Jesus H. Christ, Wednesdays are are boring. Maybe I should go "work".
Or you could do what Nick Hersh does and just post all day and all night on internet message boards. And then, when somebody outs you, posts your real name and contact info, and posts your pics exposing you as a skinny earring wearing beanpole, you can melt down and run like a chickenshit and disappear for two months.

LMAO!!!!