Author Topic: How will you Die? (Read 4476 times)

buffbodz · « **on:** August 30, 2007, 08:31:16 AM »

I get shanked in prison @ 80 years old

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

K-1 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2007, 08:35:33 AM »

" At age 35 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death."

LMAO!

powerpack · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2007, 09:47:25 AM »

At age 55 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Damn I planned for early pension at 58

~flower~ · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2007, 10:02:58 AM »

flower: At age 75 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Butterbean · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2007, 10:14:10 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on August 30, 2007, 10:02:58 AM

flower: At age 75 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

very interesting!

STella: At age 85 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Option D · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2007, 10:59:38 AM »

Malcolm pigford: At age 56 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

CalvinH · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2007, 11:56:25 AM »

At 88 I finally kicked my heroin habit but thats because I overdosed

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:08:23 PM »

violently............... ............

and not alone

JediKnight · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2007, 09:53:41 PM »

at age 52 i take a lethal dose of mesacline, wander the desert for 6 months, then get eatan by coyotes.

Alex23 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2007, 11:21:17 PM »

Never.

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2007, 06:03:11 AM »

holy shit mine was right,i always figured i would go out that way

At age 63 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

bench

BigNBloated · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2007, 06:47:01 AM »

At age 35 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Whack.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2007, 06:53:24 AM »

At age 60 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

strange, but believable!

Option D · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:15:52 PM »

MALCOLM PIGFORD: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:23:32 PM »

Junaid : At age 61 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

great!...well at least they'll offer me beer

big L dawg · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:27:15 PM »

chaos · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:43:45 PM »

haha

Chaos: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Option D · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:03:48 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 26, 2009, 04:43:45 PM

haha

Chaos: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

lmao

chaos · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:26:03 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 26, 2009, 05:03:48 PM

lmao

Looks like I'll be raising hell for another 50+ years.

webcake · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:46:48 AM »

"webcke: At age 63 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. "

smaul · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:10:48 AM »

shit, I'm dying in 4 years!

smaul: At age 31 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

webcake · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:14:09 AM »

Quote from: smaul on March 27, 2009, 02:10:48 AM

shit, I'm dying in 4 years!

smaul: At age 31 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

P.I.P Smaul.......

mass 04 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:24:42 AM »

mass: at age 66 you will die of a heart attack while eating a peanut butter and bannana sandwich, Elvis style.

Option D · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:59:18 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2009, 07:24:42 AM

mass: at age 66 you will die of a heart attack while eating a peanut butter and bannana sandwich, Elvis style.

hahahaha lmao.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:33:42 AM »

I will die at age 117 from yet another std obtained from that skank Ellie Walker from the drug store. Having beaten the rap for murdering Aunt Bee 'cause she wouldn't ever stfu, and having nicely covered up the murder of Floyd the Barber (he caught me w/his daughter in a compromising position), it is ironic that a simple case of syphillis does me in.

Author Topic: How will you Die? (Read 4476 times)

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