SPECIAL ED and JAY CUTLER in Chinatown TODAY!

[Special Ed]

This is an amazing story. First, I go to the Holyfield-Ibragimov Press Conference at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square and who do I bump into but Getbig's own BOB BONHAM of STRONG AND SHAPELY. My cameraman fails to show up and Bob was actually kind enough to videotape my interview with Holyfield. Great stuff, huh?

Wait, it gets better. I pick up my wife from her office and take her downtown to pick up her new glasses on Mott Street. While she's in the store and I'm illegally parked at a hydrant, I sneak out to buy her a nice knockoff D&G bag at one of the shops. As I'm walking to the store, I see this huge mass in front of me. Holy shit! Could it be? Right here in New York? In Chinatown? On Mott Street? Un-freakin-believable. I ran back to my car, grabbed my camera, and asked some Chinese guy to take a few pics of Cutler with his arm around me while I give the universal THUMBS UP pose.

WARNING TO CUTLER FANS: He definitely seemed to have a torn lat AND he was holding water...

[D.L. 5]

hahaha. fuckin awesome

[chaos]

  one of your lamer ones Ed


don't try soooooo hard next time

[corinth]

Hahahaha.....looks like the big guy is holding a little water there.....literally

[Special Ed]

one of your lamer ones Ed


don't try soooooo hard next time

No effort at all. Just an incredible coincidence. Like your mom getting pregnant with you the same weekend she got backstage passes to the Poison concert.

[windsor88]

Damn Ed did you get a dose of aids?  You are looking a lot thinner.

[corinth]

Ed is looking lean.

[Special Ed]

Damn Ed did you get a dose of aids?  You are looking a lot thinner.

ECA

Ebola, Colitis, Aids

Works like a charm!

[Master Blaster]

Hahahah, Brutal!

[windsor88]

ECA

Ebola, Colitis, Aids

Works like a charm!

cool.  good job.  By the way,  tell me you didn't actually pick the team you got in football league.

[D.L. 5]

Hahahah, Brutal!

damn squadfather has gotten lean.

[jason armstrong]

ha ha cool pic Ed thanks for sharing looks like you are getting into shape.
Where's that fat piece of doggshit squatfatter at to tell us how big he is! ::)and strong but still yet such a fat racist pig dreaming of Ronnie Coleman on top like a loli pop...

[chaos]

No effort at all. Just an incredible coincidence. Like your mom getting pregnant with you the same weekend she got backstage passes to the Poison concert.

again with the Bluto-like insults..... step up your game, you're losing it.


BTW, you still look fat in your XXXXXXXXL shirt down to your knees hiding your gut

[jason armstrong]

damn squadfather has gotten lean.

ha ha ya look at that queerfather....been drinking tons of gobble juice...he claims it's thermogenic..

[Special Ed]

cool.  good job.  By the way,  tell me you didn't actually pick the team you got in football league.

Hahaha...I arrived at the draft during the 13th round. My first words to Keith were, "Who the fuck picked these losers??"

I mean Vince Young in the 4th round? C'mon!! I actually did my real (paid) draft last night:

- Peyton Manning QB1
- Steve McNair QB2
- Brandon Jacobs RB1
- Clinton Portis RB2
- Jerrius Norwood RB3
- Michael Turner RB4
- Donald Driver WR1
- Randy Moss WR2
- Dante Stalworth WR3
- Greg Jennings WR4
- Antonio Gates TE1
- Zach MillerTE2
- Chargers D1
- Raiders D2
- Robbie Gould K1
- Rian Lindell K2

[D.L. 5]

ha ha ya look at that queerfather....been drinking tons of gobble juice...he claims it's thermogenic..

NO ITS THE CAPPALANO HONEY...DRYS HIM OUT.

START THAT DIET SQUAD...I HAVE CHALLENGED YOU (THIS IS FOR UR OWN GOOD)

[windsor88]

Hahaha...I arrived at the draft during the 13th round. My first words to Keith were, "Who the fuck picked these losers??"

I mean Vince Young in the 4th round? C'mon!! I actually did my real (paid) draft last night:

- Peyton Manning QB1
- Steve McNair QB2
- Brandon Jacobs RB1
- Clinton Portis RB2
- Jerrius Norwood RB3
- Michael Turner RB4
- Donald Driver WR1
- Randy Moss WR2
- Dante Stalworth WR3
- Greg Jennings WR4
- Antonio Gates TE1
- Zach MillerTE2
- Chargers D1
- Raiders D2
- Robbie Gould K1
- Rian Lindell K2

Dump Portis.  Career is over.

[Bob Bonham]

Thanks for not telling how I fked up your video camera durning the Holifield interview.
what a cool day for me ,  pictures with both fighters and famous artist Leroy neiman (sp)
Plus I love being in places I don't belong like the Hard Rock roof in the middle of Times Sq
And the backstage elevator while Ed did his interview while we went to the limo .

[Special Ed]

Thanks for not telling how I fked up your video camera durning the Holifield interview.
what a cool day for me ,  pictures with both fighters and famous artist Leroy neiman (sp)
Plus I love being in places I don't belong like the Hard Rock roof in the middle of Times Sq
And the backstage elevator while Ed did his interview while we went to the limo .

Thanks again Bob. Good to see you. No worries!

[SS]

you and 240 could past for brothers.

[Special Ed]

you and 240 could past for brothers.

Duh, we're both the same person. My private Gulfstream IV flies me from JFK to Ft. Myers and back several times a week just to maintain the charade!

[JOHN MATRIX]

i want to fuck those little asian girls in the background

[nder98]

i want to fuck those little asian girls in the background

Great minds think alike

[Alex23]

This is an amazing story. First, I go to the Holyfield-Ibragimov Press Conference at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square and who do I bump into but Getbig's own BOB BONHAM of STRONG AND SHAPELY. My cameraman fails to show up and Bob was actually kind enough to videotape my interview with Holyfield. Great stuff, huh?

Wait, it gets better. I pick up my wife from her office and take her downtown to pick up her new glasses on Mott Street. While she's in the store and I'm illegally parked at a hydrant, I sneak out to buy her a nice knockoff D&G bag at one of the shops. As I'm walking to the store, I see this huge mass in front of me. Holy shit! Could it be? Right here in New York? In Chinatown? On Mott Street? Un-freakin-believable. I ran back to my car, grabbed my camera, and asked some Chinese guy to take a few pics of Cutler with his arm around me while I give the universal THUMBS UP pose.
WARNING TO CUTLER FANS: He definitely seemed to have a torn lat AND he was holding water...

Hahhaahah awesome dude...

How did the interview go?

[Captain Equipoise]

Special Ed: instead knocking on Cutler all the time you should really try working out.