Guess whose BIO

[whateva]

      I was born in Southern California a few years back.  From the time I took my first breathe of fresh air, things were different.  I was adopted when I was 3 days old. ....  .......I have always been very athletic.  I took ballet from 3rd grade till about 5th grade.  I was very much into gymnastics and won a contest when I was in Junior High.  I was the only kid who could do an Iron Cross or Giant.
 
 

  I was very good.  You can ask anyone who saw me play.  I had a great arm and hit the ball a mile......   .....was one of those who had all the natural talent to do anything physical or athletic but didn’t think about the other stuff that is needed to make it to the pros........

 

During the summer right out of high school I played in a Summer League with the Minnesota Twins.....    ...... I was better than any of those guys there, but back then it just didn't happen that way.  After, about 6 weeks or so of hanging around and playing for nothing, I went home.  After that I went to Harbor Junior College to keep playing baseball to try and get a pro contract. 

 



 

Me and my mom were never very close.  Hearing the words “I love you” was very rare and I can't at this time not remember once ever being told that by my parents.   I’m sure they did though.  I had a brother growing who was Mr. Perfect.  He did everything great.....


 

Well I still didn’t get a contract and ended up painting houses for a while.  I played one more summer with the Oakland A’s summer team and got hurt and finally figured I will never play pro ball. ...................    .  Well one day a beautiful girl wanted to come home with me.  I always said no to girls coming over cause I didn’t have a place to live.  Well this girl was so pretty and nice I ended up finally getting my own apartment.

 


 

  I ended up benching 500 and this was 100% drug free.....         ....... always told me I should compete in bodybuilding and powerlifting at the same time.  He said I could be champion in both and that has never been done in the same year....       . ......... It was pretty neat knowing that just about anywhere I went whether it was watching a movie or going to dinner, I knew I was the strongest guy in the place.

 

I was strongest in 1986 when I bench pressed 585 (Raw), barbell curled 315 for 4 to 6 reps, dumbbell curls with 130 lbs., sets of behind the neck presses of 315 for 8 to 10 reps.  My neck, upper arm and calves all measured 21".  At 300 lbs. I had a 37" waist and 58" chest and was 62" around my shoulders.  I never had a six-pack, but I did get it up to a four-pack.  .  Even as big as I was I was still very limber.  I could still do full splits and sit in a theater and put one leg behind my head. 

 

 



 

I have been lucky enough to meet, work and become friends with many celebrities and sports heroes.  Some of them include, Muhammad Ali, Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone, Leslie Nielson, Steve Carlton, Dr. J, Rick Barry, Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Whitney Houston, Akebono, Catherine Bach, Jake LaMotta, Richard Roundtree, Mike Tyson, Jean Claude VanDamme, Richard Kiel,, Susan Anton, Arnold Schwarzenegger and many more.

 

 

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[dr.chimps]

Has to be Only's.

[whateva]

Has to be Only's.

fuck

[chaos]

fuck

haha

[saucetradomous]

I can't wait for the book

[Bastygone]

Is he writing a book?

[onlyme]

that guy sounds awesome.  i bet he is a great guy.  sounds like he is fat now though. 

[danielson]

that guy sounds awesome.  i bet he is a great guy.  sounds like he is fat now though. 

Do you really weigh 300 pounds Keith? How much do you weigh?

[SirTraps]

This guy sounds like a world class Bullshitter, he makes Joe Isuzu look like Mother Theresa.   

[onlyme]

This guy sounds like a world class Bullshitter, he makes Joe Isuzu look like Mother Theresa.   

Really jerkoff, show me one place where I look that way.  Are you too one of those morons who has never done anything in his life and live in a place where going to the family reunion is your highlight of your life and the only place you can pick up chicks.  I swear I never knew there were so many people like you out there.  You guys really do make me look like I have done something.  God my friends blow me away in achievements and make me look bad.  Now I know how it feels.  You guys just make me look awesome by thinking I make this stuff up.  I love it yet I pity you and the others who think this way.  It's like if you haven't read about it or seen it on the internet then it can't be true.  Yet I post pics and have others back me up and idiotic morons like you still act jealous and try to call me on it.  I love it.  Man you guys lead a boring life.

