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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #250 on: September 17, 2007, 05:46:22 PM »
Melvin 'Vince' Goodrum, CSN MFT is the real thing. He represents the average schmo who trains at home and dreams about transcending his mediocre life by becoming a he-man. The old Weider ads were about blokes like Goodrum. That he can enter bodybuilding contests and select the right division so that he can win a trophy is proof the lad is serious. He dons his colourful, ill-fitting posing trunks and stands proud in the Junior or novice lineup in some hillbilly contest. When it is his turn to entertain the folk our hero, Goodrum, never fails to perform. The guy is a natural and puts 100% into his routine. You can tell because his face is distorted with both agony and effort when he hears the scoffs and laughing. He continues his routine and accepts his trophy with dignity and that is just about all that any of us can do. When his photos appear here on Getbig there is an outburst of derision. There are no blue stars but Melvin has a nice trophy for his effort because he almost died for you bitches. That he is 'competing' against another internet wannabe star is the stuff of legends. Never before in the history of bodybuilding has so much attention being diverted to so little in the way of quality physiques. These dudes are famous and rightly so. It takes buckets of nerve flavoured with a thickness that delights every gym goer. When they stand on stage they will bring the house down. Let us not deny them their 10 minutes of fame. We would be deprived of a magic moment if these two woke up and accepted reality. Every champion has to believe in himself and forge ahead. Goodrum is a gift to this community and I try to foster his strange destiny. Too bad he doesn't have some photos to flog at the MD booth after this historic showdown.


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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #251 on: September 17, 2007, 05:51:54 PM »
I am a hapless observer of the human condition. Dudes like Goodrum and Guns populate all gyms. These dreamers keep gyms in business. So who am I to knock their efforts. We were all beginners and I even envy these novices because at least they have deep motivations to keep training hard. After you win a national title a lot of that energy evaporates. Blessed are they who can't bench 400 pounds or win an open contest. They just don't know the gift that they have been given.

It would be fitting that this epic showdown be broadcast with the Olympia show as a special feature. 

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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #252 on: September 17, 2007, 06:51:06 PM »
Melvin 'Vince' Goodrum, CSN MFT is the real thing. He represents the average schmo who trains at home and dreams about transcending his mediocre life by becoming a he-man. The old Weider ads were about blokes like Goodrum. That he can enter bodybuilding contests and select the right division so that he can win a trophy is proof the lad is serious. He dons his colourful, ill-fitting posing trunks and stands proud in the Junior or novice lineup in some hillbilly contest. When it is his turn to entertain the folk our hero, Goodrum, never fails to perform. The guy is a natural and puts 100% into his routine. You can tell because his face is distorted with both agony and effort when he hears the scoffs and laughing. He continues his routine and accepts his trophy with dignity and that is just about all that any of us can do. When his photos appear here on Getbig there is an outburst of derision. There are no blue stars but Melvin has a nice trophy for his effort because he almost died for you bitches. That he is 'competing' against another internet wannabe star is the stuff of legends. Never before in the history of bodybuilding has so much attention being diverted to so little in the way of quality physiques. These dudes are famous and rightly so. It takes buckets of nerve flavoured with a thickness that delights every gym goer. When they stand on stage they will bring the house down. Let us not deny them their 10 minutes of fame. We would be deprived of a magic moment if these two woke up and accepted reality. Every champion has to believe in himself and forge ahead. Goodrum is a gift to this community and I try to foster his strange destiny. Too bad he doesn't have some photos to flog at the MD booth after this historic showdown.

 ;D ;D ;D Nice. I eagerly await a rebuttal.
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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #253 on: September 17, 2007, 07:06:45 PM »
Talked to Ron today.  He will be there to help judge at High-Noon on friday.  Vince/Billy, it is on like donkey kong ;)

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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #254 on: September 17, 2007, 07:33:15 PM »
How can Ron even hope to be impartial to judge such an important contest with Getbig's favourite son, Vince G, competing? Goodrum has a visibility that even Ron should acknowledge and award him his rightful blue stars.

