ALRI sponsors $1,000 Posedown: Billy vs. Vince vs. DA?

[Get Rowdy]

Tell him no and that he needs to quit jacking off to Disney cartoons

These important questions must be asked, since you don't seem to realise that this ALRi posedown is just a reason for people to laugh at two delusional fools.   

[Vince B]

Hey, Melvin, you must be pretty popular in your neck of the woods. Get your gal to take a photo of your prize-winning physique with the lake in the background. Should be a classic. Glad to hear you are set up for life and smelling the roses, as it were. Who is looking after your warehouse?

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

lol im not a fagbodybuilder.  I lift for strength and i would wreck you in the gym. 

You lift for strength.  So you're content with being a fat bastard...OK....

[danielson]

Vince, can we see a pic of your girl? I bet she's hot as fuck.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

These important questions must be asked, since you don't seem to realise that this ALRi posedown is just a reason for people to laugh at two delusional fools.   

Well, of course I realize that.  Its a side show. 

The reason its taking place because everyone wants to see me and Billy Guns compare poses because everyone wants to see who looks more fucked up....no question about it. 

Its all about entertainment folks.  That's it

[Kegdrainer]

You lift for strength.  So you're content with being a fat bastard...OK....

you look like a chewed up 5 pound bag of tootsie rolls.  I could lay on my barbeque for 15 minutes, flip over and burn for another 15 and still look better than you.
you say youre 30, why do you look 42 and more ashy than ground zero?

[Vince B]

Hey, Vince G, show us a photo of you and your gal. Trust you to make the most of a desperate situtation. That woman saved your sorry ass!

Can anyone order products from Caliber if they live out of the country?

[The Ugly]

I can NOT believe the lean muscle mass you have put on in such a short time. Vince, tell me that shit ain't Photoshopped.

Suggestion: Stop training calves immediately. Trademark is one thing, but they're starting to throw off your balance.

Congrats on the $2k, or whatever. Done deal.

[Hedgehog]

chuckle...I'm 30 years old and I don't need to impress anyone.  I do miss my apartment in Greenville, SC but believe me, its worth being out here.  I can take my laptop and do my work out on the lake, catch some freshwater trout, and head home to cook it up.  Believe me, its all good

Nothing beats the outdoors bro.

Vince "Rambo" Goodrum

[Vince B]

Melvin has a gift in making even personal disasters sound like he is on vacation. I suppose he is on the dole and living off some hot babe who is renting a trailer for Melvin and her 3 kids. No wonder he is down by the lake with his laptop conducting his Caliber business. The guy is the epitome of evolution when you think of survival.

[Kegdrainer]

im willing to bet money that vince's "woman" is white, and has a bigger waist and more backhair than onlyme.

[Vince B]

I'd pay to see Goodrum in 'trouble' on Jerry Springer trying to clear his name with some hussies he betrayed. Would it get any better than that? Yep, when he told them he lived in a trailer in South Carolina! The hillbilly music would come on and everyone would have a hoot. I swear this fair dinkum bloke called Melvin Goodrum is a godsend to this community.

Come to think of it, how is the course going Melvin? Hope to see more letters after that famous Vince G CSN MFT name. Just don't be conned by any of those on line get-a-degree scams. You know you want one but the lads here would tar and feather you unless you earned it.

Oh, about the upcoming showdown. I hope security will be alert to Onlyme having that fart machine. God help Melvin if he uses it while in that posedown with Billy Guns!!! Bring your cameras, folks, this will be a memorable day.

[Mr. Cortisol]

Wait, I announced this 2 days early.  Sorry.  See you thursday!

[Vince B]

Just for that here is another Goodrum photo.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I personally don't think he'll show up ... just my 2 cents. 

[Mr. Cortisol]

vince and true adonis hanging out!

[Vince B]

Come on, Goodrum has a sense of humour. It will be his 15 minutes of fame. Maybe Onlyme can send some pizza to his room. You guys got to chip in and help Melvin who is a bit down on his luck lately.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

I can NOT believe the lean muscle mass you have put on in such a short time. Vince, tell me that shit ain't Photoshopped.

