For the following characters:
For Bluto: A new keyboard, as 17,000 posts must've taken its toll.
For DA: Some new dildos.
For Scott Markey: a session with Dr. Phil about hiding who you are and confessions.
For Jaejonna: a minor, no credit class on how to better use Adobe Photoshop.
Arvilla: A pair of wheels, abs.. So pretty much going back in time and selecting a different guy for his mother to fuck at a Motel 6. We'll be needing to get him a time machine.
Toxy/Proteinfarts: Rehab, an ass kicking.
Kamali: application for his state's food stamp program, as donations from mommy and daddy must be running low.
Milos: Klass Helman & Ross Attorneys
(310) 277-2224
113 W Amerige Ave, Fullerton, CA 92832
For when the DEA comes knocking.
Pumpster: Public housing applications, as well as food stamp applications.. And let's start our own charity for the Bowflex master.
Ron: A fucking excel spreadsheet with calorie consumption records updated daily, so he can see how little will power he has when you consider what profession he works in.
Slin1: Some codine, as I hear he's going into withdrawl.
Alex23: bronkaid, an espresso machine and some bayer.. Leaner, the guy would destroy everyone here.
Xerxes: clearsil acne cream. Same for candidate.
Figgs: Some fine ganja for ease the pain from his HIT workouts.
Medford: A trip up north to unwind her trailerpark ways.
Feel free to add on, friends.