Goodrum should have a stall at the Olympia expo and sell photos of himself and T-shirts with images of himself. Would be collector's items! He could represent Pilates, and Bee Pollen Supplements.
Maybe Onlyme can give you a great deal on a bulk order of T-shirts. He knows which photos to use on those shirts. Just trust his judgement.
Come on, Melvin, tell us how you dealt with the pizza delivery boy last year!