[onlyme]

And I was wondering why whateva all of a sudden in coming down on me.  he won an internet event and had to cover his face and make up a name.  What was he afraid of.  before Getbig not one person knew who he was and still not many do.  you guys are in the prime of your life and you haven't done shit.  get out there and do something.  soon you are going to be to old and instead of being able to have some memories and stories you tell you are going to sitting there with your finger up your ass trying to figure out why you are a failure.  I can't see how people here can be so jealous and judgemental on people who at least once in their life did something.  Oh well very sad.  And please, lets see who comes in first with the "meltdown" remark.  God at least come up with something knew.

[chaos]

onlyme, seriously, I enjoy your stories and posts, find most of them interesting.

on that note, you seem to be reacting very angrily at some posts on here directed at you, why?

are you dieting?

[Big N]

    I was born in Southern California a few years back.  From the time I took my first breathe of fresh air, things were different.  I was adopted when I was 3 days old. ....  .......I have always been very athletic.  I took ballet from 3rd grade till about 5th grade.  I was very much into gymnastics and won a contest when I was in Junior High.  I was the only kid who could do an Iron Cross or Giant.
 
 

  I was very good.  You can ask anyone who saw me play.  I had a great arm and hit the ball a mile......   .....was one of those who had all the natural talent to do anything physical or athletic but didn’t think about the other stuff that is needed to make it to the pros........

 

During the summer right out of high school I played in a Summer League with the Minnesota Twins.....    ...... I was better than any of those guys there, but back then it just didn't happen that way.  After, about 6 weeks or so of hanging around and playing for nothing, I went home.  After that I went to Harbor Junior College to keep playing baseball to try and get a pro contract. 

 



 

Me and my mom were never very close.  Hearing the words “I love you” was very rare and I can't at this time not remember once ever being told that by my parents.   I’m sure they did though.  I had a brother growing who was Mr. Perfect.  He did everything great.....


 

Well I still didn’t get a contract and ended up painting houses for a while.  I played one more summer with the Oakland A’s summer team and got hurt and finally figured I will never play pro ball. ...................    .  Well one day a beautiful girl wanted to come home with me.  I always said no to girls coming over cause I didn’t have a place to live.  Well this girl was so pretty and nice I ended up finally getting my own apartment.

 


 

  I ended up benching 500 and this was 100% drug free.....         ....... always told me I should compete in bodybuilding and powerlifting at the same time.  He said I could be champion in both and that has never been done in the same year....       . ......... It was pretty neat knowing that just about anywhere I went whether it was watching a movie or going to dinner, I knew I was the strongest guy in the place.

 

I was strongest in 1986 when I bench pressed 585 (Raw), barbell curled 315 for 4 to 6 reps, dumbbell curls with 130 lbs., sets of behind the neck presses of 315 for 8 to 10 reps.  My neck, upper arm and calves all measured 21".  At 300 lbs. I had a 37" waist and 58" chest and was 62" around my shoulders.  I never had a six-pack, but I did get it up to a four-pack.  .  Even as big as I was I was still very limber.  I could still do full splits and sit in a theater and put one leg behind my head. 

 

 



 

I have been lucky enough to meet, work and become friends with many celebrities and sports heroes.  Some of them include, Muhammad Ali, Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone, Leslie Nielson, Steve Carlton, Dr. J, Rick Barry, Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Whitney Houston, Akebono, Catherine Bach, Jake LaMotta, Richard Roundtree, Mike Tyson, Jean Claude VanDamme, Richard Kiel,, Susan Anton, Arnold Schwarzenegger and many more.

 

 

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Chinaman, that's not cool. Why don't you bring your oldman into this so we could rip him a new asshole

[whateva]

And I was wondering why whateva all of a sudden in coming down on me.  he won an internet event and had to cover his face and make up a name.  What was he afraid of.  before Getbig not one person knew who he was and still not many do.  you guys are in the prime of your life and you haven't done shit.  get out there and do something.  soon you are going to be to old and instead of being able to have some memories and stories you tell you are going to sitting there with your finger up your ass trying to figure out why you are a failure.  I can't see how people here can be so jealous and judgemental on people who at least once in their life did something.  Oh well very sad.  And please, lets see who comes in first with the "meltdown" remark.  God at least come up with something knew.

Easy man, I wasn't coming down on you ,I didn't say nothing bad about you ,I just started a thread ,you wrote that "bio"  .Why are you getting mad at me         PS :don't be so sensitive

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I was strongest in 1986 when I bench pressed 585 (Raw), barbell curled 315 for 4 to 6 reps, dumbbell curls with 130 lbs., sets of behind the neck presses of 315 for 8 to 10 reps.

