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I've been bouncing on the side for 8 years you little turd. I've been in more fights at clubs then you've probably watched.

Where do these morons come from? If I recall correctly, Equipose is the same moron that needs 3g of Test just to roll out of bed and tie his sneakers. The internet keyboard/cagefighter personality is really played out in my opinion. ::)

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Where do these morons come from? If I recall correctly, Equipose is the same moron that needs 3g of Test just to roll out of bed and tie his sneakers. The internet keyboard/cagefighter personality is really played out in my opinion. ::)

yes but in all fairness, you're not exactly a real life viking yourself eh nick.

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yes but in all fairness, you're not exactly a real life viking yourself eh nick.

I'm doing just fine for myself at 21. Probably better than 95% of the people on this board looked like at 21. In all fairness though, I don't patrol this board making grandiose claims about the number of fights I've been in while needing 4g of test just to look like shit.  ::)


You seem bitter about my comment. Did you cage fight to pay for that $2k engagement ring?  ???

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I'm doing just fine for myself at 21. Probably better than 95% of the people on this board looked like at 21. In all fairness though, I don't patrol this board making grandiose claims about the number of fights I've been in while needing 4g of test just to look like shit.  ::)


You seem bitter about my comment. Did you cage fight to pay for that $2k engagement ring?  ???

hahahahaha, calm down princess were on the same team  ;D

And no I didn't cagefight to get the ring, just did some barenuckle streetfight/prizefighting and some underground brazilian ju jitsu and bounced a few clubs and won a few slam dunk contests and caught a few 300 pound great white sharks  :D


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hahahahaha, calm down princess were on the same team  ;D

And no I didn't cagefight to get the ring, just did some barenuckle streetfight/prizefighting and some underground brazilian ju jitsu and bounced a few clubs and won a few slam dunk contests and caught a few 300 pound great white sharks  :D



hahahahah!!!!! Sounds like quite the resume. You should've thrown in a World Series of Poker bracelet for good measure. I'm still working on my underground bareknuckle repertoire. So far I've only killed three fully grown, 320 pound men.  :-\


Were your feats accomplished naturally? If you were on gear, then I'm afraid that you're still behind the curve for most Getbiggers. Throw in a 700 pound bench and 1400 pound squat and you might be golden.

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I'm doing just fine for myself at 21. Probably better than 95% of the people on this board looked like at 21.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I find it funny that people (tap out wonders) always include street fighting in there resume like it gives them cred or something. I know I am old but since when did getting into scraps at bars/clubs/backyards turn into something that you would go around and shout about? Hell most of the time there over in under a minute not enough time to say you learned anything or gained some experence. Just silly.

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You should've thrown in a World Series of Poker bracelet for good measure.


Did you notice how much the first prize went down this year? From 12 million to 8 million. I didn't realize that online poker sites were sending that many people to the World Series.
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Did you notice how much the first prize went down this year? From 12 million to 8 million. I didn't realize that online poker sites were sending that many people to the World Series.

Yeah, I think the number of people entered in it dropped by 2000 or so. I think it started on ESPN every Tuesday. Is it still possible to play online? I've been thinking of buying back in again.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Still licking my ball sweat, eh? 40 years old and afraid to post a pic. Gold!  ::)

I find it funny that people (tap out wonders) always include street fighting in there resume like it gives them cred or something. I know I am old but since when did getting into scraps at bars/clubs/backyards turn into something that you would go around and shout about? Hell most of the time there over in under a minute not enough time to say you learned anything or gained some experence. Just silly.

This I never understood myself. 90% of these "scraps" are retarded. 3 or 4 punches get thrown, and usually ends up with two morons rolling around on the ground while people break it up. Or in the case of blacks, one white guy on the ground and 45 of their friends kicking him in the head. You got to be really tough to do that!  ::)

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Yeah, I think the number of people entered in it dropped by 2000 or so. I think it started on ESPN every Tuesday. Is it still possible to play online? I've been thinking of buying back in again.


I think it is possible, but no more paypal or netteller. I heard a few months ago that you have to wait weeks to get a check. I am not sure though.
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I think it is possible, but no more paypal or netteller. I heard a few months ago that you have to wait weeks to get a check. I am not sure though.

Yeah. I actually went on my neteller account last week and found $60 sitting in it that I cashed out of Stars last September. I tried to withdraw it and they're sending me a check. Took 5 days just for them to verify it.

Thinking of buying in for $200 and just playing low stakes and trying to build a bank roll so I can buy my bike.  :-X

Was watching some insane hands on FTP Omaha hi last week. Ivey and this guy were trading $200-300k between each other every 3 or 4 hands.

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Yeah. I actually went on my neteller account last week and found $60 sitting in it that I cashed out of Stars last September. I tried to withdraw it and they're sending me a check. Took 5 days just for them to verify it.

