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Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« on: September 22, 2007, 06:00:06 PM »
Almost every where I go and I just happen to engage in a converation with someone and working out comes up, they always tell me that "Oh, yeah....I used to be really into it. When I was, I was doing like 1500 push-ups and 1000 sit-ups a day".

What fukkin' lies?! This has happened on many occasions. I just friggin' laugh!

Oh, and the best part is....it all ended when they got into their "car accident" 5 years ago! They haven't been able to do much since! But I always get hit with..."I'm gonna start Monday though".

Damn clowns!
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 06:18:38 PM »
how many people post on here saying that they're "just getting back to the gym"  :-\
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 06:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Riddick on September 22, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
Almost every where I go and I just happen to engage in a converation with someone and working out comes up, they always tell me that "Oh, yeah....I used to be really into it. When I was, I was doing like 1500 push-ups and 1000 sit-ups a day".

What fukkin' lies?! This has happened on many occasions. I just friggin' laugh!

Oh, and the best part is....it all ended when they got into their "car accident" 5 years ago! They haven't been able to do much since! But I always get hit with..."I'm gonna start Monday though".

Damn clowns!


I fvcked 4 supermodels and outwitted Stephen hawking in the time it took you to write this post.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 06:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Livewire on September 22, 2007, 06:19:43 PM

I fvcked 4 supermodels and outwitted Stephen hawking in the time it took you to write this post.

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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2007, 06:24:17 PM »
what the hell does TEH mean?
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2007, 06:27:40 PM »
Quote from: theworm on September 22, 2007, 06:24:17 PM
what the hell does TEH mean?

registered since 2005

but still teh newbie   ::)
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2007, 06:28:52 PM »
why not just say THE.


is this a black thing?   lol.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2007, 07:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Riddick on September 22, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
Almost every where I go and I just happen to engage in a converation with someone and working out comes up, they always tell me that "Oh, yeah....I used to be really into it. When I was, I was doing like 1500 push-ups and 1000 sit-ups a day".

What fukkin' lies?! This has happened on many occasions. I just friggin' laugh!

Oh, and the best part is....it all ended when they got into their "car accident" 5 years ago! They haven't been able to do much since! But I always get hit with..."I'm gonna start Monday though".

Damn clowns!
hahahahahahaaaaa.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2007, 07:28:52 PM »
moggilo lompinthop does 6662 situps per day.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2007, 04:06:19 AM »
Quote from: theworm on September 22, 2007, 06:28:52 PM
why not just say THE.


is this a black thing?   lol.

No its an internet geek thing, hence its popularity here.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 04:09:07 AM »
Why do so many people lie of their benching? It never made sense to me.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 04:17:40 AM »
Quote from: Livewire on September 22, 2007, 06:19:43 PM

I fvcked 4 supermodels and outwitted Stephen hawking in the time it took you to write this post.


Hawking has no muscles and is crippled so he isn't cool... ::)
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 04:25:50 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 23, 2007, 04:09:07 AM
Why do so many people lie of their benching? It never made sense to me.

lol..every single time, and I am sure that this happens to most people on here with a decent build...every guy insist on you telling you their past glory days story

what I have learned over years is that there are alot of people out there use to bench some olympic caliber weight just for fun  ::)

the conversation always ends " I need to get back to the gym" or as the thread started stated "I am just getting back into it and that is why I start over with the bar alone"


humans are funny
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 04:26:41 AM »
Quote from: Trapezkerl on September 23, 2007, 04:17:40 AM
Hawking has no muscles and is crippled so he isn't cool... ::)

still probably gets 10x more pussy than most getbiggers including myself
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 04:28:25 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on September 23, 2007, 04:26:41 AM
still probably gets 10x more pussy than most getbiggers including myself

How?, his penis doesn't work.

Now there's a question: would you rather have his brains with average bb genetics or be as dumb as a rock with the nearly super human genetics?
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2007, 04:32:39 AM »
As I noted in a prior post, unconventional views surely require a more thorough justification than those which are generally accepted. That is the way push-ups work.
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2007, 04:36:09 AM »
Sean Rey always bragged about his one arm push ups. 

Sean, i saw the video and you cheated the whole way through that pathetic 'one-arm debacle'.  You got one clean push-up!  All the rest were half-assed attempts. 

I am not surprised, you seem to lie about everything. 
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2007, 04:37:24 AM »
Quote from: Trapezkerl on September 23, 2007, 04:28:25 AM
How?, his penis doesn't work.

Now there's a question: would you rather have his brains with average bb genetics or be as dumb as a rock with the nearly super human genetics?

I don't see what his penis not working has to do with him getting more sex than most getbiggers
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2007, 04:38:09 AM »
hahaaaa, Why do so many getbiggers lie about howmany hoes they fu#k?
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2007, 04:41:09 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on September 23, 2007, 04:37:24 AM
I don't see what his penis not working has to do with him getting more sex than most getbiggers

Well...a) he has long been married b) he is essentially paralysed and c) cannot consequently engage in sex...

My question goes unanswered...
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2007, 04:46:27 AM »
Quote from: Trapezkerl on September 23, 2007, 04:28:25 AM
How?, his penis doesn't work.

Now there's a question: would you rather have his brains with average bb genetics or be as dumb as a rock with the nearly super human genetics?

I don't see how any one can choose anything but that option

life is long, especially when you make the wrong choices...brains and a good body will take pretty far in life
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2007, 04:48:42 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on September 23, 2007, 04:46:27 AM
I don't see how any one can choose anything but that option

life is long, especially when you make the wrong choices...brains and a good body will take pretty far in life

Listening too much to Chris Rock? ;D
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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2007, 04:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Trapezkerl on September 23, 2007, 04:48:42 AM
Listening too much to Chris Rock? ;D

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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2007, 05:00:43 AM »
Quote from: WOOO on September 23, 2007, 04:50:03 AM
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as far Chris Rock goes, his early stuff are pretty good...the early Eddie Murphy stuff are classics also

now I am off to do 1,000 pushups none stop..don't hate

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Re: Why do so many people lie about push-ups?
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2007, 05:02:09 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on September 23, 2007, 05:00:43 AM
the threshold for owning has severly been reduced over the years... ::)


as far Chris Rock goes, his early stuff are pretty good...the early Eddie Murphy stuff are classics also

now I am off to do 1,000 pushups none stop..don't hate



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