Author Topic: THE REAL DAVIDPAUL AT THE ARNOLD STORY (Photo Added) (Read 4521 times)

Special Ed · « **on:** August 22, 2007, 09:07:05 PM »

So Da Block and I are at the MD Booth at the Arnold getting ready to start taping on Day Two, and Da Block casually mentions that DP has called in a favor from overseas. It seems that on Day One someone photoshopped a pic of King Kamali and gave him a black eye. Online, DP was claiming responsibility. Since only Da Block knew who DP was, we figured we could use anyone.

The funny part is that Da Block specifically brought a blue bandana and shades to the Arnold as the costume. The only problem was that we needed to find our "DP Gangsta". Just as we're talking about whether a top National-level bodybuilder like Malcolm Marshall would be believable, a guy comes up to us.

"Hey Blockhead and Special Ed!" We turn around.

"Hi, I'm HugePecs!" The dude was built solid. Had a shaved head. And best of all, in fitting with DP's Crip avatar, he was BLACK!

Sure, he looked like a super-nice guy and wouldn't stop smiling, but I figured he'd be perfect. We did a quick audition. "Scowl for us," I asked him. He grimaced like a sad Teddy Bear. "C'mon," I shouted, "Give us HARDCORE GANGSTA!!!" HugePecs shot us a glare so scary, I almost gave him my wallet on the spot.

It was on like Donkey Kong.

We gave HugePecs the shades and the blue bandana. I watched him slip comfortably into the sunglasses, but then to my horror, he put the bandana on the way white guys wear them. Blockhead and I screamed. If we were gonna pull off the Getbig Scam of the Year, there could be no mistake. Like a wardrobe assistant, I calmly removed the bandana and put it on exactly the same way O'Dog wore his in Menace. This shit was seriously gangsta.

After a few outtakes in which one or all of us was cracking up, we finally stood together for a few photos. Although Block looks a little too happy and I look a little too fat, HugePecs played it like a Pro.

We PM'ed David Paul the good news that night and once the photo was posted, DP became a living legend...at least until he couldn't keep his trap shut and began telling his 'friends' the real story.

Anyway, that's it.

CARTEL · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:12:17 PM »

You lying bastards.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:13:59 PM »

Dballn247 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:15:48 PM »

I knew those pics were hugepecs, but that is funny how it went down. I love how getbig will network together to own certain people.

SS · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:29:51 PM »

Is it true "hugepecs" was shitting in his pants cause he was affraid of DA finding out what was going on while you guys were there?

Special Ed · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2007, 09:37:59 PM »

Quote from: SS on August 22, 2007, 09:29:51 PM

Is it true "hugepecs" was shitting in his pants cause he was affraid of DA finding out what was going on while you guys were there?

Haha. No, that was the irony of the situation. HugePecs was pretending to be DavidPaul as we shot the interview INSIDE the MD Booth and we were standing about three feet from DA, but I guess between DA looking for ColumbusDude and me referring to HugePecs as "D to the Muthafuckin' P", no one had a clue. Best of all, HugePecs had no idea that DA was after DP, so he would have had no reason to be scared of anything.

The funniest thing of all would have been for DA to think it was DP and take a swing at HP. That video clip would have become Getbig Gold.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:27:20 PM »

Ed, you are wrong on so many levels that it is pathetic. I am no fan of DA, but if he had blasted you, that video would have been "gold". We never would have gotten to see that one, huh? DA, if you are reading this, go up to Ed the next time and talk about this trick in person. Your "expert" status should be gone due to crap like that. You want to make some cash of of BB, but really all you do is make a mockery of it. It used to be funny when you would write stuff, but you have gone too far.

Matt C · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:32:40 PM »

davidpaul makes a lot of money.

Alex23 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:36:00 PM »

Quote from: 240_Iz_Nutz on August 22, 2007, 10:27:20 PM

Ed, you are wrong on so many levels that it is pathetic. I am no fan of DA, but if he had blasted you, that video would have been "gold". We never would have gotten to see that one, huh? DA, if you are reading this, go up to Ed the next time and talk about this trick in person. Your "expert" status should be gone due to crap like that. You want to make some cash of of BB, but really all you do is make a mockery of it. It used to be funny when you would write stuff, but you have gone too far.

bitterness meltdown.

Come by and say Hi and take a swing... Special Ed and I will be at the expo standing tall....

Special Ed · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:36:40 PM »

Quote from: 240_Iz_Nutz on August 22, 2007, 10:27:20 PM

Ed, you are wrong on so many levels that it is pathetic. I am no fan of DA, but if he had blasted you, that video would have been "gold". We never would have gotten to see that one, huh? DA, if you are reading this, go up to Ed the next time and talk about this trick in person. Your "expert" status should be gone due to crap like that. You want to make some cash of of BB, but really all you do is make a mockery of it. It used to be funny when you would write stuff, but you have gone too far.

Epic lack of humor. It had nothing whatsoever to do with DA. DP built up his online avatar and as a favor, Block and I rolled with it. EOS.

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:38:41 PM »

special ed, u gotta pull a stunt on derek a

that would be hilarious.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:42:28 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 22, 2007, 10:36:40 PM

Epic lack of humor. It had nothing whatsoever to do with DA. DP built up his online avatar and as a favor, Block and I rolled with it. EOS.
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"Best of all, HugePecs had no idea that DA was after DP, so he would have had no reason to be scared of anything.

The funniest thing of all would have been for DA to think it was DP and take a swing at HP. That video clip would have become Getbig Gold."

Come on man, that isn't funny...

Alex23 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:48:09 PM »

The problem is that the Derek thing is all an act; he isn't like that IRL....

Sorry to break it to you..

CARTEL · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:54:18 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 is Back on August 22, 2007, 10:48:09 PM

The problem is that the Derek thing is all an act; he isn't like that IRL....

Sorry to break it to you..

My world just came crashing down.

Special Ed · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 22, 2007, 10:36:40 PM

Epic lack of humor. It had nothing whatsoever to do with DA. DP built up his online avatar and as a favor, Block and I rolled with it. EOS.

"Best of all, HugePecs had no idea that DA was after DP, so he would have had no reason to be scared of anything.

The funniest thing of all would have been for DA to think it was DP and take a swing at HP. That video clip would have become Getbig Gold."

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