Thinking of buying in for $200 and just playing low stakes and trying to build a bank roll so I can buy my bike.  :-X

Was watching some insane hands on FTP Omaha hi last week. Ivey and this guy were trading $200-300k between each other every 3 or 4 hands.

I kind of gave up on poker when it got really popular. It used to be great going to the casino and only 5 or 6 people at a table actually knew how to play hold em. Now everyone knows how, so I would just as soon play another table game. When I first discovered party poker a few years ago, I got pretty hooked too, but just kept losing too much to justify playing. At least when you drive to the casino, you have some type of control over what you spend, on the internet it's just too accessible for me. But yeah, I do miss it.
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afraid to post a pic. Gold!  ::)


Yo, Nick.  In case your memory is fuzzy, you never posted a pic of yourself.  Yours were found online and then posted.  Then you ran like a scared chickenshit. :-*

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Yeah, I think the number of people entered in it dropped by 2000 or so. I think it started on ESPN every Tuesday. Is it still possible to play online? I've been thinking of buying back in again.

Still licking my ball sweat, eh? 40 years old and afraid to post a pic. Gold!  ::)

This I never understood myself. 90% of these "scraps" are retarded. 3 or 4 punches get thrown, and usually ends up with two morons rolling around on the ground while people break it up. Or in the case of blacks, one white guy on the ground and 45 of their friends kicking him in the head. You got to be really tough to do that::)
Spot on 100% correct.

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Yeah. I actually went on my neteller account last week and found $60 sitting in it that I cashed out of Stars last September. I tried to withdraw it and they're sending me a check. Took 5 days just for them to verify it.

Thinking of buying in for $200 and just playing low stakes and trying to build a bank roll so I can buy my bike.  :-X

Was watching some insane hands on FTP Omaha hi last week. Ivey and this guy were trading $200-300k between each other every 3 or 4 hands.

Quick question, were you born a fucking loser or did it slowly develop after years of taunting bullying and rejection from the other girls in your class?

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Quick question, were you born a fucking loser or did it slowly develop after years of taunting bullying and rejection from the other girls in your class?

Take a look at his pics.  'He' is a 'guy' who weighs probably 150 soaking wet and has both ears pierced.  That speaks volumes... ;)

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Take a look at his pics.  'He' is a 'guy' who weighs probably 150 soaking wet and has both ears pierced.  That speaks volumes... ;)

bf has a room full of nut huggers

where as you are just a mildly amusing gimmick  ;)
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Take a look at his pics.  'He' is a 'guy' who weighs probably 150 soaking wet and has both ears pierced.  That speaks volumes... ;)

Are you suggesting that his mom should have swallowed?

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bf has a room full of nut huggers


The term is "bullies" mate, not "nut huggers" ;)

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hahaha, I hope this thread makes it abundantly clear how badly xpac2 and Joey Tito are attached to my nutsack. They must be fond of ball sweat.

It's cute that the Titster keeps trying to convince himself he's not obsessed with me................

............while he goes through my posts and makes sure to reply to every single one.  ;)

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I kind of gave up on poker when it got really popular. It used to be great going to the casino and only 5 or 6 people at a table actually knew how to play hold em. Now everyone knows how, so I would just as soon play another table game. When I first discovered party poker a few years ago, I got pretty hooked too, but just kept losing too much to justify playing. At least when you drive to the casino, you have some type of control over what you spend, on the internet it's just too accessible for me. But yeah, I do miss it.
one of my buds use to play online poker for a living until the law changed. he said he made 250 grand last year alone and finished in 120th place in the one of the tournaments....hahahaha! could you imagine making a couple grand sitting in your boxers ;D

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one of my buds use to play online poker for a living until the law changed. he said he made 250 grand last year alone and finished in 120th place in the one of the tournaments....hahahaha! could you imagine making a couple grand sitting in your boxers ;D

I lost 1700$ in under an hour playing blackjack on party poker. :-[ I quit after that.
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I lost 1700$ in under an hour playing blackjack on party poker. :-[ I quit after that.

Been there dude.  Not $1700 but at least $500.  Never again.  I used to drain my bank account on many occasions due to gambling. 

Now I just train in the cage, lift big, eat broken glass, piss blood, get my body covered in tatoos...you know the drill.  ;D

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Been there dude.  Not $1700 but at least $500.  Never again.  I used to drain my bank account on many occasions due to gambling. 

Now I just train in the cage, lift big, eat broken glass, piss blood, get my body covered in tatoos...you know the drill.  ;D
hahahaha! I just spatted my prime rib steak sammich all over my 32'' monitor.

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hahaha, I hope this thread makes it abundantly clear how badly xpac2 and Joey Tito are attached to my nutsack. They must be fond of ball sweat.

It's cute that the Titster keeps trying to convince himself he's not obsessed with me................

............while he goes through my posts and makes sure to reply to every single one.  ;)

Can you possibly make an 'insult' post in less than 200 words? ::)