How can Ron even hope to be impartial to judge such an important contest with Getbig's favourite son, Vince G, competing? Goodrum has a visibility that even Ron should acknowledge and award him his rightful blue stars.
I suggest the contest organizers include the Goodrum showdown as a highlight of the Olympia offering and broadcast it to all and sundry. Let the audience applause settle who is the superior wannabe. I nominate Ron to raise the hand of the victor since he represents the stellar flotsam of the internet.
Any tie or dispute will be settled by Goatboy. What could be fairer than that?