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Why do fat people eat salad to fool everyone!
« on: September 04, 2007, 04:18:12 AM »
Why the f**k do all these baggy black t-shirt-wearing 250 pound hippos pretend that they don't really eat much food at all, and only eat some fancy 125 kcal salad or a wanky little pitta bread while they're reading their book at lunch, when everyone knows that they are clinically obese and without a doubt eat about 4000kcal of shit as soon as they walk in their house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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not another squadfather thread  :-\

shut the f**k up and finish your salad  ;D

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Please tell me where you live so I can actually see fat people dressing like fat people in the 80's and early 90's.

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Moooooooo  ;D

Hahahahaha, I swear the next time one of these smelly blobs getting a salad from the fridge i'm gonna shout "STOP PRETENDING THAT YOUR NOT A FAT C VNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Why the f**k do all these baggy black t-shirt-wearing 250 pound hippos pretend that they don't really eat much food at all, and only eat some fancy 125 kcal salad or a wanky little pitta bread while they're reading their book at lunch, when everyone knows that they are clinically obese and without a doubt eat about 4000kcal of shit as soon as they walk in their house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

discuss these fat cows!!!!!!!!

Time to get a life...


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Time to get a life...


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hahahahaha, ok "pet shop boys". Can I borrow some of your life, if the hairy musclebears are not using it at the moment?

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Why the f**k do all these baggy black t-shirt-wearing 250 pound hippos pretend that they don't really eat much food at all, and only eat some fancy 125 kcal salad or a wanky little pitta bread while they're reading their book at lunch, when everyone knows that they are clinically obese and without a doubt eat about 4000kcal of shit as soon as they walk in their house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

discuss these fat cows!!!!!!!!

haha just yesterday on the bus i see this fat kid with 2 skinny kids.

fat kid says "i eat only 1 meal a day"

hahaha fuckin funny

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haha just yesterday on the bus i see this fat kid with 2 skinny kids.

fat kid says "i eat only 1 meal a day"

hahaha fuckin funny

hahaha, he forgot to mention that he eats that meal for 5 hours while he's watching some celebrity weight loss show, and the meal is 4500 kcal of mainly saturated fat, sugar, and gluten.

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Why the f**k do all these baggy black t-shirt-wearing 250 pound hippos pretend that they don't really eat much food at all, and only eat some fancy 125 kcal salad or a wanky little pitta bread while they're reading their book at lunch, when everyone knows that they are clinically obese and without a doubt eat about 4000kcal of shit as soon as they walk in their house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

discuss these fat cows!!!!!!!!

this is one of the classical modern time mysteries, "the oscillating caloric consumtion of the piggette", these pigs probably start shuffling food down their throat the second they get home. also i highly suspect the obese whores stuff their pieholes when going to the toilet at work.

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hahaha, he forgot to mention that he eats that meal for 5 hours while he's watching some celebrity weight loss show, and the meal is 4500 kcal of mainly saturated fat, sugar, and gluten.

hahaha i guess his meal is 24hours long

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this is one of the classical modern time mysteries, "the oscillating caloric consumtion of the piggette", these pigs probably start shuffling food down their throat the second they get home. also i highly suspect the obese whores stuff their pieholes when going to the toilet at work.

hahahaha are you saying that these whores hide their food in their hangbags and stuff themselfs in the toilet to avoid feeling guilty?

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this is one of the classical modern time mysteries, "the oscillating caloric consumtion of the piggette", these pigs probably start shuffling food down their throat the second they get home. also i highly suspect the obese whores stuff their pieholes when going to the toilet at work.

hahaha, that would probably explain why they're gaining 10 pounds of quality cellulose per week on only "1100" kcals a day  ::)

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this is one of the classical modern time mysteries, "the oscillating caloric consumtion of the piggette", these pigs probably start shuffling food down their throat the second they get home. also i highly suspect the obese whores stuff their pieholes when going to the toilet at work.


Yup, I got a female cousin about 5'8" tall, shes got to be close to 300lbs. Just a Hog...
She hides taht sheit... Her brother says when shes home, she'll eat down a whole ring of bologna or large stick of salami in 1 serving,  w/ out even cuting it. SHe's a "Health Care" Prof also.
Her husband is just as fat. The kids are also off to a good start.

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hahahaha are you saying that these whores hide their food in their hangbags and stuff themselfs in the toilet to avoid feeling guilty?

yes, they probably kneel in the toilet booth and unpack all their food and lay it on the toilet seat, and in the filthy toilet they stuff their throats and consume inhuman amounts of disgusting calories, grabbing the food with their chubby fingers, their fatty cheese smell mingling in perfect harmony with the stench of urine and fecal matter.

then they flush...and outside of the toilet loudly sigh "ohh that sallad was really yummy".

