WEAK JUICERS IN THE GYM!!!!!!!

[The Squadfather]

hahahaha, this is one of the funniest things IMO, share some of your stories i know you've got some, there's this clown in my gym, early 30's, 6'1" 190 pounds, different colored string tank top for every day of the week sporting massive 14 inch cannons, started using some test and d bol and was pathetically weak before, t bars with 2 25lb. plates, flat benches with 135 for 6-7, 40lb. db shoulder presses, etc. and about six months later is up to a mind boggling 225 for quarter reps on squats, 225 for 1-2 on flat benches, a pair of 60's for 6 on db shoulder presses, 135lb. barbell rows, hahahahahaha, guy carries around his water in a gallon jug.

[SirTraps]

There was a juicer in college who was really puffy, he competed.  He would incline  185 like it was a ton of weight, i was natural and would put another 75-100 pounds on the bar when i would work in 

       

[Army of One]

HAHA yes, does he mix some shadow boxing in between sets?

[The Squadfather]

There was a juicer in college who was really puffy, he competed.  He would incline  185 like it was a ton of weight, i was natural and would put another 75-100 pounds on the bar when i would work in 

       

hahahha, what are these shitstains taking,B12? hahahhaa, this clown was watching me when i was on my last set of squats the other day, 500 for 6 and i get done, look over at him and say, "fuck man i've got to get me some drugs like you, i want to get HUGE!!!!!!!!"

[The Squadfather]

HAHA yes, does he mix some shadow boxing in between sets?

nah, he's actually a cool guy just weak as a baby kitten, the guy is consistent though, always in there banging away.

[Bluto]

hahahha, what are these shitstains taking,B12? hahahhaa, this clown was watching me when i was on my last set of squats the other day, 500 for 6 and i get done, look over at him and say, "fuck man i've got to get me some drugs like you, i want to get HUGE!!!!!!!!"

why you reckon he's so weak and youre so strong?

[The Squadfather]

why you reckon he's so weak and youre so strong?

his attitude, he trains with zero intensity, the guys arms shake with 155 on barbell inclines, doesn't eat enough either.

[Bluto]

his attitude, he trains with zero intensity, the guys arms shake with 155 on barbell inclines, doesn't eat enough either.

maybe you can share your diet with him and help a bro out?

[The Squadfather]

maybe you can share your diet with him and help a bro out?

why, he wouldn't listen, he's just a guy who's meant to be small and weak, i'm content just laughing at these fools.

[marcus]

There's one of those at my gym. 19 years old been on juice for at least 6 months but being an ectomorph/cocain addict you would never know he juices. 

[sgt. d]

another bullshit story. squad doesn't workout at all

[The Squadfather]

another bullshit story. squad doesn't workout at all

i work your mom out every night, Shawn.

[SirTraps]

another bullshit story. squad doesn't workout at all

            Hi Fat, Bald Shawn

[sgt. d]

i work your mom out every night, Shawn.

where is your proof that you can squat 500 for 6 reps. you called onlyme a liar about his lifts. any pics/videos to back your lift claims up?

[chaos]

where is your proof that you can squat 500 for 6 reps. you called onlyme a liar about his lifts. any pics/videos to back your lift claims up?

any pics/video to prove you're not Sean Rey?

[sgt. d]

            Hi Fat, Bald Shawn

Hi Danielson

any pics/video to prove you're not Sean Rey?

Hi cap86

[The Squadfather]

where is your proof that you can squat 500 for 6 reps. you called onlyme a liar about his lifts. any pics/videos to back your lift claims up?

hahahha, all right i lied, it's really 95 for 4.

[SirTraps]

500 for 6 is a very believable squat for someone that weighs 240 pounds in their 30s.  Onlyme's claims are bullshit. 

[chaos]

Hi Danielson

Hi cap86

Hi Bluto

[danielson]

Hi Danielson

Hi cap86

 

[The Squadfather]

500 for 6 is a very believable squat for someone that weighs 240 pounds in their 30s.  Onlyme's claims are bullshit. 

hahahha, exactly, you use every damn muscle in your body to squat, if you've been training for more than a couple of year sand you can't squat 405 something is wrong, a 405 seated press behind the neck is a different story.

[sgt. d]

hahahha, all right i lied, it's really 95 for 4.

You are stronger than I thought. That is a lot of weight for a beginner. In about 6 months you should be doing 135lb for 5-8 on squats.

[The Squadfather]

You are stronger than I thought. That is a lot of weight for a beginner. In about 6 months you should be doing 135lb for 5-8 on squats.

thanks man, i'm trying.

[WOOO]

hahahaha, this is one of the funniest things IMO, share some of your stories i know you've got some, there's this clown in my gym, early 30's, 6'1" 190 pounds, different colored string tank top for every day of the week sporting massive 14 inch cannons, started using some test and d bol and was pathetically weak before, t bars with 2 25lb. plates, flat benches with 135 for 6-7, 40lb. db shoulder presses, etc. and about six months later is up to a mind boggling 225 for quarter reps on squats, 225 for 1-2 on flat benches, a pair of 60's for 6 on db shoulder presses, 135lb. barbell rows, hahahahahaha, guy carries around his water in a gallon jug.

does he have the typical wiener strut?  does he flex at the mirror mid-workout?  does he stretch his calves a lot?

[sgt. d]

sorry my mistake