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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 09:35:39 AM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 09:33:42 AM
I will die at age 117 from yet another std obtained from that skank Ellie Walker from the drug store.  Having beaten the rap for murdering Aunt Bee 'cause she wouldn't ever stfu, and having nicely covered up the murder of Floyd the Barber (he caught me w/his daughter in a compromising position), it is ironic that a simple case of syphillis does me in. 

did you make that up
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 09:40:59 AM »
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2009, 09:30:47 AM »
While surfing, i am going out Bodhi style...before i turn 30
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2009, 10:25:26 AM »
fury: At age 74 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2009, 12:35:08 PM »
lol

At age 59 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2009, 07:14:56 PM »
YB:At age 55 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2009, 07:22:30 PM »
Doug: At age 77 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2009, 01:18:23 PM »
 At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2009, 01:28:14 PM »
Quote from: ozman on April 03, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

lmao. It would have to be a million of them little shits.
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 01:36:31 PM »
chechens will chop my head :(
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Re: How will you Die?
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2009, 02:32:22 PM »
At age 83 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
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