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Yup, I got a female cousin about 5'8" tall, shes got to be close to 300lbs. Just a Hog...
She hides taht sheit... Her brother says when shes home, she'll eat down a whole ring of bologna or large stick of salami in 1 serving,  w/ out even cuting it. SHe's a "Health Care" Prof also.
Her husband is just as fat. The kids are also off to a good start.

their kids are fucked.  They should just shoot a syringe of crisco into their hearts now and save everyone the trouble.
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Yup, I got a female cousin about 5'8" tall, shes got to be close to 300lbs. Just a Hog...
She hides taht sheit... Her brother says when shes home, she'll eat down a whole ring of bologna or large stick of salami in 1 serving,  w/ out even cuting it. SHe's a "Health Care" Prof also.
Her husband is just as fat. The kids are also off to a good start.

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hahahaha are you saying that these whores hide their food in their hangbags and stuff themselfs in the toilet to avoid feeling guilty?

hahaha, I think he's saying that these smelly whales don't take their handbag to the toilet because they are on their period!

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hahaha, I think he's saying that these smelly whales don't take their handbag to the toilet because they are on their period!

fucking disgusting..i can see one of those pigs..at home dressed in grease stained unwashed pyjamas infront of the TV with a table full of soda, pizza, sausages, candy, cookies...the sofa and table filthy with stains of food..sauce everywhere...chubby fingers stuffing their mouths..grease cascading down their multiple chins...small pig eyes peering out of a gigantic head, watching the ricky lane show

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yes, they probably kneel in the toilet booth and unpack all their food and lay it on the toilet seat, and in the filthy toilet they stuff their throats and consume inhuman amounts of disgusting calories, grabbing the food with their chubby fingers, their fatty cheese smell mingling in perfect harmony with the stench of urine and fecal matter.

then they flush...and outside of the toilet loudly sigh "ohh that sallad was really yummy".

Ya they hide it same as a drug addict or alcoholic. No damn differance.

Shit, they lock up drug users to protect them from themselves and to "save society various costs".
Well, they should do the same to The Hoggers... They are harming themself and others and costing us a bundle in health care costs. Wait till these new Hogger Mark IV moddles mature... Can you imagine how large?
They will need Hummer corp to build electric grocery fetching mobility carts. The ones they have today are allready too small for many current Hoggers. They kind of spill over the seats, out into the asile..

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Ya they hide it same as a drug addict or alcoholic. No damn differance.

Shit, they lock up drug users to protect them from themselves and to "save society various costs".
Well, they should do the same to The Hoggers... They are harming themself and others and costing us a bundle in health care costs. Wait till these new Hogger Mark IV moddles mature... Can you imagine how large?
They will need Hummer corp to build electric grocery fetching mobility carts. The ones they have today are allready too small for many current Hoggers. They kind of spill over the seats, out into the asile..

forget the terrorists, obesity and calories are killing america.

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I saw on some talk show, that overweight/obese people eat normally in front of people but they privately binge on food when no one is around, especially junk foods.  They have a psychological attachment to food and it gives them comfort and even a feeling of love and intimacy. They fill themselves up as much as they can. They dont tell people about it, it is like a seperate life.

I always used to think it was metabolism that determined why some people are fat, but its not, fat people eat secretly.

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I saw on some talk show, that overweight/obese people eat normally in front of people but they privately binge on food when no one is around, especially junk foods.  They have a psychological attachment to food and it gives them comfort and even a feeling of love and intimacy. They fill themselves up as much as they can. They dont tell people about it, it is like a seperate life.

I always used to think it was metabolism that determined why some people are fat, but its not, fat people eat secretly.

lol the classical metabolism bs...did that really fool you? these fat pigs, sit on TV and lie about only eating once per day...

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lol the classical metabolism bs...did that really fool you? these fat pigs, sit on TV and lie about only eating once per day...

hahaha

just saw on tyra or some talkshow which i cant remember.

fat girl crying in front of camera about how she is borned fat. how society discriminates her and how underpriviledged she is. how she has tried every diet and exercise routine but her metabolism keeps her from losing weight

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I saw on some talk show, that overweight/obese people eat normally in front of people but they privately binge on food when no one is around, especially junk foods.  They have a psychological attachment to food and it gives them comfort and even a feeling of love and intimacy. They fill themselves up as much as they can. They dont tell people about it, it is like a seperate life.

I always used to think it was metabolism that determined why some people are fat, but its not, fat people eat secretly.

hahaha, this is true. There is a 50 year old one that sits near my desk who has various weight related health problems, and all she eats in an eight hour day is a small container of diced cucumber/tomato with some ham and dressing (about 150 kcal). what's sad is that to be her size and not be able to lose weight, she must be eating around 3000-4000 kcal from 7pm to 11pm.