here is the real dp with ripitupbabyhe is quite the beast
Yeah but we only discuss dick over PM
Bitch please, no one in their right mind would take a swing at a jacked black guy in crip gear.
she looks like a dried out piece of bacon
Special Ed with teh funny again ...nawt
You're just mad that people actually think he's hilarious, while your retarded threads about owning a 7-11 employee fall flat...
So Da Block and I are at the MD Booth at the Arnold getting ready to start taping on Day Two, and Da Block casually mentions that DP has called in a favor from overseas. It seems that on Day One someone photoshopped a pic of King Kamali and gave him a black eye. Online, DP was claiming responsibility. Since only Da Block knew who DP was, we figured we could use anyone.The funny part is that Da Block specifically brought a blue bandana and shades to the Arnold as the costume. The only problem was that we needed to find our "DP Gangsta". Just as we're talking about whether a top National-level bodybuilder like Malcolm Marshall would be believable, a guy comes up to us."Hey Blockhead and Special Ed!" We turn around."Hi, I'm HugePecs!" The dude was built solid. Had a shaved head. And best of all, in fitting with DP's Crip avatar, he was BLACK! Sure, he looked like a super-nice guy and wouldn't stop smiling, but I figured he'd be perfect. We did a quick audition. "Scowl for us," I asked him. He grimaced like a sad Teddy Bear. "C'mon," I shouted, "Give us HARDCORE GANGSTA!!!" HugePecs shot us a glare so scary, I almost gave him my wallet on the spot.It was on like Donkey Kong.We gave HugePecs the shades and the blue bandana. I watched him slip comfortably into the sunglasses, but then to my horror, he put the bandana on the way white guys wear them. Blockhead and I screamed. If we were gonna pull off the Getbig Scam of the Year, there could be no mistake. Like a wardrobe assistant, I calmly removed the bandana and put it on exactly the same way O'Dog wore his in Menace. This shit was seriously gangsta.After a few outtakes in which one or all of us was cracking up, we finally stood together for a few photos. Although Block looks a little too happy and I look a little too fat, HugePecs played it like a Pro.We PM'ed David Paul the good news that night and once the photo was posted, DP became a living legend...at least until he couldn't keep his trap shut and began telling his 'friends' the real story.Anyway, that's it.
Ed, if you are at the Olympia I can share more tales of Flexdog and Blechdog obsessing over Branchdog
Only if you bang 'em during their period....
That is funny. DP is the little asian kid though, what a nerdy nip.
No way she looks great for being 48. You are wrong.
The real "DavidPaul" is a Lebaneese immigrant living in Birmingham, UK and works for the postal service. Not flaming just calling it like it is. Has a pretty decent shape but is affraid of being judged.