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[danielson]

300 + 200 = 500

 

500 pounds! Tell me it isn't true Keith. Can you still get out of bed? Do your day to day activities?

[The Squadfather]

    I was born in Southern California a few years back.  From the time I took my first breathe of fresh air, things were different.  I was adopted when I was 3 days old. ....  .......I have always been very athletic.  I took ballet from 3rd grade till about 5th grade.  I was very much into gymnastics and won a contest when I was in Junior High.  I was the only kid who could do an Iron Cross or Giant.
 
 

  I was very good.  You can ask anyone who saw me play.  I had a great arm and hit the ball a mile......   .....was one of those who had all the natural talent to do anything physical or athletic but didn’t think about the other stuff that is needed to make it to the pros........

 

During the summer right out of high school I played in a Summer League with the Minnesota Twins.....    ...... I was better than any of those guys there, but back then it just didn't happen that way.  After, about 6 weeks or so of hanging around and playing for nothing, I went home.  After that I went to Harbor Junior College to keep playing baseball to try and get a pro contract. 

 



 

Me and my mom were never very close.  Hearing the words “I love you” was very rare and I can't at this time not remember once ever being told that by my parents.   I’m sure they did though.  I had a brother growing who was Mr. Perfect.  He did everything great.....


 

Well I still didn’t get a contract and ended up painting houses for a while.  I played one more summer with the Oakland A’s summer team and got hurt and finally figured I will never play pro ball. ...................    .  Well one day a beautiful girl wanted to come home with me.  I always said no to girls coming over cause I didn’t have a place to live.  Well this girl was so pretty and nice I ended up finally getting my own apartment.

 


 

  I ended up benching 500 and this was 100% drug free.....         ....... always told me I should compete in bodybuilding and powerlifting at the same time.  He said I could be champion in both and that has never been done in the same year....       . ......... It was pretty neat knowing that just about anywhere I went whether it was watching a movie or going to dinner, I knew I was the strongest guy in the place.

 

I was strongest in 1986 when I bench pressed 585 (Raw), barbell curled 315 for 4 to 6 reps, dumbbell curls with 130 lbs., sets of behind the neck presses of 315 for 8 to 10 reps.  My neck, upper arm and calves all measured 21".  At 300 lbs. I had a 37" waist and 58" chest and was 62" around my shoulders.  I never had a six-pack, but I did get it up to a four-pack.  .  Even as big as I was I was still very limber.  I could still do full splits and sit in a theater and put one leg behind my head. 

 

 



 

I have been lucky enough to meet, work and become friends with many celebrities and sports heroes.  Some of them include, Muhammad Ali, Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone, Leslie Nielson, Steve Carlton, Dr. J, Rick Barry, Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Whitney Houston, Akebono, Catherine Bach, Jake LaMotta, Richard Roundtree, Mike Tyson, Jean Claude VanDamme, Richard Kiel,, Susan Anton, Arnold Schwarzenegger and many more.

 

 

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biggest bunch of bullshit i've ever read.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

hahaah you are up all night on here.  You are quite the acheiver

hahaha, you idiot, you just responded TWICE to my same post.  We call that a "double post meltdown"

[nycbull]

And I was wondering why whateva all of a sudden in coming down on me.  he won an internet event and had to cover his face and make up a name.  What was he afraid of.  before Getbig not one person knew who he was and still not many do.  you guys are in the prime of your life and you haven't done shit.  get out there and do something.  soon you are going to be to old and instead of being able to have some memories and stories you tell you are going to sitting there with your finger up your ass trying to figure out why you are a failure.  I can't see how people here can be so jealous and judgemental on people who at least once in their life did something.  Oh well very sad.  And please, lets see who comes in first with the "meltdown" remark.  God at least come up with something knew.

good post

[Barbarian]

    I was born in Southern California a few years back.  From the time I took my first breathe of fresh air, things were different.  I was adopted when I was 3 days old. ....  .......I have always been very athletic.  I took ballet from 3rd grade till about 5th grade.  I was very much into gymnastics and won a contest when I was in Junior High.  I was the only kid who could do an Iron Cross or Giant.
 
 

  I was very good.  You can ask anyone who saw me play.  I had a great arm and hit the ball a mile......   .....was one of those who had all the natural talent to do anything physical or athletic but didn’t think about the other stuff that is needed to make it to the pros........

 

During the summer right out of high school I played in a Summer League with the Minnesota Twins.....    ...... I was better than any of those guys there, but back then it just didn't happen that way.  After, about 6 weeks or so of hanging around and playing for nothing, I went home.  After that I went to Harbor Junior College to keep playing baseball to try and get a pro contract. 

 



 

Me and my mom were never very close.  Hearing the words “I love you” was very rare and I can't at this time not remember once ever being told that by my parents.   I’m sure they did though.  I had a brother growing who was Mr. Perfect.  He did everything great.....


 

Well I still didn’t get a contract and ended up painting houses for a while.  I played one more summer with the Oakland A’s summer team and got hurt and finally figured I will never play pro ball. ...................    .  Well one day a beautiful girl wanted to come home with me.  I always said no to girls coming over cause I didn’t have a place to live.  Well this girl was so pretty and nice I ended up finally getting my own apartment.

 


 

  I ended up benching 500 and this was 100% drug free.....         ....... always told me I should compete in bodybuilding and powerlifting at the same time.  He said I could be champion in both and that has never been done in the same year....       . ......... It was pretty neat knowing that just about anywhere I went whether it was watching a movie or going to dinner, I knew I was the strongest guy in the place.

