only problem is he doesn't have a picture posted, isn't that convenient?
AHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!! What an absolute load of dogshit....."I can't find clothes...".
What's next?
"I can't travel any longer because I simply can't fit into the airplane seats.....no airplanes are big enough for my extreme mass."
"I had to give up cage fighting cause I could no longer squeeze my ungoldly mass into my private helicopter in order to make the trips to my engagements."
"I wanted to buy a particular house in Beverly Hills, but with my immense shoulder width and thickness I couldn't fit through the doorframes whether I turned sideways or not."