid day and 120 minutes in the evening.

6 days a week.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 08:01:31 AM »
I'm calling bullshit on the calories.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 08:03:33 AM »
I'm calling bullshit on the calories.

Maybe he trains in arctic waters.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 08:08:45 AM »

Michael Gross would swim 90 minutes in the morning, 90 minutes mid day and 120 minutes in the evening.

6 days a week.



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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 08:10:43 AM »
Maybe he trains in arctic waters.

I think it's a certainty.
Nasser called Palumbo an acromegalion

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 08:11:40 AM »
yeah but THAT IS ALL HE DOES.

try having a job 50 hours a week, work out 5 days a week for an hour each, through in 2-3 30min cardio sessions and planning buying 5-6 meals per day.  I think that is 100 times harder than swimming 20 hours a week.
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 08:13:06 AM »
yeah but THAT IS ALL HE DOES.

try having a job 50 hours a week, work out 5 days a week for an hour each, through in 2-3 30min cardio sessions and planning buying 5-6 meals per day.  I think that is 100 times harder than swimming 20 hours a week.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 08:13:54 AM »
Steven Keaton?

Damn.  You are a true 80s man.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 08:14:36 AM »
Everybody trains as hard as he can or wants to train, that's the beauty about this sport you don't let anybody down but yourself if you don't "pay your dues"
I know for a fucking fact that I trained legs hard today,

a) Because I couldn't walk the damn steps down and had to hold on to the railing with one hand.
b) Because every time I get up of my Office Chair I walk around like on crutches.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 08:15:44 AM »
bullshit, he eats NOWHERE NEAR 7,000-10,000 calories a day, more like 3500-4000 which is still a lot.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 08:16:06 AM »
Steven Keaton?

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Alex P Keaton was Gekko and Bateman before they even existed.


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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 08:17:21 AM »
Everybody trains as hard as he can or wants to train, that's the beauty about this sport you don't let anybody down but yourself if you don't "pay your dues"
I know for a fucking fact that I trained legs hard today,

a) Because I couldn't walk the damn steps down and had to hold on to the railing with one hand.
b) Because every time I get up of my Office Chair I walk around like on crutches.

You train before work?
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2007, 08:25:36 AM »
bullshit, he eats NOWHERE NEAR 7,000-10,000 calories a day, more like 3500-4000 which is still a lot.

yes he does. i call bullshit on you calling bullshit
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 08:28:11 AM »
Michael Phelps.

22 years old.

Swimmer.

6'4" 202 pounds.

Hitting the gym 3 times a week.

Swims 20 hours a week.

Eats between 7,000-10,000 caloriers per day.

And you think YOU train hard and eat a lot? Please...

Time to man up motherfuckers. You eat like little bitches and train like little bitches.



I have nothin bad to say about the dude's work ethic, but there's no way in hell he's eaten 10K calories a day......he'd be using that swimming pool as a toilet if he did.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2007, 08:30:37 AM »
You train before work?

Well I have to bro, I work this week from 16.00 - 02.30, gym closes at 11.00 as far as I know... I would love it if we had gyms that are open 24h like over at the states, I don't think I would always train at 02.30 but lol sometimes it would be cool ;D maybe I get me a hoody zip it up and go to the gym like Frank in the animals "Guns" movie ;D

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2007, 08:30:49 AM »
yes he does. i call bullshit on you calling bullshit
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 08:31:41 AM »
I have nothin bad to say about the dude's work ethic, but there's no way in hell he's eaten 10K calories a day......he'd be using that swimming pool as a toilet if he did.

they eat a lot of calories because they burn a lot of calories.
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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 08:32:06 AM »
If he's eaten 10K calories/day then Milos has 22" arms.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 08:33:19 AM »
hahahahaha, if the guy was eating 10K calories a day he'd ahve no time to train, he'd be eating half tha day and be on the toilet the other half.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 08:37:57 AM »
hahahahaha, if the guy was eating 10K calories a day he'd ahve no time to train, he'd be eating half tha day and be on the toilet the other half.

that's basically what he does:

"my eating regimen is really just to eat as much as i can all day. its hard for me to keep weight on, so its pretty much whatever i can get my hands on to shove down my throat. i get everything i need, but it's just a question of how much more i can put in after that"

"when im not sleeping or swimming, im constantly eating. its pretty much a full-time job"

michael phelps - first athlete to win eight medals (six gold) at a non-boycotted olympics: two-time olympian 2000, 2004, youngest male olympian since 1932.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 08:39:05 AM »
i'm still calling bullshit.

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Re: Man up motherfuckers!
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2007, 08:39:33 AM »
and you all miss the point.

the point is - numerous athletes in numerous sports train hard as hell, many times 2-3 times a day for hours and hours. and eat WAY more than a bodybuilder.

yet we have bodybuilders making excuses for hitting the gym, worrying about overtraining, calling themselves hardcore and bitch about eating 5-6 meals a day.

thats why it's time to man the fuck up.

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