Pampalona used to celebrate an annual "Running of the Randy." This proved too dangerous, so they switched to bulls.
If Randy had been a Spartan, the movie would have been titled 1.
9 out of 10 dentists agree that Randy's fists are bad for your teeth. The 10th dentist now has no teeth.
Randy went to Amsterdam and single handedly shut down its red light district. Not because he hates prostitution, but because he demanded it be turned into a red, white, and blue district.
Randy is barred by federal law from doing commercial promotions for any company, because it's an unfair business practice.
Immediately after Kobayashi set the world record for hot dog eating, Randy ate Kobayashi.
Patrick Swayze was originally slated to be in a movie titled Dirty Boxing. When Randy found out about this, he forced Swayze to walk into the producer's office in a tutu and demand the film be changed to a movie about dancing as was befitting of Swayze's masculinity. Randy then stated "nobody puts Randy in the corner." In exchange for sexual favors from the movie's starlet, he let them use a corruption of the line in the revamped film.
The first thing Koko the gorilla ever signed was, "Randy could take me."
If you answer every question to any major standardized test with "Randy Couture", you'll get a perfect score.
Randy has never understood the expression, "to pour salt in one's wounds", as Randy quite enjoys salt in his wounds.
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