I suggest the contest organizers include the Goodrum showdown as a highlight of the Olympia offering and broadcast it to all and sundry. Let the audience applause settle who is the superior wannabe. I nominate Ron to raise the hand of the victor since he represents the stellar flotsam of the internet.

Any tie or dispute will be settled by Goatboy. What could be fairer than that?

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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #255 on: September 19, 2007, 09:32:54 AM »

And, who the fuck are you???    ;D

listen closely vince vagina - cock sucking nobody.

i'm someone who actually works out with weights, that makes me > you

i think i was wrong saying try powerlifting, try ping pong instead.
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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #256 on: September 19, 2007, 09:40:24 AM »
We were all beginners and I even envy these novices because at least they have deep motivations to keep training hard.

novices - yes
training hard - no

have you seen theirs pics.

vince vagina used tren to get that look hahahahahahahah and god know what silly guns took - high strength estrogen perhaps?
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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #257 on: September 19, 2007, 12:58:44 PM »
listen closely vince vagina - cock sucking nobody.

i'm someone who actually works out with weights, that makes me > you

i think i was wrong saying try powerlifting, try ping pong instead.


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Re: ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?
« Reply #258 on: September 19, 2007, 01:32:22 PM »
They should invite Dreamer and Mower as well.
Both look better than goodrum and billy.

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ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #259 on: September 19, 2007, 04:37:50 PM »
COME VISIT ME HATERS AT THE VITAMIN SHOP BOOTH !!!  COME HATERS COME ALL !

I RUN NY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #260 on: September 19, 2007, 04:42:21 PM »
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #261 on: September 19, 2007, 04:43:08 PM »
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #262 on: September 19, 2007, 04:43:30 PM »
LMAO !!! THATS FUNNY

COME SEE ME AT THE O !! BIATCH

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #263 on: September 19, 2007, 04:44:59 PM »
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #264 on: September 19, 2007, 04:45:08 PM »
COME VISIT ME HATERS AT THE VITAMIN SHOP BOOTH !!!  COME HATERS COME ALL !

I RUN NY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/derekanthony250

Derek, when are you going to compete in a bodybuilding show...instead of just walking around the expo "talking mad game"?

also technically long island isn't considered all of NY
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #265 on: September 19, 2007, 04:45:56 PM »
Hahahahah:  DELETE.  :D

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #266 on: September 19, 2007, 04:46:13 PM »
also why did Billy Guns have the feeling that you betrayed him? care to explain?
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #267 on: September 19, 2007, 04:47:25 PM »
Are you a successful person Derek?? If yes in what kind of business??

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #268 on: September 19, 2007, 04:47:28 PM »
hahaha, so you admit that you wear women's panties for your tricks, hahahhaa.....BOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMM, monster 60 pound db presses. ;D

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #269 on: September 19, 2007, 04:49:12 PM »
Derek, you are really sad.

There are REAL bodybuilders out there who compete in REAL bodybuilding competitions (not stripping in gay clubs) and place very high that own the living jeeezus out of you... You think you're so cool. Show us where you can place at the Junior Nats?

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #270 on: September 19, 2007, 04:49:41 PM »
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #271 on: September 19, 2007, 04:50:12 PM »
 ;D
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #272 on: September 19, 2007, 04:50:22 PM »
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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #273 on: September 19, 2007, 04:53:42 PM »
Derek, when are you going to compete in a bodybuilding show...instead of just walking around the expo "talking mad game"?

also technically long island isn't considered all of NY

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Re: ILL SEE YOU VINCE GOODSHIT AT THE MR O!!!!
« Reply #274 on: September 19, 2007, 04:54:42 PM »
I LIVE IN MANHATTAN DUMB ASS!

I MAKE $$ I DONT WANT TO COMPETE FOR WHAT ?? A DUMB TROPHY FUCK THAT ! ILL LIVE LONGER

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