Suggestion: Stop training calves immediately. Trademark is one thing, but they're starting to throw off your balance.

Congrats on the $2k, or whatever. Done deal.

I don't photoshop and actually its still not showing the true size of my back and biceps.  I take practice pictures like this to see what I need to do to improve for any event. 

Since there wasn't that much time to prep and come in contest condition, I simply kept to the game plan and made sure I would overpower Guns with my size and shape which I was going to do anyway.


He's been posing with his legs covered up because they are skinny and bony and the only reason his arms looked big on his site were because they were photoshopped. 

Billy Guns can't use photoshop when we are standing next to each other and it will be obvious as to who is the bigger and better bodybuilder.  I have mass with class and he doesn't.  He may come in better condition but after seeing his Atlantic City pictures, I'd doubt it.  He was fatter than me and there's no way he can drop that much weight in short time without losing a ton of muscle.


He's finished

[corinth]

I don't photoshop and actually its still not showing the true size of my back and biceps.  I take practice pictures like this to see what I need to do to improve for any event. 

Since there wasn't that much time to prep and come in contest condition, I simply kept to the game plan and made sure I would overpower Guns with my size and shape which I was going to do anyway.


He's been posing with his legs covered up because they are skinny and bony and the only reason his arms looked big on his site were because they were photoshopped. 

Billy Guns can't use photoshop when we are standing next to each other and it will be obvious as to who is the bigger and better bodybuilder.  I have mass with class and he doesn't.  He may come in better condition but after seeing his Atlantic City pictures, I'd doubt it.  He was fatter than me and there's no way he can drop that much weight in short time without losing a ton of muscle.


He's finished

 

[Hedgehog]

I don't photoshop and actually its still not showing the true size of my back and biceps.  I take practice pictures like this to see what I need to do to improve for any event. 

Since there wasn't that much time to prep and come in contest condition, I simply kept to the game plan and made sure I would overpower Guns with my size and shape which I was going to do anyway.


He's been posing with his legs covered up because they are skinny and bony and the only reason his arms looked big on his site were because they were photoshopped. 

Billy Guns can't use photoshop when we are standing next to each other and it will be obvious as to who is the bigger and better bodybuilder.  I have mass with class and he doesn't.  He may come in better condition but after seeing his Atlantic City pictures, I'd doubt it.  He was fatter than me and there's no way he can drop that much weight in short time without losing a ton of muscle.


He's finished

Why don't you seriously try to cut up?

Look at The Leafy Bug. He got really ripped at his first attempt.

What is stopping you?

[G o a t b o y]

I don't photoshop and actually its still not showing the true size of my back and biceps.  I take practice pictures like this to see what I need to do to improve for any event. 

Since there wasn't that much time to prep and come in contest condition, I simply kept to the game plan and made sure I would overpower Guns with my size and shape which I was going to do anyway.


He's been posing with his legs covered up because they are skinny and bony and the only reason his arms looked big on his site were because they were photoshopped. 

Billy Guns can't use photoshop when we are standing next to each other and it will be obvious as to who is the bigger and better bodybuilder.  I have mass with class and he doesn't.  He may come in better condition but after seeing his Atlantic City pictures, I'd doubt it.  He was fatter than me and there's no way he can drop that much weight in short time without losing a ton of muscle.


He's finished

You've never been in "contest condition" in your life.  Yes, you undoubtedly have more muscle than Billy (but then so does an Ethiopian), but until you get gyno surgery and actually get down to single digit bf%, the contest is a real toss-up.

[jaejonna]

That pic is obviously photoshopped....believe me, i know!! 

Look at that line in your 'back' ..hahahha

busted

[WhiteCastle]

Scrounging protein out of the lake...classic. 

 

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

I'm not sure but according to these records, he finished last.  The person he's claiming to have beaten Nick Guadagno was competing in the Master's Division. 


Now he could have done both events but its obvious that he signed up for the Master's Division


Billy Guns was Last Place.....


http://insidebodybuilding.blogspot.com/2007/05/2007-npc-long-island-bodybuilding.html

[Triple-H_2005]

 So you're content with being a fat bastard...OK....

Wait.  You're calling someone "fat"?