 

I was strongest in 1986 when I bench pressed 585 (Raw), barbell curled 315 for 4 to 6 reps, dumbbell curls with 130 lbs., sets of behind the neck presses of 315 for 8 to 10 reps.  My neck, upper arm and calves all measured 21".  At 300 lbs. I had a 37" waist and 58" chest and was 62" around my shoulders.  I never had a six-pack, but I did get it up to a four-pack.  .  Even as big as I was I was still very limber.  I could still do full splits and sit in a theater and put one leg behind my head. 

 

 



 

I have been lucky enough to meet, work and become friends with many celebrities and sports heroes.  Some of them include, Muhammad Ali, Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone, Leslie Nielson, Steve Carlton, Dr. J, Rick Barry, Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Whitney Houston, Akebono, Catherine Bach, Jake LaMotta, Richard Roundtree, Mike Tyson, Jean Claude VanDamme, Richard Kiel,, Susan Anton, Arnold Schwarzenegger and many more.

 

 

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[The Squadfather]

hahahahahhahaaa, classic.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Really jerkoff, show me one place where I look that way.  Are you too one of those morons who has never done anything in his life and live in a place where going to the family reunion is your highlight of your life and the only place you can pick up chicks.  I swear I never knew there were so many people like you out there.  You guys really do make me look like I have done something.  God my friends blow me away in achievements and make me look bad.  Now I know how it feels.  You guys just make me look awesome by thinking I make this stuff up.  I love it yet I pity you and the others who think this way.  It's like if you haven't read about it or seen it on the internet then it can't be true.  Yet I post pics and have others back me up and idiotic morons like you still act jealous and try to call me on it.  I love it.  Man you guys lead a boring life.

 

[CQ]

And I was wondering why whateva all of a sudden in coming down on me.  he won an internet event and had to cover his face and make up a name.  What was he afraid of.  before Getbig not one person knew who he was and still not many do.  you guys are in the prime of your life and you haven't done shit.  get out there and do something.  soon you are going to be to old and instead of being able to have some memories and stories you tell you are going to sitting there with your finger up your ass trying to figure out why you are a failure.  I can't see how people here can be so jealous and judgemental on people who at least once in their life did something.  Oh well very sad.  And please, lets see who comes in first with the "meltdown" remark.  God at least come up with something knew.

Onlyme, you're a very witty guy and I enjoy most of your posts but please don't make the assumption that just because people don't post about it they haven't done interesting things. I've done, seen, and accomplished much in my life as I am sure many others here have as well but we just may not post about it all the time. You're a nice guy, I honestly think your weight is really getting to you - I know the feeling I was once 100lbs overweight myself - but for you to drop it you need to kill any and all excuses and start. Start now man.....diet today, there is nothing stopping you. I mean no offense fyi, and best of luck with it all.

[danielson]

Don`t worry at all about it my friend.  I am on your side here.  How many people here are living in Hawaii in a very affluent part?  We both know the answer to that.  Don`t listen to these fools, especially the one who started this thread.

You should help him TA. He is rich, he could fly you out and you could get him in shape. It would make a great story. Using your tried and true methods how long do you think you could melt 200 pounds off of him?

[figgs]

What a sad story. A life dedicated to physical excellence (but no accomplishments) and now he has to go to the gym to save his own life. Sad, indeed.

[The Squadfather]

What a sad story. A life dedicated to physical excellence (but no accomplishments) and now he has to go to the gym to save his own life. Sad, indeed.

onlyme is the definition of the term internet warrior, he's a "man" who has dome nothing in his pathetic 48 years of life and never will.

[pushinweight]

Keith don't worry about these guys.  So you're fat now, get your ass back in the gym, train and get back into shape.  This is just the internet and 99% of the guys on here who talk shit are just little boys who have to hide to talk shit.  See you at the Olympia, fuck you must be huge now.  But fuck it.  Get back in the gym

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I still can't believe KEith let himself go so much that he's up to 500 lbs now.  All ribbing aside, the guy's gotta have some serious emotional problems to let him get THAT out of control.

[danielson]

I still can't believe KEith let himself go so much that he's up to 500 lbs now.  All ribbing aside, the guy's gotta have some serious emotional problems to let him get THAT out of control.

I still have a hard time believing he is 500 pounds. Doctors scales don't go that high, so I think he is guessing.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I still have a hard time believing he is 500 pounds. Doctors scales don't go that high, so I think he is guessing.

I hope for his sake he's not 500 yet.  Just to put it in perspective, here is a 500 lb man.

[danielson]

I hope for his sake he's not 500 yet.  Just to put it in perspective, here is a 500 lb man.

No way he is that big. Hey Keith, how about a pic?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

No way he is that big. Hey Keith, how about a pic?

I saw a leg pic of his a long time ago and it was pretty chunky.  I'd say it would pass for the leg of a 400+ lb man easily.

[danielson]

I saw a leg pic of his a long time ago and it was pretty chunky.  I'd say it would pass for the leg of a 400+ lb man easily.

Poor guy, no wonder he is always so grumpy lately.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Poor guy, no wonder he is always so grumpy lately.

Yeah, you know you always hear fat people say "it's not the outside that counts, but who you are on the inside".  Problem is, 99% of obese people are miserable shitheads on the inside because they're miserable about their weight.  I suspect Keith falls into that category.

[danielson]

Yeah, you know you always hear fat people say "it's not the outside that counts, but who you are on the inside".  Problem is, 99% of obese people are miserable shitheads on the inside because they're miserable about their weight.  I suspect Keith falls into that category.

He should have never fucked over Eddie Braun.