Bullshit.

[SS]

Easy man, I wasn't coming down on you ,I didn't say nothing bad about you ,I just started a thread ,you wrote that "bio"  .Why are you getting mad at me         PS :don't be so sensitive

People get very defensive when they get older and insecure with themselves.

[onlyme]

onlyme, seriously, I enjoy your stories and posts, find most of them interesting.

on that note, you seem to be reacting very angrily at some posts on here directed at you, why?

are you dieting?

If you saw me the last thing you would think of is dieting.  Not sure why I get so defensive.  Squadpussy has so many accounts on here and all he does is put down people.  I have sat back and watched him do this for along time.  He used to PM me ask me questions and we were cool.  Then he attacked Stuntmovie and that set me off.  For some reason I get very pissed at people who make fun off others who have done something in their lives even if it was for a short time or whatever yet they have to put up with kids who have done nothing in their life.  Back in my day that never or very rarely happened cause if you were a man you would say it to the guys face and then you would either get you ass kicked or or you would kick ass.  No hiding behind a computer screen.  This day and age allows little boys some power.  The can act anyway they want with no repercussions. I am still getting used to that.  I could really care less either way.

Just wait till after the Olympia.  I am going to get so much shit thrown at me here but I will really have to have thick skin.  The word "fat" and "fatass" is going to burn up the server here.  But, thats what I need I guess.  But the Olympia is also the start of my hopeful start back to getting in shape.  I have talked so much about here for the past couple years but I just can't do it here in Hawaii.  I don't like it here anymore (on the Big Island).  I have got lazy and bored.  All that led to was more eating and sleeping out at the pool.  Vegas will change me I know.  I got an awesome personal trainer who is going to make sure I get off my fat ass, back in the gym and in shape.  I can't wait.  I am truly sick of being fat.  I have a new business we are starting and next year planning to travel alot with it. 

I weigh 200 lbs more than I am used to.  Do the math.  I want to lose at least 100 to 150 by the Arnold next year.  So I guess we'll see.  But, I have done well in the past and at least I have that.  I have a feeling though the near future is going to be a lot better.  And you think I name drop now, wait till I get back into the mix of things.  Till then though Squad and the others can flame away with the fat jokes cause I deserve 100% of them.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I weigh 200 lbs more than I am used to.  Do the math. 

300 + 200 = 500

 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

And I was wondering why whateva all of a sudden in coming down on me.  he won an internet event and had to cover his face and make up a name.  What was he afraid of.  before Getbig not one person knew who he was and still not many do.  you guys are in the prime of your life and you haven't done shit.  get out there and do something.  soon you are going to be to old and instead of being able to have some memories and stories you tell you are going to sitting there with your finger up your ass trying to figure out why you are a failure.  I can't see how people here can be so jealous and judgemental on people who at least once in their life did something.  Oh well very sad.  And please, lets see who comes in first with the "meltdown" remark.  God at least come up with something knew.

The word "meltdown" does not even begin to describe this mess.

[onlyme]

The word "meltdown" does not even begin to describe this mess.

hahahaha Son I don't meltdown.  I have done and been through too much to meltdown.  You on the other hand (king if self-ownage) melts down with nealry every post cause you show how insecure you are by having to attempt to put down others to make you feel better about your sad self.  Now that is a meltdown and you do it everyday.  Suck it up an be a man, not a fruit tart. hahaha

[onlyme]

The word "meltdown" does not even begin to describe this mess.

hahaah you are up all night on here.  You are quite the acheiver

[MAXX]

why do you need a personal trainer? 

you have been into bodybuilding for 20+ years no?

shouldn't you be able to diet and get in shape by yourself then?

[saucetradomous]

Keith you've been using this spider bite thing as an excuse/crutch for far too long... It's time to get your ass to the gym and loose that extra weight.  Good luck!

[Hedgehog]

I'm genuinely worried about the big guy.

I wish he would start the diet today, instead of putting it off for sometime in the future.

It's a matter of life or death at those poundages.

[saucetradomous]

I'm genuinely worried about the big guy.

I wish he would start the diet today, instead of putting it off for sometime in the future.

It's a matter of life or death at those poundages.

Yeah He's a good guy... He's like a big Hamster.  He just needs a Giant running wheel