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Camel Jockey

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Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« on: September 16, 2007, 05:08:50 PM »
For the following characters:

For Bluto: A new keyboard, as 17,000 posts must've taken its toll.

For DA: Some new dildos.

For Scott Markey: a session with Dr. Phil about hiding who you are and confessions.

For Jaejonna: a minor, no credit class on how to better use Adobe Photoshop.

Arvilla: A pair of wheels, abs.. So pretty much going back in time and selecting a different guy for his mother to fuck at a Motel 6. We'll be needing to get him a time machine.

Toxy/Proteinfarts: Rehab, an ass kicking.

Kamali: application for his state's food stamp program, as donations from mommy and daddy must be running low.

Milos: Klass Helman & Ross Attorneys
 
(310) 277-2224
 
113 W Amerige Ave, Fullerton, CA 92832

For when the DEA comes knocking.

Pumpster: Public housing applications, as well as food stamp applications.. And let's start our own charity for the Bowflex master.

Ron: A fucking excel spreadsheet with calorie consumption records updated daily, so he can see how little will power he has when you consider what profession he works in.

Slin1: Some codine, as I hear he's going into withdrawl.

Alex23: bronkaid, an espresso machine and some bayer.. Leaner, the guy would destroy everyone here.

Xerxes: clearsil acne cream. Same for candidate.

Figgs: Some fine ganja for ease the pain from his HIT workouts.

Medford: A trip up north to unwind her trailerpark ways.




Feel free to add on, friends.


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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 05:11:27 PM »
camel jockey  a job, because he has too much time on his hands keeping notes on other getbiggers.
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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 05:14:24 PM »
camel jockey  a job, because he has too much time on his hands keeping notes on other getbiggers.

Notes you probably know better than myself.

But then again, I guess it's far beyond you to record simple things that come about from posts.. Now sign off and call the local GED office. It'll be a start.


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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 05:15:43 PM »
Notes you probably know better than myself.

But then again, I guess it's far beyond you to record simple things that come about from posts.. Now sign off and call the local GED office. It'll be a start.


melt :'(
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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 05:16:24 PM »
melt :'(

Camel Jockey: some xanax so he doesn't melt

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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 05:18:50 PM »
Camel Jockey: some xanax so he doesn't melt
Camel Jockey    some pussy so he can relax ;D
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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 05:19:32 PM »
How did you forget this one?

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Re: Get's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 05:21:21 PM »
Sev - Legit gear.

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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 05:23:40 PM »
Tamali:

A a job with BP, so he can get some more oil for his arms.


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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 05:28:34 PM »
For the following characters:

For Bluto: A new keyboard, as 17,000 posts must've taken its toll.

For DA: Some new dildos.

For Scott Markey: a session with Dr. Phil about hiding who you are and confessions.

For Jaejonna: a minor, no credit class on how to better use Adobe Photoshop.

Arvilla: A pair of wheels, abs.. So pretty much going back in time and selecting a different guy for his mother to fuck at a Motel 6. We'll be needing to get him a time machine.

Toxy/Proteinfarts: Rehab, an ass kicking.

Kamali: application for his state's food stamp program, as donations from mommy and daddy must be running low.

Milos: Klass Helman & Ross Attorneys
 
(310) 277-2224
 
113 W Amerige Ave, Fullerton, CA 92832

For when the DEA comes knocking.

Pumpster: Public housing applications, as well as food stamp applications.. And let's start our own charity for the Bowflex master.

Ron: A fucking excel spreadsheet with calorie consumption records updated daily, so he can see how little will power he has when you consider what profession he works in.

Slin1: Some codine, as I hear he's going into withdrawl.

Alex23: bronkaid, an espresso machine and some bayer.. Leaner, the guy would destroy everyone here.

Xerxes: clearsil acne cream. Same for candidate.

Figgs: Some fine ganja for ease the pain from his HIT workouts.

Medford: A trip up north to unwind her trailerpark ways.




Feel free to add on, friends.



Pretty good work there CJ.
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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2007, 05:30:49 PM »
Come on and add to the list, friends!

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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2007, 05:37:07 PM »
LOL I like it! Especially Ron's.  ;D Although I'm no longer on HIT, I still train with high intensity.

Camel Jockey: A gift certificate to pizza hut and a fat blunt.

Bast: a circumcision

DA: an elementary grade education.

True Adonis: An audience for his psychotic babble.

Vince Goodrum: psychoanalysis and mental treatment.

Alexxx: a fancy dinner accompanied by his lovely sister with the hope of him getting "lucky"
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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2007, 05:56:01 PM »
daddywaddy: a new bong

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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2007, 06:02:32 PM »
For the following characters:

For Bluto: A new keyboard, as 17,000 posts must've taken its toll.

For DA: Some new dildos.

For Scott Markey: a session with Dr. Phil about hiding who you are and confessions.

For Jaejonna: a minor, no credit class on how to better use Adobe Photoshop.

Arvilla: A pair of wheels, abs.. So pretty much going back in time and selecting a different guy for his mother to fuck at a Motel 6. We'll be needing to get him a time machine.

Toxy/Proteinfarts: Rehab, an ass kicking.

Kamali: application for his state's food stamp program, as donations from mommy and daddy must be running low.

Milos: Klass Helman & Ross Attorneys
 
(310) 277-2224
 
113 W Amerige Ave, Fullerton, CA 92832

For when the DEA comes knocking.

Pumpster: Public housing applications, as well as food stamp applications.. And let's start our own charity for the Bowflex master.

Ron: A fucking excel spreadsheet with calorie consumption records updated daily, so he can see how little will power he has when you consider what profession he works in.

Slin1: Some codine, as I hear he's going into withdrawl.

Alex23: bronkaid, an espresso machine and some bayer.. Leaner, the guy would destroy everyone here.

Xerxes: clearsil acne cream. Same for candidate.

Figgs: Some fine ganja for ease the pain from his HIT workouts.

Medford: A trip up north to unwind her trailerpark ways.




Feel free to add on, friends.


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Re: Getbig's Early Christmas Wish LIST!!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2007, 06:05:42 PM »
my face is fine, thanks.